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01-15-2024 , 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by IeatUrBread
Next 3 months its 50% rake back on ggpoker, come there you can make fortune 🧐
is that really true? did they announce that after the superuser scandal was revealed?
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01-16-2024 , 01:19 AM
How am I just seeing this thread?!

Has anyone offered you coaching before? I'd love to see someone who's new to coaching decide to work with you for free. If they could turn you into a winner, then that could prove how great a coach you are.

I'd 100% also watch a twitch stream or whatever of you playing poker; that's how you could have your first profitable month!!
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01-16-2024 , 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by xnbomb
How am I just seeing this thread?!

Has anyone offered you coaching before? I'd love to see someone who's new to coaching decide to work with you for free. If they could turn you into a winner, then that could prove how great a coach you are.

I'd 100% also watch a twitch stream or whatever of you playing poker; that's how you could have your first profitable month!!
he's been offered coaching several times and he's been told to stream on twitch in order to make money. he doesn't want to do either, it seems. he did record a webcam session of him playing a few years ago which he uploaded to youtube, but it's been taken down.

poker isn't about winning money anyway. it's about punishing whales and late position raisers as well as proving to everyone that the site you play thousands of hands per month is rigged. i believe he's quite happy with how things are going.
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01-16-2024 , 01:55 AM
fair enough.

Here for the ride then! Good luck OP I hope you kill it and get your first winning month!
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01-16-2024 , 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted by MastaAces
is that really true? did they announce that after the superuser scandal was revealed?
Its true 👍
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01-16-2024 , 09:30 AM
yea but its 50% before PVI, so for most its 12,5% rakeback

for paisting it might be 100% RB though
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01-17-2024 , 02:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Slugant
yea but its 50% before PVI, so for most its 12,5% rakeback

for paisting it might be 100% RB though
they are actually considering giving him other players rakeback as well
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01-17-2024 , 08:02 AM
I think that's only fair!
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01-17-2024 , 01:01 PM
I can tell you that after losing $200 to that hoaxing site all in or fold game and when news told that guy who saw players cards I will never go back that GG idiot and clearly hoaxing site. Negreanu should to put in jail promoting that kind of absolute ****. Celebrity that has money so much you can never use all in your life time and still stealing peoples money. Total idiot.
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01-17-2024 , 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
I can tell you that after losing $200 to that hoaxing site all in or fold game and when news told that guy who saw players cards I will never go back that GG idiot and clearly hoaxing site. Negreanu should to put in jail promoting that kind of absolute ****. Celebrity that has money so much you can never use all in your life time and still stealing peoples money. Total idiot.
DNegs life must be hard, even paisting roasts him on the internet . Thats the bottom of the pit, i would retire from poker.
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01-17-2024 , 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
I can tell you that after losing $200 to that hoaxing site all in or fold game Total idiot.
You really are a total idiot if you thought you can make money from aof pre bonuses. You think you can't be more idiotic and here we go again.
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01-17-2024 , 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by treetop21
I actually have a serious suggestion here, one which could help Paisting have a better 2024 on the felt.

We make a documentary about OP's poker exploits. We could call it 'Taking a Paisting' or something like that. Whilst I'm certainly no Werner Herzog, I have a some experience in filmmaking and some of the equipment required to do so.

Said documentary opens with footage of Paisting going on monkey tilt after taking a bad beat against one of those late position raising whales, before a well known poker player/two plus two poster briefly talks us through an introduction of online poker and explaining how tragic/hilarious/practically impossible it is to achieve the results posted in the now iconic Paisting thread.

Act 2 of documentary includes hiring a poker coach (A Polk or Galfond is probably a stretch but it could be excellent PR), flying to wherever Paisting lives with director, camera man and said poker coach for 2 weeks for an intensive training course. Maybe even throw in a few Skype sessions with a poker psychologist/author about tilt in poker.

Act 3 compare and contrast Paistings results pre and post crash course, maybe showing the graphs to a few well known players/two plus two posters.

Assuming the coach would be willing to work for PR and another director/camera person would do it for free (I certainly would) we would probably only need to raise around $6-7k for flights, food and hotels x3 and someone to edit. We could start a gofundme where people buy shares or try to get Upswing/RunitOnce to sponsor/fund the project.

What does everyone think? Paisting would you be open to this?
I would actually be very interested in doing this. Not just for the PR, but also because Paisting's story fascinates me personally.

It's too absurd to be true, but also too elaborate of a troll to be fake. Just an impossible situation really.

Last edited by keuwai; 01-17-2024 at 11:15 PM.
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01-22-2024 , 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by keuwai
I would actually be very interested in doing this. Not just for the PR, but also because Paisting's story fascinates me personally.

