Villain: Simple minded aggro-donk who resembles the Michelin Man and who got his start as a fluff boy in several Mexican donkey porn movies.
Me: Often mistaken for Channing Tatum’s better looking brother.
Villain (UTG) obnoxiously announces to the table that this is his last hand and he plans on stacking someone before he goes. With that he slams a raise of $15 onto the table. Oooooh, SCARY!
I'm UTG+2 and look down at 7
5
. What the heck, I call. Just as I suspect, so does everybody else.
Flop: 5 5 3...Heh Heh
Villain bets $55… Sucker!
I min-raise knowing this will infuriate him and possibly get more chips in the pot out of anger on a later street.
He then tries to start with the mind games, warning me to check the turn which turns out to be a Kc. I sense no strength to his hand, so I oblige and check figuring he will try to steal on the river. I was mistaken on 2 counts.
River is a 4x and the chicken**** checks again. I bet $100 for value and he tanks and pretends to do math, saying “how could you have a 5?? He makes a crying call, (literally he had tears streaming down his face) and I show him the bad news. He then goes off about getting AA on his last hand, only to get beat by 7 5.
Sorry bro.
Last edited by RoyalT; 07-31-2014 at 09:59 PM.