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01-03-2024 , 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by enzet
your true winrate is probably around -50 bb/100, and obviously with a high std. deviation thanks for your "elusive" style.

with a monthly average of 20000 hands your chance of winning is 0.2%. you need to play 42 years to have an expected amount of 1 winning month. hope this helps.
Way too logical for a response but really hope you get one!
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01-03-2024 , 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by treetop21
I actually have a serious suggestion here, one which could help Paisting have a better 2024 on the felt.

We make a documentary about OP's poker exploits. We could call it 'Taking a Paisting' or something like that. Whilst I'm certainly no Werner Herzog, I have a some experience in filmmaking and some of the equipment required to do so.

Said documentary opens with footage of Paisting going on monkey tilt after taking a bad beat against one of those late position raising whales, before a well known poker player/two plus two poster briefly talks us through an introduction of online poker and explaining how tragic/hilarious/practically impossible it is to achieve the results posted in the now iconic Paisting thread.

Act 2 of documentary includes hiring a poker coach (A Polk or Galfond is probably a stretch but it could be excellent PR), flying to wherever Paisting lives with director, camera man and said poker coach for 2 weeks for an intensive training course. Maybe even throw in a few Skype sessions with a poker psychologist/author about tilt in poker.

Act 3 compare and contrast Paistings results pre and post crash course, maybe showing the graphs to a few well known players/two plus two posters.

Assuming the coach would be willing to work for PR and another director/camera person would do it for free (I certainly would) we would probably only need to raise around $6-7k for flights, food and hotels x3 and someone to edit. We could start a gofundme where people buy shares or try to get Upswing/RunitOnce to sponsor/fund the project.

What does everyone think? Paisting would you be open to this?
You could give Paisting RTA in the form of an advanced AI brain implant that combined Nash Equilibrium strategies with MDA and individual player stats to report the perfect play for every single spot, and he'd still find a way to be a massively losing player. While your documentary would be riveting to watch, we all know 2 weeks of coaching wouldn't help OP in the slightest.
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01-03-2024 , 03:53 PM
You can't properly punish min-raising whales with RTA.
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01-05-2024 , 08:53 AM
1 word for that graph shocking also i hope he stopped depositing? let me know jeez mary and joseph
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01-05-2024 , 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Controlledraise
1 word for that graph shocking also i hope he stopped depositing? let me know jeez mary and joseph
What do you expect from addict though?
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01-05-2024 , 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
That’s nowhere even near enough for nl2. You can find many graphs from this topic where I run over 100 buy ins below ev.

That’s why I’m revealing hoaxers here who say they beat nl2 but in fact are just won like 20 buy ins with really few hands.

Many those hoaxers like Confucius96 won’t even play anymore because of me revealing them and saving people’s money when they try to sell coaching.
Your win rate has improved drastically. You went from losing around 100bb/100 to 50bb/100. Congrats, you can now play better than my refrigerator.
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01-06-2024 , 05:39 AM
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Originally Posted by MicroDonkYT
Your win rate has improved drastically. You went from losing around 100bb/100 to 50bb/100. Congrats, you can now play better than my refrigerator.
That's because I've started to play super aggressive against late positions from blinds.

And everyone who is saying I'm shoving every hand go back and look those hands I've posted to this topic. And also what is problem shove hand with 80%+ equity if you know they are calling? You find lots of those too from this years post. Almost every of those suckouted by massive whale.
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01-06-2024 , 05:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
That's because I've started to play super aggressive against late positions from blinds.

And everyone who is saying I'm shoving every hand go back and look those hands I've posted to this topic. And also what is problem shove hand with 80%+ equity if you know they are calling? You find lots of those too from this years post. Almost every of those suckouted by massive whale.
It's hard to argue with this, Paisting.

Maybe there are good times ahead.
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01-06-2024 , 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Tuma
It's hard to argue with this, Paisting
Many things I have told for years ago are now something that people see was true. Also many things been debunked by me like playing higher, playing all in or fold games, everything.
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01-11-2024 , 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
That's because I've started to play super aggressive against late positions from blinds.

