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05-21-2024 , 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Mallot1
it's a "challenge" not a "cakewalk". Do you really need 500 buyins to beat a "broken fish" in only 1 month? That's sad...

Anyone with "half a brain" can make a profit against a "broken fish" on 4 buyins. What's the matter you "Broke?" (like you asked me) and can't put up the $100 for the month?

Also sounds like you just can't take the pressure of only 4 buyins. Means you'll actually have to play well. You must actually be the broken fish. Where's your 1000bb sessions and 3 consecutive top 5 finishes in the same 6+ hour MTT?

If you're so good you should be able to beat me easily in a month. I've turned $25 or less into $125 multiple times at NL25. Why you scared now?

You've talked a lot. Now: It's game time. Either take the challenge. Or just admit you're not good enough or too afraid to play me.

The only "trainwreck" will be when I beat you badly in this challenge.

You got the nuts to win Mr. Pro?

Then put your chips in! I'm all in!

Who has the guts to put their poker skill with their trash-talking? Let's do it!

Mitsi? Kendoo? All other haters? It's poker time! Don't hide now, let's do it!

The challenge will go from June 8th, to July 8th, 2024.

You've talked a lot of sh t
Now it's time to show your grit
Grab up all your chips
And throw em in
All in
Please get professionell help!
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05-21-2024 , 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Kendoo
Please get professionell help!
You lose bud (and you can't spell). "Get professional help!" so you can beat a "broken fish" with less than 500 buyins, or you should just change your name to Kentdoo not Kendoo. All bark, no bite.

You must bust your roll often to need so many buyins. Lol
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That means: I win!

Mitsi, and other haters you ready to put your chips where your mouth is? Let's do this!

Last edited by Mallot1; 05-21-2024 at 12:52 PM.
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05-21-2024 , 10:45 PM
Mitsi where you at? Don't dash yet! Accept my challenge.
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05-22-2024 , 03:35 AM
lol what an insecure clueless kid
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05-22-2024 , 04:45 AM
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Originally Posted by puntmeister
lol what an insecure clueless kid
two months and we will not here anything from him again…
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05-22-2024 , 07:33 AM
GL on your challenge. Poker seems alive and well
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05-22-2024 , 08:19 AM
Gl OP , subbed
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05-22-2024 , 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by elmagico
Gl OP , subbed
Thanks! I appreciate it
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05-22-2024 , 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by KHANYAY
GL on your challenge. Poker seems alive and well
Thanks (if you're being genuine)
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05-22-2024 , 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by puntmeister
lol what an insecure clueless kid
C'mon Mr. "Punt Meister" surely you have enough skill to beat a "insecure clueless kid"?

We're all waiting to see which of you is ready to put your chips where your mouth is. It's show time!

Take the punt!

Accept the challenge.

You got the nuts to win this Mr. Pro?

I'm all in.

Make the call.

Last edited by Mallot1; 05-22-2024 at 10:15 AM.
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05-22-2024 , 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Kendoo
two months and we will not here anything from him again…
You're still talking yet you won't take the challenge? That's a massive tell...

Tells me your hole cards are very weak. You're bluffing.

All talk, no poker skill.

You got the nuts? Make the call.

Accept the challenge.
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05-22-2024 , 10:14 AM
Mitsi where you at?
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05-22-2024 , 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Mallot1
Mitsi where you at?
Challenge seems pretty silly. I don’t think anyone would agree to it unless they wanted to waste time

Probably better to just focus on your own game instead of randoms
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05-22-2024 , 10:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mallot1
You're still talking yet you won't take the challenge? That's a massive tell...

Tells me your hole cards are very weak. You're bluffing.

All talk, no poker skill.

You got the nuts? Make the call.

