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04-11-2024 , 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by VeniceMerchant
He's an incel who has posted in here under a few other usernames. His thing a couple years ago was to call paisting dumb bread or something like that. IIRC, one of his other usernames matched some online site of his, and he's a really small pipsqueak type, ie. exactly the type of person you'd expect to be making the type of posts he makes.

He also had posts where he made fake graphs purporting to have a 15% roi on some site he refuses to mention (and ofc doesn't exist). So ya, therapy is definitely something he badly needs.
Thank you very much Dr merchant - lol

Small pipsqueak type? Haha nice - do you know that a Psychological thesis says that when people insult strangers, they describe them as how you look or are by yourself. lol

Last edited by Kendoo; 04-11-2024 at 12:58 PM.
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04-11-2024 , 01:05 PM
As I've mentioned in here before, I played low level professional hockey. Not a lot of small guys in those leagues. Pls tell me about the psychology of insulting strangers as you've devoted a ton of your life to following Paisting's every move.
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04-11-2024 , 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by VeniceMerchant
As I've mentioned in here before, I played low level professional hockey. Not a lot of small guys in those leagues. Pls tell me about the psychology of insulting strangers as you've devoted a ton of your life to following Paisting's every move.
Is it hockey for low level thinkers? hahaha
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04-11-2024 , 02:08 PM
At least now you're punching up.
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04-12-2024 , 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by VeniceMerchant
At least now you're punching up.
No - but I love chatting with such big and intelligent people like you - lol
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04-12-2024 , 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Kendoo
No - but I love chatting with such big and intelligent people like you - lol
Stfu micro trash
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04-12-2024 , 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by BalticGuy
Stfu micro trash
Try to stay friendly - it will get you further in life
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04-19-2024 , 07:34 PM
Really quiet when I post these amounts of suckouts after year after month. I think that if this is so normal you post yours every month to this topic.
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04-20-2024 , 06:15 AM
shows you nobody runs as bad as you, you are so unlucky man but things gonna change at one point right?
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04-22-2024 , 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by DeeKayBee
Paistings, I recommend unchecking rebuying to max option box. IMO it would significantly improve your winrate and luck ofc
genius idea
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04-25-2024 , 02:53 AM


NL2 only

I don't want to think what the graphics would be like if we played together at the tables
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04-27-2024 , 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by -XxX-


NL2 only

I don't want to think what the graphics would be like if we played together at the tables
But look how good you ran. You're like 25 BIs over EV.
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04-28-2024 , 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by -XxX-


NL2 only

I don't want to think what the graphics would be like if we played together at the tables
Probably just sunrunning and variance.
Sometimes the sites want the whales to win and punishes poker pros like paisting.

Paisting knows that if you play another 500k hands you will probably be a big loser as you will begin to lose your 55/45’s sometimes (and if the site really hates you you will even lose 2-3 95/5 although this is mathematically impossible)

PS Great graph!
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04-28-2024 , 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by -XxX-


NL2 only

I don't want to think what the graphics would be like if we played together at the tables
What site is this? Regular tables or Zoom? 200k+ on NL2 is insane, move up man
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04-29-2024 , 03:24 AM
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Originally Posted by foxcatcher
What site is this? Regular tables or Zoom? 200k+ on NL2 is insane, move up man
Regular tables
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04-29-2024 , 03:43 AM
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Originally Posted by -XxX-


NL2 only

I don't want to think what the graphics would be like if we played together at the tables
lol 230,000 hands of NL2. solid beat, sir. what are you, ******ed?
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04-29-2024 , 01:14 PM
I think he is playing bot style maybe with some cheating programs. I have made lots of reports about those players. Stats are something like 19/18 and they seem to raising like hell especially reraising. Everytime you go all in against them they have better or suckout. Especially players from Ukraine plays that style. I know how to trap them example with perfect balanced showes on turn but they are little bit annoying because stats won’t correlate their hands at all.
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04-29-2024 , 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
I think he is playing bot style maybe with some cheating programs. I have made lots of reports about those players. Stats are something like 19/18 and they seem to raising like hell especially reraising. Everytime you go all in against them they have better or suckout. Especially players from Ukraine plays that style. I know how to trap them example with perfect balanced showes on turn but they are little bit annoying because stats won’t correlate their hands at all.
I think now everybody should see that paisting is a troll who is just fooling you all

Case solved - shitty thread can be closed.
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04-29-2024 , 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Kendoo
I think now everybody should see that paisting is a troll who is just fooling you all

Case solved - shitty thread can be closed.
Play 10% of that hand amount I have on nl2 and then we can talk poker.
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04-29-2024 , 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
Play 10% of that hand amount I have on nl2 and then we can talk poker.
Have 10% of my brain then we can talk
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05-01-2024 , 02:35 AM
April is over and monthly graph + suckouts are here. Month started good but then going down like hell and when you once go down on 888 it's total impossible to go up. Over 200 dollars gone to whales when they suckout. I lost 21! times hand with over 70% equity. Hands with range 70-80% equity did lose 16 times, that's new record in that hand range.

This month suckouts:

5x 80% equity losses
16x 70-80% equity losses
7x 65-70% equity losses





It's very clear that environment like this where the worst of the worst wins this much against you it's impossible to make profit. Give me month with no suckouts and I give you worst winning month.

Worst suckout was this. Idiot reraised and made that idiot small bet mimicking some solver heads over small sizes on board where he has never ever nothing. I knew his exact holding and to prove this to all I wrote to chat before snap shoved against that whale



but no can do when site wants to keep these massive whales happy

888Poker Snap, Hold'em No Limit - $0.05/$0.10 - 6 players

6lirull (UTG): $19.04 (190 bb)
98adr98 (MP): $3.49 (35 bb)
Paisting (CO): $10.00 (100 bb)
BlauchBet (BU): $4.94 (49 bb)
Greg5161 (SB): $14.62 (146 bb)
TopPok (BB): $10.00 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.15) Hero (Paisting) is CO with 6 A
2 players fold, Paisting (CO) raises to $0.40, 1 fold, Greg5161 (SB) 3-bets to $1.60, 1 fold, Paisting (CO) calls $1.20

Flop: ($3.30) 6 7 5 (2 players)
Greg5161 (SB) bets $1.65, Paisting (CO) raises to $8.40 (all-in), Greg5161 (SB) calls $6.75

Turn: ($20.10) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($20.10) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $20.10 (Rake: $1.01)

Showdown:
Paisting (CO) shows 6 A (a pair of Sixes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 31%, Flop: 86%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)

Greg5161 (SB) shows Q A (a pair of Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 69%, Flop: 14%, Turn: 95%, River: 100%)

Greg5161 (SB) wins $19.09
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05-01-2024 , 04:35 AM
You lucky fish ran so much over EV…. unbelievable how many suckouts you must have had in your favor
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05-01-2024 , 05:00 AM
10 years P. Maybe time for new hobby tbh.
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05-01-2024 , 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted by swerbs22
10 years P. Maybe time for new hobby tbh.
I suggest PLO! Your suck out statistics will be much more impressive. 5x 80% equity losses can be achieved in under an hour on a somewhat typical day. Good (bad) luck, Paisting!
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05-01-2024 , 08:08 AM
another 14 buyin above EV, how are you still so lucky?
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