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01-06-2022 , 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted by pjj
As a side note, is that fold to 3bet stat just fold to 3bet, or fold to 3bet after RFI. If the former, it seems fine, if the latter, not so much.
Nice catch, I just checked the same page on PT4 and it is indeed "Fold to PF 3Bet" instead of "Fold to PF 3Bet After Raise". Also agree that 80% is fine for this stat.
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01-06-2022 , 04:32 PM
Just seen this thread - read through the whole thing.

I've been regrinding a roll on Sky over Christmas, I feel like I've seen your name in some of the pools. For the most part, it's regs clicking random buttons that make no sense then complaining when they lose.

Good luck with your challenge, will follow along.
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01-06-2022 , 09:06 PM
Welcome: cha4zz + Grind4Kebab. 'SKY is RIGGED BRUH'

I have had tables freezing on me lately, mid made-hand and costing >£10. Contacted Sky, who helpfully gave me a pile of dead links to update the client. Not sure they're much interested in maintaining the software properly at all

Shame because the games are always sweet. Just if I lose any more EV to their shoddy code I can't justify the effort. #actuallymaybeitisrigged
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01-07-2022 , 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Ceres
Berlin, fantastic, definitely on my list of cool cities to visit one day.

Your points are valid friend. All I can say is I've had to take the longer route because I only started playing for a source of income that works around the migraines (which still prevent me from getting a proper job). Been a few years now but my goal then is the same as now, reach something like a £10/hr winrate and then coast from there.

I may be close already, it is true, but I'm not sure I can play higher comfortably now until I know, for certain, that I'm not making too many really dumb mistakes against fishier opponents. I feel the stress in my body when I f-up more than a few times per session. I'm trying to minimise that residual pain as much as I can. Circumstance-wise, I'm also very lucky; I get to stay with my folks rent-free so my costs of living are basically only food, vets bills and marijuana. Feel like I'm in as good a spot as anyone to learn the game.

Pio, or any solver, is definitely overkill for micros, but it's kept my interest alive. I love the technical side of poker and would've likely bought it (or GTO+) anyway as a rec.

I don't play much volume either, so I try and make the hands per analysis ratio count. If all goes well my hands/month will increase as my confidence (unconscious winning gameplay) and health does. That's the plan anyway!

Appreciate the thoughts tho. + yeah, can't recommend the trackball enough. Excellent on the wrists (and also easy to switch hands with when tired as a nice added bonus).


FIND ANY CURE FOR MIGRAINES SEND THAT SH*T MY WAY PLEASE i got chronic ones for years now 5years guess bad bad, only thing changes with them is intensity so im either semi ******ed or full ****** lol (ill even slur my words when there real bad intense like a drunk, i cant do **** when bad bad no music hurts patterns sounds which sucks i love music used to love playing before this sh*t, no thinking can be done when there bad bad ha as its just vegetable soup up there, no understanding comprehending anything lol i cant even follow a conversation question sentence so dumb or even mong out watch a show or read nothing ****s with cognition exercise eating everything, so if do come by a cure that dont vegetate you in process send it my way thanks (some electrical device i want save up for cant get it on NHS annoyingly think like 3.5-4k a year or something once when i have funds im definitely getting that ****er giving it a shot, ****ing neurologist wanted put botox in my brain, im turning it down currently ha no more neurotoxic **** in my noggin already got the mercury vapors from fillings doing damage) just fed up living life like i got a concussion 24/7 ha, i struggled to do some simple crossword earlier today (and only did to test how bad it effects me normally i do jackshit just wait till more tolerable ha) and i mean easy words but i just couldnt think when there **** its either sleep or literally just exist lol look like im alive living ha stare and nod my head to anything going on around me as i cant be active participant in life ha like that, made me contemplate drinking again to be honest as bit like well im may aswell be a happy vegetable rather than miserable one ha. what annoys me more i didnt come into this world with migraines i want to know the trigger ive even been questioning if its my silver fillings in my gob i got 8-9 the ****ers in there, also got asthma so wonder if that influences it.

anyway GL this year (unless im playing you lol) and Happy New Year.
and GL with yours i pray yours vanish as there **** dont think people get how bad they can be yh a day or two fine but 3months non stop headache ha and feeling like brains gonna explode yh there not nice pretty depressing suicide ideation inducing ha.
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01-07-2022 , 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Ceres
Welcome: cha4zz + Grind4Kebab. 'SKY is RIGGED BRUH'

I have had tables freezing on me lately, mid made-hand and costing >£10. Contacted Sky, who helpfully gave me a pile of dead links to update the client. Not sure they're much interested in maintaining the software properly at all

Shame because the games are always sweet. Just if I lose any more EV to their shoddy code I can't justify the effort. #actuallymaybeitisrigged
Do you use the desktop app or the browser? I've actually switched from desktop app to the browser and it seems to have sorted most of the freezing hands. As you say, aside from Tikay I'm not really sure who else is even involved with the site anymore!
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01-08-2022 , 05:51 PM
GL subbed..

