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10-30-2018 , 05:55 PM
don't change a fkn thing mate
10-30-2018 , 07:15 PM
A+ update

Just be careful with the girl who has a dad as top ranking cop, the last thing that you want is daddy thug to get involved to "teach you a lesson" because his lovely daughter is now broken heart after hearing that her "bf" stuck his dong in others vaginas (and not only once but many times!)...

LOLed at having a gf while living in Pattaya. It's probably the last place on earth where you want to have a gf
10-30-2018 , 07:55 PM
Sick updates haha, keep up the good work!
10-30-2018 , 08:00 PM
Lol part with the girls sounds very similar to when I first moved to Mexico; both in terms of my/your actions and then the thought processes/expectations/etc of the chicks too.

I was single the first like 4 years in Mexico and loved it. After that had 3 gfs and was single at times as well and just recently my first GF, who I always stayed in touch with after we first broke up, just moved in with me and everything is going great. Just do whatever makes you happy imo, we only get 1 life

Gl on the tables too, if you manage to hit ze grind
10-30-2018 , 10:59 PM
yeah man totes understand ur situation... can't grind because 10/10 thai girls won't leave u alone just like i can't grind because i'm addicted to COD

life is too hard man
10-31-2018 , 12:18 AM
Just read the last page and you are a great writer. Is your friend living in nam or was he just visiting? Im grinding PM there now.

Going to binge the other 9 pages today, great stuff
10-31-2018 , 02:59 AM
Careful with the condomless stuff. From what I heard hiv is rather common among the pattaya bar girls
10-31-2018 , 04:14 AM
Seriously mate, I know a great deal about Pattaya. It is not a place where you want to fall out with the locals - even accidentally. Not paying a bar girl (even if you didn't know you were supposed to) can be a fast track to "slipping off a balcony".

OK, my data is 15 years old...maybe the place has changed, but be careful hey.
10-31-2018 , 05:40 AM
Have to say that imo. what you've been doing sounds really risky. If you get a lot of girls there why not do it responsibly and just enjoy. The Thais are quite indirect so if she was a whore as it sounds like she was, she did definitely expect you to pay. This time she just happened to suck it up that you didn't pay and you got lucky however who knows how many big brothers she has etc.. as mentioned. Personally never had interest in places like Pattaya or hookers and there is a reason for that which is that they only want your money and its pretty uncool deal to be honest. I wouldn't recommend getting a girlfriend from Thai either cause cultural gap is really large, its hard to find someone your being at the same page with. I've been with a filipina for two years and there's definitely still quite large cultural differences to Europeans but its more subtle like compering Americans to Europeans / Scandinavians as where I come from but with the Thai girls I was meeting at first it was very hard to find even anything reasonable to talk about.

Anyways I recommend to follow my footsteps and visit Philippines next, everyone speaks good english you can go to play at casinos on side of your app thingy and many nice vacations / travels, less touristy than Thai aswell.
10-31-2018 , 10:17 AM
life heater has been engaged.

poker heater time vamooooo
10-31-2018 , 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by nomalice
GOT GET 'EM !

Spoiler:
HIVs
Let's hope not!

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Originally Posted by Brokenstars
I feel like the thai women would annoy me so much
Yeah, to be completely honest, they are pretty fkn annoying most of the time...

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Originally Posted by yasuo
you are surely balls deep in Asia...


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Originally Posted by pure_aggression
Work hard, play hard. Sounds like you are enjoying your time out there! Tell your friend to put on some headphones if he doesn't want to listen you **** tinder chicks' brains out.
Hahah yeah, still a dog move by me. But whatever. Not losing sleep over it lmao.

