Paisting if you don't stream this content someone inevitably will. I keep saying this but the poker space still has a market gap for a true degen whale character the likes of which only troll videos have foretold.

I played with him before and he started berating me and tell me how I lose so much. Telling me and others at the table to kill ourselves etc, totally unprovoked.

Said I was down 3k at 2nl and his source was poker table ratings.

I told him it didn't exist anymore and he said it does for him. Weird fellow.

It's still hard to believe this guy's real.

At least you know what you're doing and have good reads that bring you lots of success at the tables

HOW MUCH DOWN!!

I guess if you’re going to dump 25k at 2nl you’ve earned the right to verbally abuse people in chat.

Paisting any guesses on what your IQ is?

NOT!!
FOR!!
SALEL!!!

Giraffe for 2020 op

What time does OP play generally? I always have a look at 2nl tables when MTTs are on a break and never see OP sitting

I've been trying to bum hunt him for months now with no success

you can see the time in the hand histories, that's GMT+2 timezone.

This is absolutely true!

Appreciation must be earned and they have done nothing for it. All they do is ruin my game with endless reraising and then suck outing big part of my money with total stupid dominated hands like this game of skill by MPuskou:

888Poker, Hold'em No Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 5 players

NahuelSKR (UTG): $2.76 (138 bb)
Paisting (CO): $3.05 (153 bb)
HrLehmann (BU): $2.00 (100 bb)
MPuskou (SB): $2.01 (101 bb)
luigi_obenza (BB): $3.52 (176 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03) Hero (Paisting) is CO with K♣ A♠
1 fold, Paisting (CO) raises to $0.08, 1 fold, MPuskou (SB) 3-bets to $0.32, 1 fold, Paisting (CO) 4-bets to $3.05 (all-in), MPuskou (SB) calls $1.69 (all-in)

Flop: ($4.04) Q♦ 9♥ 3♦ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($4.04) 3♥ (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($4.04) 5♦ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $4.04 (Rake: $0.25)

Showdown:
Paisting (CO) shows K♣ A♠ (a pair of Threes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 75%, Flop: 13%, Turn: 7%, River: 0%)

MPuskou (SB) shows A♦ Q♣ (two pair, Queens and Threes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 25%, Flop: 87%, Turn: 93%, River: 100%)

MPuskou (SB) wins $3.79

They don't deal cards but they play like crap, think like crap and are crap. They destroy me by taking my last money, but I can make it really hard for them and destroy them mentally because they can't stand it.

Your EV must be insanely high this year with all these times you're getting it in good. Maybe you should post the graph?

It's obviously an elaborate troll. How can you still think this guy is real after these gems:

I don't know if he's involved in a prop bet where someone paid him a lot of money to play nl 2 and troll people here, or he's a rich retired man having fun. But he's not real, this can't be real.

Sad but true, it is real.

HAHHAHAHHA i told u he will post the AQ vs AK hand and complains about it hahahahhaah

How about these hands?

888Poker, Hold'em No Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 6 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

vvn88888 (UTG): $0.60 (30 bb)
BANANZAHOLY (MP): $2.05 (103 bb)
Paisting (CO): $4.64 (232 bb)
fraire988 (BU): $2.00 (100 bb)
IAMSTARVING (SB): $3.95 (198 bb)
pvelmir (BB): $2.18 (109 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03)
vvn88888 (UTG) calls $0.02, 1 fold, Paisting (CO) raises to $0.10, 2 players fold, pvelmir (BB) calls $0.08, vvn88888 (UTG) 3-bets to $0.60 (all-in), Paisting (CO) 4-bets to $4.64 (all-in), 1 fold

Flop: ($1.31) 2♣ T♠ 8♥ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($1.31) 3♥ (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($1.31) 6♣ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $1.31 (Rake: $0.08)

Showdown:
Paisting (CO) shows J♥ Q♥ (high card, Queen)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 37%, Flop: 40%, Turn: 41%, River: 0%)

vvn88888 (UTG) shows A♦ K♦ (high card, Ace)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 63%, Flop: 60%, Turn: 59%, River: 100%)

vvn88888 (UTG) wins $1.23


888Poker, Hold'em No Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 6 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

LuckyHunt (UTG): $2.04 (102 bb)
rudenko77 (MP): $2.00 (100 bb)
RustyKrusty (CO): $2.20 (110 bb)
Voldemar121 (BU): $2.00 (100 bb)
Paisting (SB): $5.99 (300 bb)
Balthorpe (BB): $4.47 (224 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03)
4 players fold, Paisting (SB) raises to $0.50, Balthorpe (BB) calls $0.48

