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11-01-2024 , 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by heat555
42dd, GTO flat vs UTG from CO.
You can throw gto crap out from window when playing against these whales. That whale plays only high pairs so what you do to exploit him? You play hands that cracks his one pair. 100% exploit. That is bread and butter getting money in with massive equity. Site wants to keep them alive.
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11-01-2024 , 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
You can throw gto crap out from window when playing against these whales. That whale plays only high pairs so what you do to exploit him? You play hands that cracks his one pair. 100% exploit. That is bread and butter getting money in with massive equity. Site wants to keep them alive.
Steak and w(h)ine*
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11-01-2024 , 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Paisting

Pre-Flop: ($0.15) Hero (Paisting) is SB with 6 3
3 players fold, mrPeaceduuke (BU) raises to $0.25, Paisting (SB) 3-bets to $1.40, 1 fold, mrPeaceduuke (BU) 4-bets to $3.15, Paisting (SB) calls $1.75

Flop: ($6.40) 3 J 7 (2 players)
Paisting (SB) checks, mrPeaceduuke (BU) bets $2.37, Paisting (SB) raises to $6.85 (all-in), mrPeaceduuke (BU) calls $4.48

Turn: ($20.10) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($20.10) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $20.10 (Rake: $1.01)

Showdown:
Paisting (SB) shows 6 3 (two pair, Sevens and Threes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 37%, Flop: 73%, Turn: 11%, River: 0%)

mrPeaceduuke (BU) shows A K (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 63%, Flop: 27%, Turn: 89%, River: 100%)

mrPeaceduuke (BU) wins $19.09


This is what true domination in poker looks like. I’m practically walking over these whales in minutes. With quick moves I hit them hard in every situation. Every one of these whales should be completely broke 15 minutes after sitting down at the table. I’m absolutely unbeatable. It’s only the site that’s keeping them alive. Next time the rng works properly everyone knows what that means. It means a massive winning month.



Incredible....



You'll get em next month!
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11-01-2024 , 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
You can throw gto crap out from window when playing against these whales. That whale plays only high pairs so what you do to exploit him? You play hands that cracks his one pair. 100% exploit. That is bread and butter getting money in with massive equity. Site wants to keep them alive.
You'd think losing 150bi's in 7k hands would make you reconsider this stance but that's just me
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11-01-2024 , 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
Including 4 times losing with aces.
Lol. Over 16k hands you get dealt AA ~75 times, so wp paisting
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11-01-2024 , 10:48 AM
So it seems you are once again feeding tenderloins and wine to your opponents. You madam truly are the biggest idiot in the history of online poker. Imagine being that stupid to think you will iwn massively next month when you have never had even a b/e month in ev. You are the biggest idiot on the world tbh.
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11-01-2024 , 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
A brutal month with 30 buy ins below EV. At the worst point it went as far as 50 buy-ins below EV.

1x 90%+ equity suckout
6x 80-90% equity suckout
12x 70-80% equity suckout
9x 65-70% equity sucukouts
If you told me that over my next 16k hands I'd only lose 28 times when I got it in with 65%+ equity I think I'd cry I'd be so happy.
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11-01-2024 , 11:20 AM
can mods change thread title?

most definitely not biggest loser in online history, this person is a fraud!
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11-01-2024 , 11:21 AM
Don’t worry Pastry, Galfond would lose 1700 with the same cards, so it’s technically a win, gg.
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11-01-2024 , 11:39 AM
If you had finished the month running equal to EV and only down $1050 would you have considered that a good month?
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11-01-2024 , 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Rolled High, Bro
If you told me that over my next 16k hands I'd only lose 28 times when I got it in with 65%+ equity I think I'd cry I'd be so happy.
Show the graph then. In my entire almost 20 years of poker there hasn’t been anyone who could show this many suckouts per month. You would be the first.
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11-01-2024 , 12:12 PM
idk guys Paisting could just be that guy on the variance simulator right at the bottom lol.. or even worse. It's possible.
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11-01-2024 , 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by andymc1
idk guys Paisting could just be that guy on the variance simulator right at the bottom lol.. or even worse. It's possible.
he runs above ev 11 out of 12 months
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11-01-2024 , 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
A brutal month with 30 buy ins below EV. At the worst point it went as far as 50 buy-ins below EV.
1x 90%+ equity suckout
6x 80-90% equity suckout
12x 70-80% equity suckout
9x 65-70% equity sucukouts
If we throw math out the window and assume the 28 hands above weren't part of the the 30 buyins under EV, set your EV around -1K and add back $560 ($20 pot per hand) from the above 28 hands that you "shouldn't have lost" you still would have lost almost 50 buyins.

The math isn't mathing, the poker isn't pokering.

Just another month of negative winnings and positive delusions.

