Here's a funny one from Saturday night:
A bunch of people limp, I check the 4
2
in the big blind.
3
5
T
Checks to middle position who bets, folds to me and I call, the rest fold.
Jo
I check, he bets, I call.
Jo
I check, he checks.
I declare four high. He says, "haha me too!" and shows the 4
2
. I say, "I was freerolling you with the spades." To which only the dealer chuckled.