Flop: ($1) 5♥ 2♠ 7♦ (2 players)
Paisting (SB) bets $5.49 (all-in), Balthorpe (BB) calls $3.97 (all-in)

Turn: ($8.94) A♥ (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($8.94) 2♣ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $8.94 (Rake: $0.55)

Showdown:
Paisting (SB) shows T♦ 4♦ (a pair of Twos)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 58%, Flop: 18%, Turn: 16%, River: 0%)

Balthorpe (BB) shows 9♦ 7♠ (two pair, Sevens and Twos)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 42%, Flop: 82%, Turn: 84%, River: 100%)

Balthorpe (BB) wins $8.39

888Poker, Hold'em No Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 5 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

samben08 (UTG): $8.73 (437 bb)
Scousers_lfc (CO): $2.99 (150 bb)
Voldemar121 (BU): $2.73 (137 bb)
NahuelSKR (SB): $4.16 (208 bb)
Paisting (BB): $2.00 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03)
3 players fold, NahuelSKR (SB) raises to $0.07, Paisting (BB) 3-bets to $0.24, NahuelSKR (SB) 4-bets to $4.16 (all-in), Paisting (BB) calls $1.76 (all-in)

Flop: ($4) T♠ A♣ 2♣ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($4) 7♥ (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($4) 2♦ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $4 (Rake: $0.25)

Showdown:
NahuelSKR (SB) shows 9♣ 9♥ (two pair, Nines and Twos)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 79%, Flop: 97%, Turn: 100%, River: 100%)

Paisting (BB) shows 6♦ 4♦ (a pair of Twos)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 21%, Flop: 3%, Turn: 0%, River: 0%)

NahuelSKR (SB) wins $3.75

888Poker, Hold'em No Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 5 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

Scousers_lfc (UTG): $2.99 (150 bb)
Voldemar121 (CO): $2.73 (137 bb)
NahuelSKR (BU): $5.91 (296 bb)
Paisting (SB): $2.00 (100 bb)
samben08 (BB): $8.73 (437 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03)
2 players fold, NahuelSKR (BU) raises to $0.05, Paisting (SB) 3-bets to $0.28, 1 fold, NahuelSKR (BU) 4-bets to $5.91 (all-in), Paisting (SB) calls $1.72 (all-in)

Flop: ($4.02) J♦ A♦ 7♦ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($4.02) T♣ (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($4.02) 5♠ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $4.02 (Rake: $0.25)

Showdown:
NahuelSKR (BU) shows A♥ 4♦ (a pair of Aces)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 56%, Flop: 55%, Turn: 66%, River: 100%)

Paisting (SB) shows 8♥ T♦ (a pair of Tens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 44%, Flop: 45%, Turn: 34%, River: 0%)

NahuelSKR (BU) wins $3.77

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

OP you’ve been compromised

T4s hand is some of the finest punting I've ever seen.

Answer is on earlier posts. Balthorpe calls anything on anything and no matter how big your bet is. NahuelSKR is biggest whale on site and sucked out a lot. When you play against them from day to day evening to evening and they suckout 8/10 hands, like Nahuel did today again with raising my blinds then 4bettting trash king, this is what happens.

Which of the following is funnier?

1) Villain calls anything no matter how big the bet is, so I open 25bb with T4 then jam 200bb on a 752.

2) Villain is the biggest whale on the site (despite me losing 15000 buy ins at 2nl).

Never give up Paisting

This really disturbs me... even more than the $$$ amount

i guess when u rage + shove atc + call openshoves with crap everybody at the table is laughing at you and having a good time enjoying the bankroll boost even when they lose a hand cuz ull donate it back anyways

once again, Paisting doesnt understand numbers, he just cant figure out 200bb is a huge overbet in a 50bb pot, and 25bb is a gigantic openraise, as you can see in his reply / replies.
the most he can do in math is to make difference between negative and positive numbers, he can see his balance is negative, but even in the first post he stated he never guessed he was a historical loser of this game, just an unlucky losing player.

thats why he thinks he can win back the money (with 0 applicable poker knowledge ironicly) just with some lucky streak, he’ll never understand how statistically unlikely (impossible) that amount is on the lowest stake even vs literal grandmas playing and clicking around.

but all the brain damage aside, he’s at least a nice person and a good sport on the table chat, isn’t he? oh well...