It's too absurd to be true, but also too elaborate of a troll to be fake. Just an impossible situation really.
It's up to OP as this point. Paisting what are your thoughts?
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01-22-2024 , 11:46 PM
Paisting would obviously be a HUGE winner if he chose to use the 'all-in Cashout Feature' on GG, Stars, Partypoker & SportsBetting.
Has anyone told him about this?

Also, he should start up a Youtube channel & become a Twitch streamer. Surely he'd have more likes than Lex by the end of his first week (or first 1,000 buyins lost... whichever comes first)
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01-22-2024 , 11:50 PM
Paisting.
What sites are you currently playing on? When are you playing next? (what time zone are you living in?)


TIA
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01-23-2024 , 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Poker_Orifice
Paisting would obviously be a HUGE winner if he chose to use the 'all-in Cashout Feature' on GG, Stars, Partypoker & SportsBetting.
Has anyone told him about this?

Also, he should start up a Youtube channel & become a Twitch streamer. Surely he'd have more likes than Lex by the end of his first week (or first 1,000 buyins lost... whichever comes first)
Everything was told or suggested at some point, but he's not taking any advice because he's the smartest.
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01-23-2024 , 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Poker_Orifice
Paisting.
What sites are you currently playing on? When are you playing next? (what time zone are you living in?)


TIA
888 trying to cut suckouts on nl10. Most of the days with different time of day.
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01-23-2024 , 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by treetop21
It's up to OP as this point. Paisting what are your thoughts?
Document is interesting thing. But if we think why Paisting is so popular, more popular than many big winners is that he is mysterious faceless guy with huge attitude and massive persistence to play years after years same small stakes.

If we think like Isildur he was huge success and everyone was talking about him. One of the biggest miracles ever. Now when he’s normal Victor with face that everyone knows he’s just boring like hell. Last time someone even mentioned him was me just here. And if we think Bert from basement, sad lonely guy smoking cigarettes and singing 70’s soul like bad karaoke winning 3 million I’m getting more mentions. If he were just Giraf faceless guy who wins 3 million everyone would talk nothing else but him.

Paisting is mystery.
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01-23-2024 , 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
Document is interesting thing. But if we think why Paisting is so popular, more popular than many big winners is that he is mysterious faceless guy with huge attitude and massive persistence to play years after years same small stakes.

If we think like Isildur he was huge success and everyone was talking about him. One of the biggest miracles ever. Now when he’s normal Victor with face that everyone knows he’s just boring like hell. Last time someone even mentioned him was me just here. And if we think Bert from basement, sad lonely guy smoking cigarettes and singing 70’s soul like bad karaoke winning 3 million I’m getting more mentions. If he were just Giraf faceless guy who wins 3 million everyone would talk nothing else but him.

Paisting is mystery.
you can't argue with that!

Paisting, the reason you are known has nothing to do with your anonymity. if Isildur still played cards vs only the best opponents in the world like he did when he got famous, he'd still be the hottest thing in poker (he barely plays at all these days).
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01-25-2024 , 12:08 PM
"Last time someone even mentioned him was me just here."

One of the funniest sentences I've ever seen in print.
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01-25-2024 , 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Redsoxnets5
"Last time someone even mentioned him was me just here."

One of the funniest sentences I've ever seen in print.
You understand my point very well. No Isildur hype anymore. Just boring guy on live tournaments. Without revealing his identity things could been different.
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01-26-2024 , 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
Document is interesting thing. But if we think why Paisting is so popular, more popular than many big winners is that he is mysterious faceless guy with huge attitude and massive persistence to play years after years same small stakes.

If we think like Isildur he was huge success and everyone was talking about him. One of the biggest miracles ever. Now when he’s normal Victor with face that everyone knows he’s just boring like hell. Last time someone even mentioned him was me just here. And if we think Bert from basement, sad lonely guy smoking cigarettes and singing 70’s soul like bad karaoke winning 3 million I’m getting more mentions. If he were just Giraf faceless guy who wins 3 million everyone would talk nothing else but him.

Paisting is mystery.
You really are buddy...
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01-27-2024 , 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by max3602
I just saw this thread and couldn't believe my eyes. Dude, do you have a job, family? Why are you torturing yourself?

Even if $8k a year isn’t a lot of money for you, it’s hellish to lose all the time.
Haven't been here in two years. Still opining for attention I see. Tis too much for moi as well. I would cash out anything left on sites, and couch potato TV for a year or two.
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01-29-2024 , 06:48 PM
paisting what are your thoughts on trying out PLO
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01-30-2024 , 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted by redwhirl
paisting what are your thoughts on trying out PLO
Pure lottery game. People calling with any **** they have and when there's pot limit you can't push them away from pot and usually they suck out. Only good thing is site that allows no look all in. Usually stubborn whale with 100% vpip finds fold button when punishing his brainless calling putting some all ins to his face.

But not my game, if it's hard to make money with small stakes no limit you can be sure it's impossible on plo.
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