9 tables to 6 tables, nothing good about last years result.

In other words that's an extra 80bb/100. Impressive indeed

Average lost of $40 a day at NL2, you should stop playing for 2 months then you'll be rolled for NL25.

😂😂😂😂

wtf is that---- ahhahaha made my day-

It's a good idea to start thinking about the excuses why this is all normal.

Just sit down and first hand today.

888Poker, Hold'em No Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 5 players

HawkeXe (UTG): $0.89 (45 bb)
Paisting (CO): $2.03 (102 bb)
Gunthier666 (BU): $1.65 (83 bb)
Andrei9727 (SB): $0.59 (30 bb)
ERogov (BB): $0.76 (38 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03) Hero (Paisting) is CO with A♠ A♦
1 fold, Paisting (CO) raises to $0.08, 1 fold, Andrei9727 (SB) calls $0.07, 1 fold

Flop: ($0.18) Q♠ 4♦ T♥ (2 players)
Andrei9727 (SB) bets $0.18, Paisting (CO) raises to $1.95 (all-in), Andrei9727 (SB) calls $0.33 (all-in)

Turn: ($1.20) 9♠ (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($1.20) J♥ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $1.20 (Rake: $0.07)

Showdown:
Paisting (CO) shows A♠ A♦ (a pair of Aces)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 83%, Flop: 80%, Turn: 80%, River: 0%)

Andrei9727 (SB) shows Q♣ K♣ (a straight, Nine to King)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 17%, Flop: 20%, Turn: 20%, River: 100%)

Andrei9727 (SB) wins $1.13

And couple of minutes later.

888Poker, Hold'em No Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 6 players

anarchist992 (UTG): $3.06 (153 bb)
Andrei9727 (MP): $1.98 (99 bb)
ERogov (CO): $0.83 (42 bb)
HawkeXe (BU): $1.76 (88 bb)
Paisting (SB): $3.88 (194 bb)
WtWt123 (BB): $2.50 (125 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03) Hero (Paisting) is SB with 7♠ 6♦
1 fold, Andrei9727 (MP) calls $0.02, 2 players fold, Paisting (SB) raises to $0.12, 1 fold, Andrei9727 (MP) calls $0.10

Flop: ($0.26) 7♦ A♣ 6♣ (2 players)
Paisting (SB) bets $3.76 (all-in), Andrei9727 (MP) calls $1.86 (all-in)

Turn: ($3.98) 3♠ (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($3.98) Q♣ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $3.98 (Rake: $0.24)

Showdown:
Paisting (SB) shows 7♠ 6♦ (two pair, Sevens and Sixes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 44%, Flop: 69%, Turn: 9%, River: 0%)

Andrei9727 (MP) shows A♠ 3♣ (two pair, Aces and Threes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 56%, Flop: 31%, Turn: 91%, River: 100%)

Andrei9727 (MP) wins $3.74

Andrei9727 vpip 60 pfr 13

This is just so horrible I have no words anymore. You know you are light years ahead when they call, but you also know you're going to lose.

I mean he is making huge mistakes but also running terribad in all these hands he's posting.

variance is a *****, but monkey tilt is a dirty crack whore with cancer and aids.


bad start in the session letting fish double up twice.... and then? you go on monster tilt, agressive and i think also passiv tilt during 80% of your session.
bad starts like that, take it like a smart winner type person and get it back asap with B+game. even more motivated to get it back from the fish. Sometimes the fish gets lucky for houres and then leaves. And then, you go again on full ******ed pre ship jam shovel any hand preflop tilt for halfanour?

Paisting, do you know what 20-31 % means?

Pls stop lying to us. Cant be first hand
How can we trust you are this stupid anymore?

100% believe it was the first hand because no one has 500+ bb like they do within 2-3 orbits of him sitting

Haha good point

Try plo. Your style you can’t dust it as fast.

This is a really good point. He's able to post so many "bad beats" because he GII 50x more frequently than a non-drooling player, then ignores the suckouts and 0 equity punts and says he runs bad.

Wat, he absolutely could and would.

In a couple of minutes:

The 45bb stack became 88bb (double up minus rake)
The 30bb stack became 99bb (triple up plus a post flop pick up)
The 38bb stack because 42bb (must not have picked up a hand)

plus two new people joined the table, a 125bb stack and a 153bb stack. Both far above what you can buy in for.

Amazing how every single person makes money in a couple of minutes.

He loses so bad at nl, refuses to play limit, why not mix it up at some plo?

