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04-23-2013 , 04:27 AM
Hi everyone,

So I've decided to try set myself a goal of saving for a boob job from playing poker.

I've been playing on and off for about 4 years now and I'm pretty confident playing the Micro Stakes (NL25/NL50).

I decided to make a new deposit on Sunday. I was planning to deposit $500 to start off my new bankroll (I usually tend to play a lot for a while then burn out and just cash out), but decided instead to initially deposit $250 and grind NL25, and depending on how things go, possibly deposit the other $250 at a later date (Meaning I'm starting with only 10 buy ins, but have no problems with putting on another 10).

Over the past years of playing mainly NL2 and NL5, with NL25/NL50 more recently, I have made roughly $1000 in total profit, but I won't be including this in my goal since that money has been spent long ago lol.

My goal is to build up a bankroll of $10,000 over the next 12 months, and I plan to cash out $6000 of it once I meet that goal to pay for a boob job (It costs around 4000 in the UK).

Currently since my deposit I've played 4573 hands of NL25 with a profit of $130.23, and a bb/100 of 11.4

I'll try to update at least once a week to say where I currently am in terms of my goal


Bonus graph (The last 3000 hands or so haven't gone too well, but I think it always takes me a few sessions before I get back into my usual playing style)


Last edited by SarahDoll1987; 04-23-2013 at 04:33 AM. Reason: Added a graph
04-23-2013 , 04:39 AM
pics before and after or this didnt happen
04-23-2013 , 04:42 AM
04-23-2013 , 04:45 AM
Originally Posted by jimmyjams
pics before and after or this didnt happen
The before pic wouldn't be very exciting... Otherwise I wouldn't want to get them done lol
04-23-2013 , 04:48 AM
We need to compare from a male perspective.
04-23-2013 , 04:54 AM
In for boobs
04-23-2013 , 04:55 AM
04-23-2013 , 07:51 AM
In for poker

for boobs ldo
04-23-2013 , 07:56 AM
:boner: glgl
04-23-2013 , 08:11 AM
before after pics or we just label you as a poser :/
04-23-2013 , 08:14 AM
Originally Posted by Clayton
Random pic?
04-23-2013 , 08:32 AM
04-23-2013 , 09:19 AM
Ok no before or after pics then. how about DURING????

I'll let myself out.
04-23-2013 , 10:35 AM
Dont get fake ones! Small boobs are fine.
04-23-2013 , 11:48 AM
04-24-2013 , 03:30 AM
This thread will not end well...
04-24-2013 , 04:20 AM
We don't want any pics of your hoo-hoo, just your taa-taas.

04-24-2013 , 04:27 AM
way to get that attention OP
04-24-2013 , 04:43 AM
I feel actually having a set physical goal instead of monetary helps toward achieving it, good luck.
04-24-2013 , 05:28 AM
Originally Posted by SarahDoll1987
So I've decided to try set myself a goal of saving for a boob job from playing poker.
I'll pay for them now if you just be my gf
04-24-2013 , 07:14 AM
^screw the above poster. ill pay for your boobs and all the other ****s you need if you be mine
04-24-2013 , 08:15 AM
^ Guys.. cmon guys, this is getting sad.

04-24-2013 , 09:39 AM
yes, screw me like dwyt says.

jj, gl op
04-24-2013 , 11:45 AM
I need to stop being such an idiot... I played a lot today without any proper breaks and I ended up playing 14,500 hands and just breaking even... At one point I was up around $150 for this session, then lots of bad beats, and probably bad plays too and it was gone...

Bonus graph of today's session to hopefully embarrass me enough to not be such an idiot anymore...


I think I'm going to go cry now lol
04-24-2013 , 11:58 AM
14,500 hands in one session? That's a lot!

How many hours of play is that and how many tables?