Ok, I have to go for a massage now after reading this

btw , good luck with your goals

LOL i think i had that last three days in a row - BBQ sauce. Good for the Bro-tien huh.

I just wanted to say I love your thread title OP. Hopefully you can hit your peak in both simultaneously

So today kinda sucked. I didn't play that well against certain opponents. Prolly playing too many tables at once. Ended up down about 600$. Gonna stick to max playing 3 tables from now on. Only way to make sure I dont make small stupid mistakes.

Today after thai class I went for a massage. My back has been hurting lately so thought maybe a nice oil massage would relieve the stress. This is a normal establishment. Not a place you usually would go for a happy ending massage.

Anyhow, this girl was oiling my body up REAL good. She could tell I was getting a lil excited as she saw my erection thru my pants. So she asks if I wanna go for another hour as my session is ending. I see the sparkle in her eye as to what she's hinting at, so I say yes.

She tells me to get comfortable and take off my pants. Then she brings a towel and puts it over my boxers while removing them (awesome!).

She then starts lubing me up real nice and makes sure to get REAL close to the sensitive areas. As im lieing on my back I cant handle it anymore and remove the towel revealing my ready to go **** basically telling her to go for it.

She then tells me its gonna be 1000baht(30$) for a happy ending. Im like wtf, since its a huge ripoff. Usually it should be around 500baht, maybe even less. She insists tho. Since Im already past the point of no return, I make the call.

Heres where I get some real run good tho lol.

I then remember that I only have 500baht with me and tell her that I would need to go to the ATM cuz i gotta pay 360 for the massage itself and then 1k to her. But because she isnt allowed to give a happy ending and would get fired if the owner found out(who was downstairs), she tells me its ok if I just give her the 500baht to her now and go to the ATM to pay the price for the real massage aftewards.

YEA SOME RUN GOOD ^_^


Heres a text I received today from that girl from top post.
I guess she finally told her husband she cheated on him

man 3 diff opponents at once is still kinda a lot in HU for most ppl i think, unless its 3 complete droolers (which is all i ever really play anyway so ha)..but id be wary of multitabling for sure, especially if confidence is low or tilt a lil high. youre prob a lot better at multi than me though so **** it, do whateva


also.... massage was a ripoff but youre still a champ. the fact that "sexy kim kiss" has a Thai husband is hysterically funny to me and seems impossible? pretend he does exist and is gonna come challenge you to an epic fight though - sick gym motivation imo

That's what you get for sex with sexy kim kiss, indeed.

What you gonna do?!

I should probably just send her another message like this:

I love this thread. Keep updating with girls and most importantly poker!

??? fyp

Share?

Video is pretty boring but ill post it just for kicks.



Went out last night to celebrate BackBloods birthday. Was quite a nice time.

We ended up at this place called Spicy. Now Spicy is the biggest ****hole disco in Chiang Mai. But its also where all the bargirls go after their bars close. So if you want some easy action, its def the place to go. Some ppl hate it, some ppl love it. I personally think it rocks, altho at some times their wont be as many hot girls. When youre wearing beergoggles, it doesnt matter as much tho

End of the night me and another poker playing friend were on the dancefloor with two chicks. We got both girls grinding on each other, with the two of us behind each girl making sure they'd be as close as possible. Tit on tit action going on as well.

I was soo seeing a scenario where we'd bang these girls together. Then my friends girl gets all shy cuz my girl is all over her and pulls away. DAMMIIIIIIT

My girl is a freak. You start kissing her a little any time of day and she's ready to bang. She even wants to do a 3some with me and some other girl. Need to get that done one of these days.

Anyway, can you tell the story of the orgy you had with your friends while your girlfriend was upstairs sleeping? Or when you ****ed a girl next to her?

Dont remember exact details, but it was a good story so please share!

Could you tell me a bit about any experiences you might or might not have had with a Thai lady boy?

Lol

I think you must have mistaken me with someone else. The closest I've been to banging a girl next my girlfriend was back on Koh Samui(a holiday island here in Thailand).

