This is an amazing quote. I sat at the computer. Pay me!!!

Nobody believes that. Thanks for sharing the graph.

lol at those cliff drops. If we take the cliff drop between hand #34k and #35k. You dropped about $300. That's 150 buy ins. 1000/150 = 1 buy in lost every ~6 hands. That's insane. The cliff drop around the 12k hand mark looks even worse than that.

between hand 20k and 34k you broke even and didn’t say a word in your blog about that period, you ran 50 stacks above EV and still couldn’t win money, thats pathetic. how on earth can someone be this bad?

OP broke the -10k mark @NL2 last month and is determined to expand his record.

OP, someone could pretty easily train a chimp to be a better poker player than you. Chimp folding every hand at 6max = -25bb/100, FR = -17bb/100. You'll never get close to those numbers. Also teach the chimp top 5%of hands, and to click all-in when he sees them, and he can recover 7bb+/100 in EV. That chimp would be losing 7x slower than you lmao.

Obviously chimp would shortstack. Gl in May

it's close. chimp monkeytilts too.

I just recently finished a session with Paisting at 4 tables (I had to keep joining a bunch of tables to find him).

I think he lost around 40 buy-ins before he left. He threw a great party, and he was really funny in the chat.

Lmao. Would love to see that chat

Player3: ARE YOU PROUD HOW MUCH YOU LOST LIMP CALL FOLD FLOP?

Player3: FISH

Player3: HES BOT

Player3: HE CALLS EVERY FLOP FOLDS TO TURN

Player3: FISHHHHH
Player3: FISHHHHHHH

Player3: NICE TRY FISH

Player3: FU CK I O LVE YOU
genericSN: I love you too
Player3: YOU ARE MEGA WHALE

Player3: YOU REALLY GONNA RAISE EVERY XXXXON AND CUTOFF?

Player3: WHAT TEH FU CK!!

Player3: WHERE IS MY COINFLIP WINNING=`??????^
Player3: IM FU DKIG LO ST 20K TO THIS XXXX!!
Player3: WHERE IS MY COINFLIP WINNING?????

Player3: OMG
Player3: WHAT THE FU CK!!


Player3: NOT GONNA WORK

Player3: STOP TI!!

Player3: COMEM DFoåcaDF¨pafd
Player3: fgwfs hef

Player3: STEAL MOOOOOREEEWEE3WE
Player3: STEESWLDSQLADFÅÃD

Player3: gwe
Player3: syt4resalazl dfsd

Player3: PUSH STEAL BU TOOON
Player3: 'STREAL
Player3: STYEALÆ

Player3: STEAL STEAL STEAL FU CINHG MOOOOORER

Player3: GENERIC WONT BET CBET MULTIWAY

Player3: OMG!!

Player3: COME OOOOOINNNNNN!^!

Player3: IN YOU RFACE!


Player6: GENERIC IS STEALING AND NOT FOLDING TO FLOPS
Player6: PUT TO NOTES

Player6: CALL STUPID FU CK!!
Player6: FU CKIN GI DIOT FISH

Player6: °STESLQ1'
Player6: 12<q2<13113

Lol, amazing

I feel like I’ve seen OP complain 5 times about how he hates players stealing wide on his blinds. That chat is golden

This thread is just destroying my brain, I feel I might turn into the next Paisting in a few years if this thread won't get locked
The chat is ridiculous on many levels

So you basically play like a normal human for a few thousand hands. Then inevitably your AA gets cracked and you proceed to spew off 100 buyins for some kind of retribution.

OP just stop.

100% trolling, paisting is not real.

You can do it OP!

Just try to be a bit tighter and get some more experience.

Yeah, no way unemployed male from Finland doesn't drink any alcohol.

This is just a troll - nobody can be so stupid

Think i will fire up my old party account to play 2nl with the king, might add a nice extra hourly to my 500nl grind

A+ chat game and solid graph

You must play on Global poker and keep getting it in with the 2nd best quads (that occurs every 15 orbits). Try a different site.

Wait I got a better reply. Ignored previous.
Here it goes.
I’m about to nail it.
Ok I’m ready.

You have to understand that everything you do at the poker table conveys information. You can’t be sitting there all loosey goosey eating a sandwich.

Drakelol above has played with him. He is 100% real with zero room for doubt.

So how is he losing so much? I just don't see how you could lose at that rate unless you were literally trying too, even if you tilted now and then.

I doubt that last graph's real. I realize the graph says it's from $2nl but there's no way to drop that many bis around hand 13k. You have to jam every hand, be called a bunch, and lose every time which isn't happening. Also, you can see it's a straight line down instead of a bit jagged so I'd be surprised if there weren't some $5-25nl hands mixed in there that he labeled as $2nl in the hh for the lolz. If I'm wrong w/e, but I don't buy it.