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Originally Posted by Everest17
don't change a fkn thing mate
<3

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Originally Posted by GonZo72
A+ update

Just be careful with the girl who has a dad as top ranking cop, the last thing that you want is daddy thug to get involved to "teach you a lesson" because his lovely daughter is now broken heart after hearing that her "bf" stuck his dong in others vaginas (and not only once but many times!)...
Hahah yeah, wouldn't surprise me if something like that did eventuate :')

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LOLed at having a gf while living in Pattaya. It's probably the last place on earth where you want to have a gf
Yeah seems so silly on paper but tbh probably wouldn't be the worst thing if you're focusing on working hard...

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Originally Posted by DLuo
Sick updates haha, keep up the good work!
<3

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Originally Posted by jdawg91
Lol part with the girls sounds very similar to when I first moved to Mexico; both in terms of my/your actions and then the thought processes/expectations/etc of the chicks too.

I was single the first like 4 years in Mexico and loved it. After that had 3 gfs and was single at times as well and just recently my first GF, who I always stayed in touch with after we first broke up, just moved in with me and everything is going great. Just do whatever makes you happy imo, we only get 1 life

Gl on the tables too, if you manage to hit ze grind
Hahah cheers bud <3

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Originally Posted by baannii4
yeah man totes understand ur situation... can't grind because 10/10 thai girls won't leave u alone just like i can't grind because i'm addicted to COD

life is too hard man
Dude it is actually so hard.

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Originally Posted by Bluegrassplayer
Just read the last page and you are a great writer. Is your friend living in nam or was he just visiting? Im grinding PM there now.

Going to binge the other 9 pages today, great stuff
Cheers mate, really appreciate that. My mate's from Oz but has been travelling through asia a bit lately and playing the APT stuff in nam. =]

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Originally Posted by Leobzook
Careful with the condomless stuff. From what I heard hiv is rather common among the pattaya bar girls
Yeah, it's never my intention tbh, def need to clean my act up re that stuff. Haven't yet gone with any bar girls though (that I know of).

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Originally Posted by Fatboy54
Seriously mate, I know a great deal about Pattaya. It is not a place where you want to fall out with the locals - even accidentally. Not paying a bar girl (even if you didn't know you were supposed to) can be a fast track to "slipping off a balcony".

OK, my data is 15 years old...maybe the place has changed, but be careful hey.
Yeah man, I actually have no issues with paying a bar girl. If I see a hottie I like and know they're a freelancer or w/e then I have no dramas paying them lol. It's not like I'm seeking out bargirls, taking them back, and then just not paying them. If they make it clear ahead of time that they expect money, then I'll be completely up front with them as to whether I'll pay them or not.

Like this girl the other night, when she asked for 2k I told her no, and she understood that. If she didn't want to come home with me then she didn't have to.

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Originally Posted by Kiljusieppo
Have to say that imo. what you've been doing sounds really risky. If you get a lot of girls there why not do it responsibly and just enjoy. The Thais are quite indirect so if she was a whore as it sounds like she was, she did definitely expect you to pay.
As far as I can tell, whores usually are pretty up front. This girl definitely wasn't a whore either - told me her whole life story over last couple days... just broke up with bf, studying, daddy gives her money etc. She was just trying to get a bit of cash out of me imo and was a pretty bad bluff I think.

I went with a girl a few weeks back who wanted to hang out and she said she worked as a freelancer and asked me if that was okay, and I was like yeah that's fine. We had a great night, banged for hours, and she didn't ask me for a dime.

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This time she just happened to suck it up that you didn't pay and you got lucky however who knows how many big brothers she has etc.. as mentioned. Personally never had interest in places like Pattaya or hookers and there is a reason for that which is that they only want your money and its pretty uncool deal to be honest.
Again, she wasn't a hooker and was just trying to sly dog me lol. I really have no issues with paying hookers if they're up front about them wanting money. Not every girl out here is a hooker, but I don't blame them for trying to squeeze a bit of cash out of it if they can.