I had recently arrived in Thailand with gf and 5 other friends, all poker players. We had rented a nice house on Samui and were going out a lot on Chaweng Beach. One night we are at a club and some israelian chick with big boobs comes and talks to me a little. I let her talk to some of the other guys since my girlfriend is around. She however comes back and starts dancing with my girlfriend. I know the israeli girl is into me so am already envisioning a 3some.

The three of us dance together for a bit, and then Israeli girl goes to the toilet. When she comes back she starts dancing with me again, even tho my GF is there. Im getting a lil drunk at this point and figure what the hell and just start making out with her right then and there.

My friends are staring in disbelief and later I was told one guy even asked my GF wether he should stop us or something. Gf and friends leave to other parts of the club. I make out with Israeli girl for a while and then take her to the toilet and bang her there. After drunken banging is finished she goes back and joins up with her friends and I join up with the guys + gf basically acting like nothing abnormal happened lol.

haha FU Kardnel! Since its you asking..

Back when I first came to Chiang Mai, I was on my way home from a night out partying riding on the motorbike. On one particular part of the city there are numerous girls standing by the side of the road every night waiting for strangers to come have fun with them.

So drunk as I am on the way home, I see a hottie and stop. She's like "hey handsome man!! 500 baht(15$) for sex! you want?"

Im like.. **** this is halfprice of what you pay in the bars. **** YES!

So I go back to her room with her which was tucked away behind the road in some dark alley. We start to make out and she quickly goes down and unbuckles my pants, whips it out and starts sucking on it.

15 seconds in, Im loving it and thinking "god, this bitch knows how to give a blowjob".

After sucking me off for a little, Im ready to bang the **** outta this girl. I move her towards the bed and start taking off her top. She had nice fake boobs. Go for a little suckage on those bad boys.

As soon as I start going for the shorts, she resists.. Im like what? what?

and THEN she spurts out:"I ladyboy.. its ok can have fun na!"

Oh my ****ing god...

Im standing there **** out, hard as a rock, shorts around my ankles and pretty drunk.

Luckily not drunk enough. I just shook my head and handed her 300baht just to make sure she wouldnt bang me over the head with a bottle or something on my way out and walked out..

Ah the Thai ladyboy tester; are they hot or not?

There are some stunning looking ladyboys in Thailand, if you deny this, you're gay.

From what I've been told, they give very good blowjobs and keep their man bits well tucked away.

Now what about the ones that have had the 'chop'? Would you go there?

straightup, how can you constantly **** those cheap ugly lowroller bitches? would turn me off after 1 week..i mean ur pretty much picking up in microstakes so rly nothing interesting. I'd say you should get some cute asian model isntead of those apes ur pickin up every weekend ..i mean cmon not like its hard there. and if its not hard its not fun

not hating jus sayin.. but ur pickin up the lowest chicks on earth ( i mean some of them even look decent) so wheres the challenge.
deliver a 3some or a model.

If a girl has had surgery, she will probably deny being a ladyboy. If I knew for sure tho I would probably just walk away, but this is easier said than done if you're super drunk

Its all about fun and degen stories bro. **** like that doesnt happen with some cute model, which is why a story about some random hottie wont come up as often.

More stories! Quit poker and make a reality show please. 5/5 thread

kk got you keep it up gl in poker and with ur asian babes

Quick update before I go to bed.

Played a lot of poker today. More than usual. Ran somewhat bad in the beginning and just couldnt make things work. Made a few bad plays as well. Turned it around with some patience.

Heres todays graph:



Other than that not much. Had a nice meal today after the gym.

Porkchops with fried rice chicken. About 110g of protein.

Gogogo.

We want MOAARR protein, stories, and pictures of girls....
Sigh wish I actually kept the pictures of the girls on my phone.

We also want you to ****ing crush at poker lol AND lose at FIFA.

Somethings you run good in life at, and yours is definitely FIFA!