Accept the challenge.
Wow - what an insecure child you are.
I am not playing your nano stakes (not turning on the computer for 25 dollars)
You are either a troll (hope for you) or biggest fish ever…
Ridiculous how you behave…

You will be broke soon as you always were after a short period of poker
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05-22-2024 , 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by swerbs22
Challenge seems pretty silly. I don’t think anyone would agree to it unless they wanted to waste time

Probably better to just focus on your own game instead of randoms
They talk a lot of sh t, so I figured they'd wanted to stop the chatter and play some poker. I guess not? What a surprise! If they want to talk trash I might as well improve my game from it. There's no lose here.
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05-22-2024 , 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Kendoo
Wow - what an insecure child you are.
I am not playing your nano stakes (not turning on the computer for 25 dollars)
You are either a troll (hope for you) or biggest fish ever…
Ridiculous how you behave…

You will be broke soon as you always were after a short period of poker
Excuses excuses excuses. Just say you're just not good enough bro to play against a "fish"

If you're some kind of high-stakes crusher this challenge would be a cakewalk for you... You wouldn't be complaining about needing more buyins at a stake apparently so much lower than your own.

You've been exposed as a fraud Mr. No Kendoo. Exit stage left.

Mitsi? Where you at! It's poker time!
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05-22-2024 , 02:09 PM
I challenge nick12 as well. Who's ready?
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05-22-2024 , 05:27 PM
You should really take your pills regularly as recommended by your doctor.
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05-22-2024 , 05:34 PM
I feel honored, but I am just a passive reader

Good luck on your journey tho


Curious btw. Normally you take 30-50 BI in cash games, play and track 100k hands on a specific limit to avoid results being distorted by too much variance (up and down) and if you beat the limit for say 5-7bb/100 or more then you move up to the next limit. The starting limit you choose based on available BR and skill.
Why do you not choose that route ?
(btw most sites give the opportunity to download hand hkstories which you can then import into a tracking program lile holdem manager,poker tracker or hand2note.


The reason why people advocate for that many buy ins is that poker naturally has an enourmous amout of variance, so even the best players in the world are going to go through periods where they lose many buy ins vs way weaker or recreational players. The amount of buy ins helps to play a limit consitently without being at the risk of going broke or having to move down too much.
In tournaments its the same but even more extreme. If you check the graphs of sharkscope from the best players you are going to see that the break even or lose for 1000 tournaments or more regularly -granted thats mostly for very large size tournaments). If you only play small field tourneys the variance is gonna be way less but its still gonna be there.
A good ROI in mtts is 30%, which is however very high already and only the best achieve that.
A good sample size in small field tourney should be around 2000 games. In big firlds its around 5000 games. Zhe number is that high because tourneys have more variance than cash. To give you an idication, pros play around 50ish tourneys/day bjt just start playing many tables at once, it takes a lot of time to get there, so give yourself time

Those numbers should give you a rough indication of what variance is like, what a good path to move through cash game stales is and the variance in the game/why people use so many buy ins.

Wish you all the best my friend!
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05-23-2024 , 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by nick12
I feel honored, but I am just a passive reader

Good luck on your journey tho


Curious btw. Normally you take 30-50 BI in cash games, play and track 100k hands on a specific limit to avoid results being distorted by too much variance (up and down) and if you beat the limit for say 5-7bb/100 or more then you move up to the next limit. The starting limit you choose based on available BR and skill.
Why do you not choose that route ?
(btw most sites give the opportunity to download hand hkstories which you can then import into a tracking program lile holdem manager,poker tracker or hand2note.


The reason why people advocate for that many buy ins is that poker naturally has an enourmous amout of variance, so even the best players in the world are going to go through periods where they lose many buy ins vs way weaker or recreational players. The amount of buy ins helps to play a limit consitently without being at the risk of going broke or having to move down too much.
In tournaments its the same but even more extreme. If you check the graphs of sharkscope from the best players you are going to see that the break even or lose for 1000 tournaments or more regularly -granted thats mostly for very large size tournaments). If you only play small field tourneys the variance is gonna be way less but its still gonna be there.
A good ROI in mtts is 30%, which is however very high already and only the best achieve that.
A good sample size in small field tourney should be around 2000 games. In big firlds its around 5000 games. Zhe number is that high because tourneys have more variance than cash. To give you an idication, pros play around 50ish tourneys/day bjt just start playing many tables at once, it takes a lot of time to get there, so give yourself time

Those numbers should give you a rough indication of what variance is like, what a good path to move through cash game stales is and the variance in the game/why people use so many buy ins.