What's sky poker like then?
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01-10-2022 , 03:38 AM
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Originally Posted by spyrodoja92
FIND ANY CURE FOR MIGRAINES SEND THAT SH*T MY WAY PLEASE i got chronic ones for years now 5years guess bad bad, only thing changes with them is intensity so im either semi ******ed or full ****** lol (ill even slur my words when there real bad intense like a drunk, i cant do **** when bad bad no music hurts patterns sounds which sucks i love music used to love playing before this sh*t, no thinking can be done when there bad bad ha as its just vegetable soup up there, no understanding comprehending anything lol i cant even follow a conversation question sentence so dumb or even mong out watch a show or read nothing ****s with cognition exercise eating everything, so if do come by a cure that dont vegetate you in process send it my way thanks (some electrical device i want save up for cant get it on NHS annoyingly think like 3.5-4k a year or something once when i have funds im definitely getting that ****er giving it a shot, ****ing neurologist wanted put botox in my brain, im turning it down currently ha no more neurotoxic **** in my noggin already got the mercury vapors from fillings doing damage) just fed up living life like i got a concussion 24/7 ha, i struggled to do some simple crossword earlier today (and only did to test how bad it effects me normally i do jackshit just wait till more tolerable ha) and i mean easy words but i just couldnt think when there **** its either sleep or literally just exist lol look like im alive living ha stare and nod my head to anything going on around me as i cant be active participant in life ha like that, made me contemplate drinking again to be honest as bit like well im may aswell be a happy vegetable rather than miserable one ha. what annoys me more i didnt come into this world with migraines i want to know the trigger ive even been questioning if its my silver fillings in my gob i got 8-9 the ****ers in there, also got asthma so wonder if that influences it.

anyway GL this year (unless im playing you lol) and Happy New Year.
and GL with yours i pray yours vanish as there **** dont think people get how bad they can be yh a day or two fine but 3months non stop headache ha and feeling like brains gonna explode yh there not nice pretty depressing suicide ideation inducing ha.

Sorry to read + my sincere empathies for I recognise the patterns v well. The fact for me is they did get better eventually but I had to reconfig my whole life to minimise all potential stresses. Wrote a brief summary earlier ITT of what worked or perhaps you've seen it and tried them already. Sometimes things don't seem to have much effect immediately but do over time; potentially worth trying some things twice.. I will swear by Pizotifen 1.5mg once a day and an insanely healthy diet but that's easier said than done let alone when you're still in the thick of an endless pain cycle. We're all too different to recommend any one thing but I do believe the answers are buried out there in the migraine forums, esp in reading personal experiences of people who've managed to make it out and move on. At least that's how I got to here. One step/change a day/week.

My Cefaly cost about £250 if memory serves. Not cheap but 100% worth it from all the category 9s it's helped me through. You can buy cheap gel so you don't have to keep buying the little pads too. I don't know if my migraines will ever go away completely but they are around 90% more manageable now, thanks to compounding all the tips and experimentation

Anyway, HNY + good luck yourself. Pokerwise and hopefully this is the year you find that magic routine that brings you some relief. Always available any questions
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01-10-2022 , 03:47 AM
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Originally Posted by cha4zz
Do you use the desktop app or the browser? I've actually switched from desktop app to the browser and it seems to have sorted most of the freezing hands. As you say, aside from Tikay I'm not really sure who else is even involved with the site anymore!
I'm stuck with client cos I use voice attack as a bet controller. AFAIK the browser doesn't target tables properly and the client barely does it anyway. Bottom line, if I have to use the browser I can't play on Sky. Where are the hotkeys? Oh, yeah,forgot, they hate it if you want to play well

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Originally Posted by Claret~N~Blue
GL subbed..