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I wouldn't recommend getting a girlfriend from Thai either cause cultural gap is really large, its hard to find someone your being at the same page with. I've been with a filipina for two years and there's definitely still quite large cultural differences to Europeans but its more subtle like compering Americans to Europeans / Scandinavians as where I come from but with the Thai girls I was meeting at first it was very hard to find even anything reasonable to talk about.

Anyways I recommend to follow my footsteps and visit Philippines next, everyone speaks good english you can go to play at casinos on side of your app thingy and many nice vacations / travels, less touristy than Thai aswell.
Yeah definitely would be keen to check it out. I've heard mixed opinions on Manila and whatnot but might give it a crack for my visa run in a month instead of Cambodia.

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Originally Posted by tellypl
life heater has been engaged.

poker heater time vamooooo
Dude you absolutely ***** jynxed it...

DAILY UPDATE - Lost 9 buyins, don't want to talk about it.

Played my 7 hours and didn't really win any pots.

KK < TT on KTT 150bb deep
AA < 55 on J45tt
AA < 44 K94tt
JJ < 55 on 752tt
AK < KK on AK7tt
AK < 89 on A67A5 200bb deep
AK < AA 4 times!!!

Just ***** ridiculous the frequency with which I got coolered in big pots today. Feel like I played decent overall, about as decent as you can feel losing 9 buyins. Again, two steps forward, one giant step back it seems of late. Super tilting about getting AK in pre vs AA 4 times as well... Seems to happen a lot in these games - noticing this, a few days back I actually made a nitty fold vs 4bet with AK and the fker showed ATo, feels like I just get bummed whatever decision I make. ;')

Back at it again tomorrow though. I'm feeling suuuuuuuuper tired rn and will prob just go to bed early.
10-31-2018 , 05:16 PM
Sigh.. reading those hands hurt my soul haha. Reminds me of why I quit PM, Really don’t want to be a rigtard but some of the frequencies and coolers are ridic. At least my theory was that it wasn’t a biased thing, and was just created to generate action / causes people to buy insurance hahaha. Hope you grind it out.

Re Manila vs Cambodia: Cambodia live poker is good for action, but everyone smokes inside the casino which is the nut low. Cost of living is great as I’m sure you’d know.

In Manila, everyone’s nitty af and the games aren’t very big, similar to the action in Macau if you’ve been. Things are slightly pricier, but at least everyone speaks English :’)
10-31-2018 , 05:40 PM
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KK < TT on KTT 150bb deep
AA < 55 on J45tt
AA < 44 K94tt
JJ < 55 on 752tt
AK < KK on AK7tt
AK < 89 on A67A5 200bb deep
AK < AA 4 times!!!
It was exactly this sort of stuff at Stars 50nlz session after session that made me think **** it, life's too short and go back to STTs.

Nine buyins...my laptop would have gone out the window after four.
10-31-2018 , 06:01 PM
Absolute comedy stories. Keep them coming. My mates and I are pushing for a Lads trip Thailand V2 in January (we went in 2016) so if we come over we should have a big night out.
10-31-2018 , 10:51 PM
9 BI is like a nothing swing on pm
10-31-2018 , 11:07 PM
Sick thread dude, glgl and keep up the good ****.

Be careful with the hookers and dont forget to focus on your health and exercise!
11-01-2018 , 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by DLuo
Sigh.. reading those hands hurt my soul haha. Reminds me of why I quit PM, Really don’t want to be a rigtard but some of the frequencies and coolers are ridic. At least my theory was that it wasn’t a biased thing, and was just created to generate action / causes people to buy insurance hahaha. Hope you grind it out.
Yeah man I'm like 99% sure it's not rigged for action but after a few sessions like these that 1% seems all too convincing! Lol it's like whenever I have AK and get 3bet I'm just wondering whether I'll lose to KK or AA :')

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Re Manila vs Cambodia: Cambodia live poker is good for action, but everyone smokes inside the casino which is the nut low. Cost of living is great as I’m sure you’d know.