Wish you all the best my friend!
Thanks mate! Yes I know that stuff. My room doesn't allow HUDs. And I don't have that many buyins anyway. I need to keep improving my game and I can't do that waiting to save up $2,000 just to play NL100 in which people only play slightly different than NL50. Instead I just deposit $25, play NL25, and play up to a NL100 buyin, and then play. Yes there's variance but in my experience, you don't experience that as much until you're shoving your stack or overplaying a hand. I have a different cash game strategy than the gurus and those online who teach this stuff. So far so good.
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05-23-2024 , 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Kendoo
You should really take your pills regularly as recommended by your doctor.
Kendoo Kendoo Kendoo
Where are you?
We've got some poker to play now.

Kendoo Kendoo Kendoo
No Kendoo.
No play, just talk (all low brow).


I've withdrawn my challenge from you Kendoo, your time is up!

When I'm making 4 figures and then 5 figures a month from this game while you're still scraping a couple big blinds per hour remember: I will not teach ya

Exit stage left.

Last edited by Mallot1; 05-23-2024 at 10:33 AM.
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05-23-2024 , 10:24 AM
As proven in the last few days these haters are all talk no bite.

Once allowed to show their apparently superior poker skill they run and make lame excuses while still making low brow commentary.

Very telling. I called their bluff, and they are no more.

So with that said:

Challenge Withdraw.

Fasten your seatbelts. I'm still on the hunt! We're gonna make 100bb profit 7 days in a row from NL100. I'll show you guys this game is not as complicated as some make it out to be. You don't need thousands of dollars to play some cash table poker profitably

We'll be making $1,000 a month profit!

Then I'll get to NL200 on NL50 buyins (NL50 / NL100 / NL200).

And soon we'll be making $10,000 a month profit!

And I'll have all the beautiful women.

My haters WISHED they could do an NL50 buyin and even make to 20bbs in the same 8hr session LMAO! That's why they buyin at the highest stakes and try to scared money squeak a blind out of weak ops here and there. Scared money is soon my money.

All haters are welcome to sit on my right. (just so you get a good viewing seat of course )

See you in June!

Last edited by Mallot1; 05-23-2024 at 10:29 AM.
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05-23-2024 , 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Kendoo
Wow - what an insecure child you are.
I am not playing your nano stakes (not turning on the computer for 25 dollars)
You are either a troll (hope for you) or biggest fish ever…
Ridiculous how you behave…

You will be broke soon as you always were after a short period of poker
If you were actually reading this thread you'd see the pattern is I leave, come back run up from like $25 to multiple hundred. Learn through experience, change my strategy. And repeat. You're just salty bro that you need thousands just to play some poker, overthink the game and still can't manage to cross 200bbs at least once per session.

Meanwhile my accounts are in the green deposits vs withdrawals.

You're time's up! Exit!
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05-23-2024 , 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Mallot1
If you were actually reading this thread you'd see the pattern is I leave, come back run up from like $25 to multiple hundred. Learn through experience, change my strategy. And repeat. You're just salty bro that you need thousands just to play some poker, overthink the game and still can't manage to cross 200bbs at least once per session.

Meanwhile my accounts are in the green deposits vs withdrawals.

You're time's up! Exit!
Unbelievable how mentally ******ed this guy is. Broke in less then a month and we will never hear anything again…
Really hope for him he is trolling (would be unbelievable sad if such people are real)
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06-09-2024 , 09:20 AM
Mallot! were you at you crusher? must enjoy the good life by now popping bottles in da club surrounded by hotties right?
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