Keep up the good work.
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11-01-2024 , 02:35 PM
With all due respect wtf was that call with 42dd? Could you elaborate why you think that'd be a good move against a whale (who happened to have JJ)? You were nowhere near deep enough to make such play.
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11-01-2024 , 02:38 PM
maybe back to 1c/2c?
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11-01-2024 , 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
You can throw gto crap out from window when playing against these whales. That whale plays only high pairs so what you do to exploit him? You play hands that cracks his one pair. 100% exploit. That is bread and butter getting money in with massive equity. Site wants to keep them alive.
But why do they want to keep them alive but not you?
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11-01-2024 , 08:56 PM
So you lost about 15x what you won last month right?
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11-02-2024 , 03:34 AM
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Originally Posted by IOnlyReadNVG
So you lost about 15x what you won last month right?
Paisting dont care, he went to the restaurant to celebrate his first winning month in 20 years.
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11-06-2024 , 11:13 AM
I’m hoping that at the start of next year, this turns out to be some kind of strange social experiment.
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11-14-2024 , 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
THE FIRST WINNING MONTH IS HERE!

After nearly 20 years of playing Paisting is punishing the whales and making a first winning month and profit of $121.69 with his own style of play!
Congrats man. You should definitely move up stakes. You have clearly shown that your strategy works.
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11-16-2024 , 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
THE FIRST WINNING MONTH IS HERE!

After nearly 20 years of playing Paisting is punishing the whales and making a first winning month and profit of $121.69 with his own style of play! Many didn’t believe it could happen. Many have quit poker entirely over the past 20 years even after making tens of thousands at some point. The old saying came true: when you drive hard, crap tends to fall off the wagon. Paisting is still here! Many have said that I have a gambling problem and would never succeed in making a profit. But I believed all these years that one day it would happen.

And the best part is I did this entirely with my own strategy. A strategy that many said could never be profitable. I opened 4bb from every position. If there was a minraise ahead I always hit them with 12bb or more. If a whale bet 20% on the flop I shoved all in or raised massively. I pushed whales out of the pot with big raises and forced them to call with worse hands. Even Eastyy experienced this making a foolish call in his last NL10 challenge video. At least he respects me enough to feature me in his video.

I’ve said many times give me a fair rng and I’ll show you a profitable month. This month I ran above EV, but look at how few suckouts I confronted. Only 6x 70-90% equity suckouts. An absolutely absurd month. I’ve never experienced so few suckouts before. This looks like normal working rng all around. And what happened when rng is not favouring whales? The whales lost their money. Once again why would the site cheat? Because the whales I now busted completely broke will come back to play again. Now those whales are gone. But new ones will surely take their place.

The feeling is incredible. 20 years is a long time to grind these games every month day after day hour after hour. Now I’ve proven to all of you that I was right all along and you were wrong. This weekend I’ll be heading to a restaurant with these winnings.

On to the next profitable month!



Holy ****ing **** he actually did it. Incredible paisting!!!!!!!!!!
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11-19-2024 , 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by J.E.C
You'd think losing 150bi's in 7k hands would make you reconsider this stance but that's just me
I am very tempted to play 7k hands at 10nl just pure donking around to see how much I lose. I am certain it wouldn't be close to 150bi

Just can't believe this is real. Have to imagine Paistings is very autistic? Any other explanation?

I guess he has no job, lives with his parents who are happy he has a hobby and something to fill his day with.
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11-27-2024 , 04:38 AM
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Originally Posted by OFA
I am very tempted to play 7k hands at 10nl just pure donking around to see how much I lose. I am certain it wouldn't be close to 150bi

Just can't believe this is real. Have to imagine Paistings is very autistic? Any other explanation?

I guess he has no job, lives with his parents who are happy he has a hobby and something to fill his day with.
It's close to impossible for a sane person to achive this with this much experience what he does basicly every month.

Having this loserate in a huge sample is like failing a kindergarten level math test without scoring a point as an adult. Or very close to it, for sure bottom 0.01 percentile.
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12-01-2024 , 04:59 AM
The month started off strong. I walked over the whales like fire, successfully bluffed the rivers and made them pay with weak hands by shoving all in on the flop. I ruthlessly punished late position stealers and too small bet size donkeys.

About on 7200 hand mark 888's rigged RNG kicked in causing massive losses once again. I lost 33 times to bad beats in spots where I was 65–91% favored.

2x 90%+ equity suckouts
10x 80-90% equity suckouts
12x 70-80% equity suckouts
9x 65-70% equity suckouts

The situation is crystal clear and I've proven it over many years. I'm unquestionably one of the best players at those stakes and every whale should be busted and broke within 15 minutes. A great example is my first and only profitable month ever where I faced only a handful of bad beats. These stupid idiotic bad beats are clearly designed to keep the whales in the game.

The only positive thing is that 888 has finally started banning cheaters and collusion rings after initially ignoring the problem. Thanks to my efforts. Over the summer I filed a criminal complaint with authorities and reported a player with the username kox44x to the Gambling Commission. I provided clear evidence of their use of unauthorized software and their involvement in a larger network.

Let's see what kind this month is going to be.



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