What's sky poker like then?
Ta. It's very soft with an infuriating software tradeoff. I don't use the red tag very often
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01-14-2022 , 11:10 PM
Grinding vol on schedule. I know it's sssslow but I have to go incremental with my stupid body innit <waves disability card>

The target is 2hrs sky/ 4k hnds stars daily. Here is the schedule





(edited all that out and posting turned it into spaghetti (!?), gah software)


Important to have little things to tick that have absolutely nothing to do with your bankroll. Ticky ticky tick tick good player tick tick tick
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01-15-2022 , 02:09 AM
Fun hands


STOP playing J4s for the blog

PokerStars - $0.02 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): 105 BB
SB: 281.5 BB
BB: 157 BB
UTG: 82.5 BB
MP: 100 BB
CO: 106.5 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 4 J

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, SB raises to 6 BB, fold, Hero calls 3 BB

Flop: (13 BB, 2 players) T Q T
SB checks, Hero bets 8.5 BB, SB calls 8.5 BB

Turn: (30 BB, 2 players) 6
SB checks, Hero bets 19.5 BB, SB calls 19.5 BB

River: (69 BB, 2 players) 3
SB checks, Hero checks

SB shows A Q (Two Pair, Queens and Tens)
(Pre 65%, Flop 92%, Turn 100%)
Hero mucks 4 J (One Pair, Tens)
(Pre 35%, Flop 8%, Turn 0%)
SB wins 66.5 BB


....I wonder if he would've folded to a third barrel? I wonder how f ucking stupid I would feel if he didn't do that?




Max value in a SRP with no raises

PokerStars - $0.02 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): 100 BB
SB: 100 BB
BB: 156.5 BB
UTG: 96.5 BB
MP: 100.5 BB
CO: 111 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has T Q

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, fold, BB calls 2 BB

Flop: (6.5 BB, 2 players) 6 A J
BB checks, Hero bets 4.5 BB, BB calls 4.5 BB

Turn: (15.5 BB, 2 players) K
BB checks, Hero bets 19 BB, BB calls 19 BB

River: (53.5 BB, 2 players) 2
BB checks, Hero bets 73.5 BB and is all-in, BB calls 73.5 BB

Hero shows T Q (Straight, Ace High)
(Pre 39%, Flop 27%, Turn 93%)
BB shows K J (Two Pair, Kings and Jacks)
(Pre 61%, Flop 73%, Turn 7%)
Hero wins 193.5 BB





Psychic Ceres

PokerStars - $0.02 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): 133.5 BB
SB: 113 BB
BB: 36 BB
UTG: 196.5 BB
MP: 100 BB
CO: 100 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Q Q

UTG raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, Hero raises to 9 BB, SB calls 8.5 BB, fold, fold

Flop: (22 BB, 2 players) 7 7 6
SB bets 10.5 BB, Hero raises to 21 BB, SB calls 10.5 BB

Turn: (64 BB, 2 players) A
SB bets 35 BB, Hero calls 35 BB

River: (134 BB, 2 players) 4
SB checks, Hero checks

SB shows T Q (One Pair, Sevens)
(Pre 16%, Flop 2%, Turn 0%)
Hero shows Q Q (Two Pair, Queens and Sevens)
(Pre 84%, Flop 98%, Turn 100%)
Hero wins 129.5 BB

mate
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01-15-2022 , 09:40 AM
2nl is fun lol
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01-15-2022 , 12:16 PM
Stop wasting time on 2nl Sheesh. Not good for your game either just makes bad habits.
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01-16-2022 , 02:57 PM
I agree, go back to 10nlz, the rake is too high at 2z.
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01-16-2022 , 08:45 PM
All in good time (i hope)


I don't post how awful I play sometimes. Looks like I'm one of those spectrum players who can play well on form but my D game can still be cat-a-strophic.

Here are just some of the still 100+ total errors from 2nlz I haven't cleared yet:




And they're not really 2nlz errors. They're mostly station errors that are going to nuke my WR at any stake.



Still, I'm fairly confident when I master applying my A-game I can put the afterburners on and zip up the stakes rapidly enough but ONLY if I stop making these errors multitabling. I was reading something about how one blatant 100bb mistake can cost your WR up to 3 hours+ of grinding. This kind of behaviour is unacceptable if I'm ever going to grind out a living.

