I quit poker after a few bad runs back to back. I did continue to play here and there because i couldnt help myself.

So i'm back for another go. Mostly because i cant stand the fact that players worse than me have my money and it eats me up inside.

Know what i mean? Some moron completes the SB then you crank it up 5x w/ your aces just praying to God they call. They flat w/ 95o then flop the nuts 995 and your just barreling the whole way. They dont even raise you on the river, just c/c. Yeah they are that bad, you know the ones i mean.

Anyway i had like $20 sitting in stars so i installed HM and i'm on my way. *** BRM for the moment i'm gona push hard to start with @ 5NL and if i blow it i will deposit 20BI but after that i quit!

I'm at $40 let hope i can keep it going. For your viewing pleasure, here are some hands of me paying off the morons...



Here i'am flating a 4bet pre w/ my QQ so i dont pay this guy off if he hit his 3 outa. Damn knew i shoulda bombed the turn!




Yeah just flat OOP to my monster raise. OK then just min raise me on the flop, thats fine. Just donk the turn w/ your mid pair. Hit your 5 outs on the river after being a moron for the whole hand? Sure i will pay you off. FFS

Well thats a good start to my mission. I'm sure i will have a few %5 river suckouts to post tomorrow

level?

My life is a level.

I dont have anything good i can post to keep the thread interesting. Wait. This should give you a laugh

As predicted the 5% river suckouts have started. Wrecking my sessions and tilting me hard.
Tilt is the only thing that will stop me from beating the micros for 10bb. Even if i see a suckout or just bad play it tilts me. I dont even have to be in the hand lol. I do have a technique for keeping the tilt monster in check.
And that is just leave. As soon as i feel it (which is pretty much right away at 5NL i click sit out n leave and fold everything except aces and kings which i will open shove and look the other way. It works lol

WOW what a horrible place 5NL is!!!
It appears my anti-tilt technique is flawed. Poor play on every street followed by a shuckout is the order of the day. Then i'm too stubborn to leave without making my money back. I'm so spew on tilt ffs.

Its not all bad though, sessions are green & graph is going up. Hopefully its not too long before i have 25BI for 10NL

10+ sessions in one day... what?

Yeah i play until i'm tilted, which doesnt take very long. Then have a break for 20 or 30 mins, regain my composure & gather my thoughts. Then KAPOW, bomb those fish again.

If i play any longer than say 30 mins i start to spew. The long sessions you see that are over an hour are the ones where i have had a suckout early and i'm trying to make it back. While tilting the whole time. Tilt is the only problem with my game. I'm not the greatest player ever but i know i can beat the micros

Day two of my mission to beat the micros for 10bb/100.

So i rolled out of bed and started a session while still half asleep.

I decide i'm getting it in pre w/ QQ after a raise and flat. So i 3bet it 5x and it goes in. How does anyone ever show up K3o here>? I have been giving these donks way too much credit.

Whats a good sample size for a graph? 5k? Should get there today.

Anyway, i see green in my future.

Just for fun i thought i would try this 4bet semi bluff squeeze.

The 3bet is from some dude who thinks more than half his hands are playable and is 3betting like 25% small sample.

Keep grinding man, best of luck keep it updated I love these threads, I was thinking of depositing on stars what are the players generally like at the micros say 25NL and below?

Thank mate, for me everyone looks pretty average. I'm yet to spot a good player @5NL but i know some decent thinkers exist at 25NL. Deposit a little and have a go. You only live once


Here i'am vs donkasaurus. He is like 85/20 over 100.
Tripple barreling w/ air & then calling down. Major spew vs anyone else