Yesterday I got 8th of 50 something in the event right after the satellite. So I guess someone else lost around the time since it went down to I think 7 for the final table of 8 and briefly I was brought to the table despite I just lost in the hand before.

Unfortunately I was bubble boy as I lost a big pot with this one guy. Welcome to poker. I'll take the whole thing down tomorrow.

Couldn't play any other events as the network is having deposit page issues so I haven't been able to play since (sucks to end as bubble boy even though I took down 2 tournos in a row in first place right before it).

I did play 1 more that I registered in late reg too after fighting the broken deposit page for a while, but lost that one. I'll just come back tomorrow refreshed and get back to it.

Can't wait to continue my domination and use my satellite ticket to take the whole main event for the day down.

Let's do it!

Please keep posting. I know eventually you will stop posting and or start faking results

I don't need to fake results, my results are the real deal and I don't do this to prove anything to anyone so faking results would be completely pointless lmao. I appreciate the engagement though, it helps the thread.

Shame you hate on a beginner. It's sad really.

Don't worry though, I have more great wins for you to laugh at coming up soon. Don't go anywhere!

My poker site is having technical issues today, so I couldn't play. Still same problem they had yesterday.

I played a satellite on PokerStars and won the top prize. It went right into the next satellite and I lost Ace Queens vs Kings. GG. I got 4th of 60 and then 9th of 29.

Before those 2 I played a $5 sat, but I lost when the opp hit a lucky river and cracked my hand. I had Kings, he had King queen and hit a river straight.

gg, I'm getting better. Where the haters at?

What is your username and site?

Hey man, I want to be considerate so I figured best way to do that is to ask you want you like.

So with that said please let me know which is funniest to you: 1st, 2nd, 3rd or cashing in a MTT? Maybe ending tourno with positive cEV? I think that's hilarious!

I will try to make these posts enjoyable and 1st place is the funniest to me. I got a few of those so no wonder people are loving this thread.

What do you think of the options?

Thanks.

CORRECTION:

This is absolutely hilarious! So be warned this might split your sides. Do not hold me medically responsible.

I didn't get 4th of 60. I got 1st of 60 according to my Poker site's email to me:


AND I WAS POSITIVE cEV!



HILARIOUS!!!! This is funnier than Dave Chappelle!

More laughs on the way!

Hey guys,

Great day!

So yesterday I finally made myself a range and started using pen and paper while playing to take notes.

So today:

Played a satellite as my first event (2nd of 26):


Played another one (lost that one) (11th of 30).

Then played the event the satellite ticket was for (5th of 126):



Then played 1 more tournament (5th of 34):


Let's ****ing go!

Where the haters at! This is so funny I'm sure they will want to read this.

Let's go!

so you are not going to say what site you are playing on? ok

good luck in your imaginary world

why are you such a jerk

Hi Mallot

you have issues

If you just play for fun and do not care about getting better as a hobby you can continue just playing. if you are interested in beating this game you should stop playing right now and learn solid fundamentals starting with preflop ranges. get some sort of subscription for upswing / raise your edge/ whatever kind of coaching program, it really does not matter that much since you really suck at poker right now, not hating on you just trying to be as honest as possible. the quality of the training site is not that important since the basic stuff will be taught okayish anywhere. you basically butchered all of those hands you posted. good luck and have fun on your journey, if you are interested in improving i might follow your thread.

Update:

Here's a cash I did yesterday:


1st of 53.

Here's the graph:



Up around $330 this month towards the $1,000 goal month profit.

The goal is to have $1,000 more than I started with by the end of the month. I've actually already earned more than $1,000 in profit this month already, but just haven't had that much profit for the month at one time yet.

Had adjusted my schedule and as you can see we started to get lots of cashes since.

Definitely going to hit my goal.

Where the haters at?

Hilarious you think this is fake LOL! Don't worry, I'll just keep winning!

Hello, don't go anywhere. More delicious and epic victories for you to laugh at while I enjoy my money.

Hey man, thanks for your input. You should read this thread, I've been getting a lot better and you can see it via my graph, and tourno results. When I first started posting I didn't have a range. Now I do, and and I have learned a lot more since I signed up.

I keep improving. I don't have to be Phil Ivey of the world right now, all I need at first is to be able to beat my stake level and keep improving.

I did check out Doug Polks content but Doug and Johnathan Little content is a bit over what I and most players need IMO. A better candidate is BlackRain79 Content, and Crush Live Poker which I enjoy and Alec Torelli.

I have good hands where I played very well but I don't post those as I'm trying to improve to figure out how to fix my leaks rather than get props for my good plays.

My custom and unique strategy gets me to the final table in almost every regular tourno in my stake level as long as I don't deviate or get coolered so It's working.



Only more wins to come!

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edit: also no min raising QQ against 5 to 6 limps, I've fixed my pre flop bet sizing problem, setup positional ranges, along with 3-betting ranges. Also for short stacked play as well. Lots of mistakes in some of my postings, but I have definitely learned my lesson through asking and learning from experience.

let me know which is funniest to you: 1st, 2nd, 3rd or cashing in a MTT? Maybe ending tourno with positive cEV? C'mon don't hide now!

I'm still around. You must be too busy cashing instead of posting your updates.

Just repost the same screenshots you been doing already.
Ill just do it for you

WOW, another amazing win.

U jelly

Awol ...confirmed busto. He lasted a month, not too shabby.

Wow you're actually right for once. I have been busy cashing.

Pretty good. I'll do you one better:



July 1st: 5th of 101 ($715 profit in one go!) Entry via Satellite 1st or 2nd position.

July 6th (second time going to this tournament):


GOAL HIT! 3rd of 103 after 6 hours. (BOOM! $1,240 total profit in one go!). Entry via satelite (first place position).

What else you wanna say haters?! Eat it!

Yes it's confirmed I did a busto in your mom.



Back to back. Same tournament. Same week. From 5th to 3rd and next we'll take 1st!!!

Eat it!

This months graph:



Haters? Where you at!

Your results are great.
Keep it up!