No denialism that this is not real or is not happening is not going to work, because I can prove it very easily with big datatase. You can see exact minutes here it's about 30 and if you lose first aces 80% equity on flop and turn to 20% equity because runner runner and miracle hit on river then in same table against same fish with vpip 60 with two pair against limp called trash with 69% equity it's not normal frequency to lose and it's happening way too often to be normal variance. It's happening every day and all the time. I'm not going to get tired posting these hands and telling what is happening all the time so gh0ulpatrol and FionnCrap please make better explanations, because saying that this is not happening is not going to work.

***** 888poker Hand History for Game 548872947 *****
$0.01/$0.02 Blinds No Limit Holdem - *** 10 01 2020 19:50:35
Table Plymouth 6 Max (Real Money)
Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 1: Andrei9727 ( $0.59 )
Seat 2: ERogov ( $0.76 )
Seat 4: HawkeXe ( $0.89 )
Seat 6: Paisting ( $2.03 )
Seat 9: Gunthier666 ( $1.65 )
Andrei9727 posts small blind [$0.01]
ERogov posts big blind [$0.02]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Paisting [ As, Ad ]
HawkeXe folds
Paisting raises [$0.08]
Gunthier666 folds
Andrei9727 calls [$0.07]
ERogov folds
** Dealing flop ** [ Qs, 4d, Th ]
Andrei9727 bets [$0.18]
Paisting raises [$1.95]
Andrei9727 calls [$0.33]
** Dealing turn ** [ 9s ]
** Dealing river ** [ Jh ]
** Summary **
Andrei9727 shows [ Qc, Kc ]
Paisting shows [ As, Ad ]
Andrei9727 collected [ $1.13 ]

***** 888poker Hand History for Game 548875741 *****
$0.01/$0.02 Blinds No Limit Holdem - *** 10 01 2020 20:19:13
Table Plymouth 6 Max (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: Andrei9727 ( $1.98 )
Seat 2: ERogov ( $0.83 )
Seat 4: HawkeXe ( $1.76 )
Seat 6: Paisting ( $3.88 )
Seat 7: WtWt123 ( $2.50 )
Seat 9: anarchist992 ( $3.06 )
Paisting posts small blind [$0.01]
WtWt123 posts big blind [$0.02]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Paisting [ 7s, 6d ]
anarchist992 folds
Andrei9727 calls [$0.02]
ERogov folds
HawkeXe folds
Paisting raises [$0.11]
WtWt123 folds
Andrei9727 calls [$0.10]
** Dealing flop ** [ 7d, Ac, 6c ]
Paisting bets [$3.76]
Andrei9727 calls [$1.86]
** Dealing turn ** [ 3s ]
** Dealing river ** [ Qc ]
** Summary **
Andrei9727 shows [ As, 3c ]
Paisting shows [ 7s, 6d ]
Andrei9727 collected [ $3.74 ]

Share all your data plz.

Not sure why you ask me for an explantion.
I just think you are pretty bad at poker.
Just like i think fionmac was crap.

explanation's that a 70% favorite only wins 70% of the time so cherry picking two, ten, or one hundred hands doesn't matter. and you're actually running over ev so it's hilarious that you think you're running bad or things are against you.

Why do you want to win 2 dollars so badly?
But dosent matter if you lose 30K?

I give you 500$ on stars if you play serious for 25K hands and post giraffe of the bad run.
Ev should be a loss of maximum 100dollard

What stakes? And dont give any money for him becuse he is not normal, he cant play poker whit out shoving it all away after 1 bad beat. And dont try give any advice for him or teach him, somebody offered him free coaching earlier in this thread and he sayed somerhing like he want try first whit out coaching or what ever, but after about 1/2 year after that offer he is still doing same what he has been doing last decade, he dont learn from hes mistakes. But anyway i welcome him to stars😂😂😂😂

I never said "this is not happening". You made that up because you're mentally ill. Same reason why you're down 30k in 2 years in the micros.

The real answer is that you lose standard hands because the way poker works is that a hand that is 70% to win loses 30% of the time. You can't handle the fact that you didn't win every single time you were ahead so you go on monkey tilt and start making insane spew box plays for extended periods of time. This has apparently happened for several years with you throwing away any chance at a future as you flush your welfare checks down the toilet being a completely unhinged lunatic.

But you don't care about actually learning how to get better at poker because, again, mental illness. So the only way anyone can have fun with this very depressing situation is to just troll you because you can't seem to help yourself.

So what do you do for fun? Gone to any cool concerts lately? How are you paying off all of the fast loans you claimed a year ago to have taken out to gamble?

I think he’s just laughing at you all getting worked up

Paisting is the biggest pokerfish on earth