On your mark - get set - MICRO STAKES RAKEBACK.
Okay, that may be an oxymoron.
Hello there, my name is Taylor and I'm a musician in Western Canada. But here I have my poker hat on and I'm known as "FattieQ" on Pokerstars. I'm about as degen as they come, I've played everything poker-wise and done poorly at most of it. I'm the dolt with the Canadian & Netherlands flag avatar that you've probably seen donking about in micro tourneys & O8 everythings.
As I have no life and only one working leg at the moment (crashed my bike, ugh) I may as well run (okay, slowly jog..perhaps crawl) up the stakes in the 25bb 6max hypers. 200+ games a day is very possible if I stay off 2+2 which is handy. Like many other degens before me I'm forcing myself to update here every now and then in hopes I will stay focused and keep working. I also love TonnaMunz's vlogs so if I happen to feel particularly entertaining, I can do those too. Will post link(s) if I do that.
Actual goals:
Longterm:
- Longterm? Become Supernova. Those red stars are just so enticing. Plus the boss-mode that comes with it of course.
- slightly more attainable - set new personal annual VPP record in 2015. I'm at 26k for 2014 so naturally 2015 will go much higher hopefully.
Shortterm:
- STUDY. ACTUALLY STUDY. MY GOSH FOR GOODNESS SAKE STUDY.
- Get out of micro-stakes land so I don't hate myself so much.
- Make my graph do the thing where it goes up
And hey if it doesn't work I'll just disappear like Isildur's backers. (zing.. okay crickets). I'll disappear like Norman Chad's stand up audience! No? I'll disappear like my roll the last several times! (alright nobody's laughing but me, but that's very funny I promise).
GL me. Volume is my friend. Variance isn't.