And everyone who is saying I'm shoving every hand go back and look those hands I've posted to this topic. And also what is problem shove hand with 80%+ equity if you know they are calling? You find lots of those too from this years post. Almost every of those suckouted by massive whale.
these are all good points, if not for those you would deffo be a winning player
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01-11-2024 , 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by ManastaR
You make blackjack and roulette look +ev, try it out.
This.
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01-12-2024 , 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by b1ochemical
This.
Like GG’s all in or fold games that I absolute crushed with massive winrate and still lost almost $200. If you look this topic you in fact see that I’ve been debunked every suggested +ev games one by one to show you give false suggestions.
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01-13-2024 , 11:22 AM
Paisting discovered rake after playing for 20 years, 60 more and he might win something.
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01-14-2024 , 07:51 AM
I just saw this thread and couldn't believe my eyes. Dude, do you have a job, family? Why are you torturing yourself?

Even if $8k a year isn’t a lot of money for you, it’s hellish to lose all the time.
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01-14-2024 , 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by max3602
Even if $8k a year isn’t a lot of money for you, it’s hellish to lose all the time.
I haven’t said that it’s not lots of money. In fact if you think the stakes I’m playing it is really big loss because I’m here for making profit and first winning month. I also think losing 350 dollars to suckouts is really big number looking those hands and how whale the players are.
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01-14-2024 , 02:13 PM
Dude, your suckout losses are only about 1% of your total losses, and considering that you are all in most of your hands - 1% is nothing, you are NOT unlucky. You have serious gambling and mental problems. I dont want to be rude to you, i ve created this acc to post in this thread. Einstein once said - “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”
Bro, you will never break even. You should close this chapter of your life and live on, you are torturing yourself. I think that you are a capable and intelligent person, but this is not enough to succeed in poker. Poker is about discipline. And there is no shame to stop this insanity, if you ever quit poker i think most people would consider it a win for you. It is extremely hard to quit on your own, so you need to seek help (addict groups, psychologists, family).

Wish you well.
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01-14-2024 , 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Lokitor
Dude, your suckout losses are only about 1% of your total losses, and considering that you are all in most of your hands
It’s not all in every hand. One of the biggest false claims in this topic. Look those hands posted here. When you see there’s all in, it’s massive ahead in equity in many spots.
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01-14-2024 , 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
It’s not all in every hand. One of the biggest false claims in this topic. Look those hands posted here. When you see there’s all in, it’s massive ahead in equity in many spots.
I didnt say every hand, i said most. Even if you end up all in preflop 5% of your hands it is insanely -ev. I have played 6700 hands today, i am too lazy to check all-ins that were called preflop, but its probably about 15-30 hands.
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01-14-2024 , 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
When you see there’s all in, it’s massive ahead in equity in many spots.
because you dont post your suckouts, all those months you've ran above ev
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01-14-2024 , 08:21 PM
Can we get an all time graph pls? In pt4 you can create an alias and add your accounts into one graph
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01-14-2024 , 10:16 PM
gl in 2024 paisting.
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01-14-2024 , 10:30 PM
2024 is gonna be different for paisting I can feel it
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01-14-2024 , 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Lokitor
Dude, your suckout losses are only about 1% of your total losses, and considering that you are all in most of your hands - 1% is nothing, you are NOT unlucky. You have serious gambling and mental problems. I dont want to be rude to you, i ve created this acc to post in this thread. Einstein once said - “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”
Bro, you will never break even. You should close this chapter of your life and live on, you are torturing yourself. I think that you are a capable and intelligent person, but this is not enough to succeed in poker. Poker is about discipline. And there is no shame to stop this insanity, if you ever quit poker i think most people would consider it a win for you. It is extremely hard to quit on your own, so you need to seek help (addict groups, psychologists, family).

Wish you well.
Seems like you're jealous you aren't the one with a massive thread like this. lol @ telling someone they have a problem when you really have no clue about anything in their life.

Would also bet a lot of money this isn't the only 2p2 account you've ever had.
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01-15-2024 , 02:55 AM
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Originally Posted by chiefsfan17
Seems like you're jealous you aren't the one with a massive thread like this. lol @ telling someone they have a problem when you really have no clue about anything in their life.

Would also bet a lot of money this isn't the only 2p2 account you've ever had.
this troll could've been a lot funnier. i'll grade it a C-.
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01-15-2024 , 10:15 PM
Next 3 months its 50% rake back on ggpoker, come there you can make fortune 🧐
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