And truthfully, I don't regret dropping down at all. It took the pressure off and I was able to take more risks and adjust my fish thermostat. Granted, 90% of that boils down to 'just ****ing sigh-fold', but there are other little things too. A snap-raise by a fish, for example, is nearly always nutted, no matter how much you try and level yourself. I was missing a few of these fundamentals a year ago. imho
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01-16-2022 , 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Ceres
Granted, 90% of that boils down to 'just ****ing sigh-fold', but there are other little things too. A snap-raise by a fish, for example, is nearly always nutted, no matter how much you try and level yourself. I was missing a few of these fundamentals a year ago. imho
For me personally, I find that if I just take an extra few seconds before making my decision, I can make the correct one.

Far too often though, I'll just snap call when they raise, because "F U, I have 2 pair! There's no way you made your flush." Only to be shown a flush after calling.
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01-16-2022 , 09:43 PM
Yeah it's crap like that really. Calls that often make some sense in-game because they're reasonable assumptions or counter plays against regs, but versus fish pure overthink. I have to learn how to oscillate between the two PoVs on demand

I will try adding some timebanks in though, good tip!
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01-16-2022 , 10:31 PM
you should be posting hands with mistakes then, not just coolers. You also shouldnt have withdrawn your bank roll, you cant be that broke you were down to your micro bankroll to survive, sheesh.

Last edited by Jimmy Busto; 01-16-2022 at 10:37 PM.
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01-16-2022 , 10:56 PM
Quite a few assumptions in those statements
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01-16-2022 , 11:01 PM
like what
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01-17-2022 , 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Jimmy Busto
you
untrue

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should
should I?

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be posting hands with mistakes
I do. In strat, as it should be?

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not just coolers
You mean the one cooler I posted above (out of three) specifically to demonstrate good betting strat?

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You also shouldn't
shouldn't I??

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withdrawn your bankroll
it's more complicated than that

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you can't be that broke
can't I? Do they give out grants to learn poker yet? A cursory glance through this thread would reveal that there might, possibly, perhaps be other things in my life I don't care to explicitly bore a public forum to tears with on a regular basis. Let's call them 'extraneous variables'. We've all got them. Not here for a psychological eval though, I'm here to get better at poker and meet like-minded players and maybe have a laugh with it.

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down to your micro bankroll to survive
Vets.. are expensive.

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Sheesh
On this, we agree
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01-17-2022 , 12:58 AM
lul
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01-23-2022 , 01:38 PM
Struggled to hit my volume targets this week, through no want of trying. But that's ok. I'm eating better than I ever have my whole life and can't see how that won't amount to a more poker productive experience once I get through this painful detox phase.

To that end, while I'm waiting I thought I'd drop a few snappy reviews of all the training content I've consumed so far:



Grinders Manual - set me back two years

Red chip poker - deceptively well presented crap

Janda, Applications - unreadable

Janda, newer book- better, but suspicious reliance on Snowie > piosolver

Run it Once, 'essentials' - an abomination

Brokos, thinking poker - excellent, finally understood gto!

Modern Poker Theory - meh, what too meta looks like imo. Might need to reread though

Upswing - some peripheral good advice but 90% of videos are Ryan Fee mumbling like a dying/wizened old drunk and trailing off and checking his phone and you seriously start to consider whether, actually, throwing yourself down the stairs might not be a more per-minute efficient training method to hone your triple barreling

Overnight Monster - tbc


Didn't spend too much $$$ on most of this, thankfully (trial offers usually), but **** me there seems to be a lot of truly average, eye meltingly mediocre poker content out there billed as the good stuff and of course they mostly get away with it because we're all fish until we aren't. Plus there's such poor competition. Everybody seems obsessed with quantity > quality

Oh, one more, I have seen an illegal copy of Negreanu's 'Masterclass' too.

here's my review of that:..ahahahahahaha
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01-23-2022 , 01:56 PM
When some extremely high level players say Janda is worth reading, it’s probably worth paying attention to.

(I agree it is a bit difficult/dry in sections though)
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01-23-2022 , 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Ceres


Grinders Manual - set me back two years
Guffaw.

There's a lot of good to great stuff on YouTube nowadays, so much so that I can't imagine there's much value in your RIOs and Upswings, at least the essential or beginner packages.
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01-23-2022 , 06:06 PM
I am shocked you didnt like Grinders Manual. I loved it and thought it was a great start to understanding poker. I recommend it all the time.

Overnight Monster I would honestly expect to be garbage given how much of an inconsiderate, rude person the creator appears to be. Everything Ive heard about him makes him out to be awful, and everything about that course makes it seem like a cash grab.

I am curious to hear what you think of it.
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