In Manila, everyone’s nitty af and the games aren’t very big, similar to the action in Macau if you’ve been. Things are slightly pricier, but at least everyone speaks English :’)
Yeah pretty much exactly what I've heard. I don't mind a bit of passive lung cancer though. Not really planning on living in either country at this stage though.

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Originally Posted by Fatboy54
It was exactly this sort of stuff at Stars 50nlz session after session that made me think **** it, life's too short and go back to STTs.

Nine buyins...my laptop would have gone out the window after four.
Hahah yeah, tbh losing 9 buyins in a session can feel one of two ways, ****; but not something to lose sleep over because everything was fairly standard or ****; horrible feeling because you made bulk mistakes. Luckily for me it was the former last night.

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Originally Posted by skuzlad
Absolute comedy stories. Keep them coming. My mates and I are pushing for a Lads trip Thailand V2 in January (we went in 2016) so if we come over we should have a big night out.
M8 I hope you're planning Pattaya, you'd be bat**** crazy to do a lads trip anywhere else in this country. :') I will be your party coordinator free of charge if you come to this place.

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Originally Posted by HU4hoes
9 BI is like a nothing swing on pm
I know. It was just a standard 7 hours afaics.

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Originally Posted by CRAIBaby
Sick thread dude, glgl and keep up the good ****.

Be careful with the hookers and dont forget to focus on your health and exercise!
Yeah 100% dude. About to head to the gym to beat up these legs.
11-01-2018 , 01:56 AM
Not just pounding on gaining muscle/looking good though! Functional training, maybe get into yoga if youre gym offers that. Theres a reason that **** is taking off!
11-01-2018 , 02:55 AM
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Originally Posted by CRAIBaby
Not just pounding on gaining muscle/looking good though! Functional training, maybe get into yoga if youre gym offers that. Theres a reason that **** is taking off!
Yeah tbh I would love to flick in some yoga classes. Functional strength is the nuts. My flexibility is sooo bad though it'd take a loot of time before I could get to a level where I can do much of anything.

Lots of scar tissue around ankles from 10+ years of competitive b-ball/vball, two completely botched knees in need of surgery and a worn out shoulder also. Right now I'm happy with just maintaining/slowly increasing strength and main lifts, overall just looking decent. Priority for me is poker but I'm hoping in a year or two I can shift my focus to training more full time
11-01-2018 , 03:40 AM
Looks like most of meales 'deep work' involves thai hookers and lady boys. I suggest you regain some focus and get back on the (poker) grind before your knob falls off.

Last edited by mirage01; 11-01-2018 at 03:49 AM.
11-01-2018 , 04:04 AM
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Originally Posted by mirage01
Looks like most of meales 'deep work' involves thai hookers and lady boys. I suggest you regain some focus and get back on the (poker) grind before your knob falls off.
How did you find out about the ladyboys?!
11-01-2018 , 04:04 AM
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Originally Posted by mirage01
Looks like most of meales 'deep work' involves thai hookers and lady boys. I suggest you regain some focus and get back on the (poker) grind before your knob falls off.
ahahahah brilliant

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M8 I hope you're planning Pattaya, you'd be bat**** crazy to do a lads trip anywhere else in this country. :') I will be your party coordinator free of charge if you come to this place.
I will have to take you up on that. Got the boys reading your thread. They love the stories
11-01-2018 , 04:49 AM
Having read through the thread now, I think you are greatly underestimating the amount of cheating going on. Continually running under EV is a big indicator.
11-01-2018 , 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Bluegrassplayer
Having read through the thread now, I think you are greatly underestimating the amount of cheating going on. Continually running under EV is a big indicator.
not that I agree or not agree with cheating going on there but running under EV is usually indicator that you are running under ev
11-01-2018 , 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted by nomalice
not that I agree or not agree with cheating going on there but running under EV is usually indicator that you are running under ev
or 7 chinese sharing holecards and focking u up

      
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