Yum tatty womenz.

To anyone Ooo's not seen Peep show, it'll be a life changing experience. Jez will remind every single poker player who's ever existed of themselves.

*Same goes for Breaking bad (the best series ever made) obv.

Little buzzed atm, been drinking since I woke up today and then went out tonight with a buddy down here to a sports bar to watch the football game and then went to BadaBing (stripclub) to check it out. Right off the bat, I got the girl who was by far the hottest girl working in the club (buddy can confirm this) who just randomly walked up to me and we hit it off right away; probably spent about 1 hr with her while said buddy and I were shooting pool (he had a girl too), and we were just having a fun time. Then she had to go dance, she got off the stage and right away we went to the back and I got a dance from her...I was thoroughly disappointed though as she didn't do any sexual acts, huuuuge beat tbh ..was rlly wanting to bang her out.

So I was pretty soured out, just went back and me and my buddy sat at the bar and watched the girls for a while and finally got a girl that I liked to come up to me and ask me if I wanted 2 for 1 dances and then asked if I wanted sex or a BJ. Told her sure, she was the 3rd girl and I had turned the first 2 down, my buddy thought this was hilarious as I was just like straight telling "lol no" to the girls if I wasn't interested and not saying anything else. Anyway, went to the back with her, got my business done and then we left soon after as my buddy didn't want to get any sexual favors etc.

Leave the joint and we drop off my buddy first at his place as he's only like 3 mins from the club and I live way out of town obv and all is good til the military checkpoint when this happens (cliffs from skype convo with my buddy of MY SITUATION WITH THE MILITARY):
"He asked my taxi driver what my problem was as I guess I was visably upset and in spanish im like "mi problema es tu idiota, yo vivo aqui y usted sabe quien soy"...my problem is you idiot, i live right here (at Calafia) and you know that. And then he got in my face and i shoved him off me and just got back in the taxi and he didnt say ****. Taxi driver laughs and gets back in too and takes off."

***** BS

hit it off right away with a stripper. I repeat, you are so cute

its funny how he called him tu at the beginning (along with an idiot), but got more polite at the end using usted and sabe instead of sabes. Kinda glad to know the military is cool enough to **** around with people and take **** and not like hardasses who arrest you.

Would mexico be like perfect for grinding tournaments online, i live in europe and honestly i hate it so much that i need to play during the night and soemtimes even to morning, i am much more happy to start my day kind of early and start playing at about 10am-1pm and be done by 2-3am the latest.
If u dont want to party much can this place be good for 700$ for rent and bills for place + about 800$ for food? Is there any sense in moving there in summer or is it just too hot? What are the temperatures now there?

Paying for sex directly to somebody at a strip club and paying for sex indirectly by courting a loose female for a certain amount of time is functionally equivalent, except for the fact that the latter takes longer, and usually costs more. By taking the first option, you are sacrificing an often false sense of commitment for expediency. You are also running an increased risk of contracting something undesirable, not to mention having to live with the knowledge that anybody with x number of dollars could insert themselves in the same manner that you did.

Bottom line: Unless you are a person who either maintains celibacy, or is married, you hardly have any room to judge OP. You either value commitment before sex, or you don't. There is not much of a middle ground.

These hooker stories are great, make this thread crush the majority of boring challenge threads in this forum, keep up the good work

Hoesel getting dem Hoes. Confirmed ballin' outta control.

Just played my last hypers for 2011 so I could buy my $4000 bonus with FPP's and get the backer to wire me my next cashout. Felt like I played pretty well as I was 16 and less tabling for a while as I had someone on TVer watching me, once I hit 20+ though I definitely notice that I miss lots of spots/don't take optimal lines but wtf, gotta pump out those VPP's.

I will be going to bed very soon (yes, 5:45 and gonna be going to bed soon) and will hopefully run a huge MTT sesh (with 45s/180s to fill in) from 3am when the big 33 starts on Saturday morning and run it for ~40 hrs til Sunday night. Whenever I'm done on Sunday night, gonna go chill at a bar with my buddy and watch the Sunday night football game.

Below is todays graph, my monthly graph and then my yearly graph....this ****ing month was BS


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Lol yea, obv my Spanish isn't that good + I was buzzed, like I said on skype to you I didnt even realize I changed tenses/formality mid sentence to the guy.

I think they were surprised that I got so aggro with them, I'm guessing most people just back down since they're heavily armed military guys, they have no jurisdiction to arrest anyone either.

Yea Mexico is a pretty legit place to live. It's pretty cheap down here, my rent is $1000/month for my place (there's links to pics of my place in this thread) and I have a roommate so rent isnt bad at all. You can definitely get by with your other living expenses for $800 or less imo and as long as you don't hit up strip clubs/get hookers a lot, there isn't a lot of stuff down here to do where you would spend a lot of money down here.

Weather is nice down here, its in the 60's (15-18C) here during the day mostly now and the summer it's probably in the 90s (32-37C) which shouldnt be too bad since we have the ocean breeze down here which does cool it off quite a bit

Ya good post for sure

Haha yea, that's what I'm saying! I just try to keep it interesting; like this thread would be beyond boring if all I talked about was poker since it's such a monotonousness grind that I have.

Tyty, gl in 2012 to you, have you moved up stakes yet? Last time I was seriously grinding 180s, you were still pwning $2s, hope youve moved up!

. Gotta try

Sorry I don't feel like quoting, but as far as online tourney schedules. Asia = horrid. Euro = doable, but can kill your nightlife it seems (start 2-5pm, end around midnight) Mexico = great for early risers (start as early as 7am, good volume till 4).

My plans: South america next. 9-11am start, end around 6-7pm.

jfc, i guess thats only like 115 buyins under overall but seems so gross. Better luck in the new year and maybe ship a mtt or two in the last week.

I don't want to burst your bubble....but there isn't a Sunday night game this week. It's on saturday since sunday is christmas.

@Ruse: Yea its w/e, im so over poker/life right now it doesnt matter. Wake up and instantly start drinking, cool story imo

@brownie: Good call, ty for the HU

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Uhhh no mtt's saturday, probably not on sunday either. Will likely play hypers tho at some point each day. Have been watching tv shows like crazy tonight and itll probably continue into Saturday.

Likely will not play another MTT until TCOOP starts in January if I do not wake up in a good enough mental state to grind mtt's this sat or sun

Someone should let GB & Bears know they aren't playing on Sunday night....

Sigh ffs, okay yea, i thought there was a game. I just auto believed brownie when he posted, figuring he knew for sure. Now I did the smart thing and went to espn.com and saw I was right :P

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Uhhh just woke up, gonna maybe watch some football or maybe just game select stts for a while, not really sure.

Gla to everyone grinding, and have a good holiday

Nice progress man.

And what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico. Everything except Herpes that is.

Well today's been a relaxing day, just have laid around and drank while watching TV shows and football. Put in 2 sessions of game selecting $30-$100 stt's, got a TON of super soft games in. I also ran really well which obv helps .



My plan in theory for Sunday is to do the same, just game select stt's and then watch the Bear/Packer game tomorrow night.

Gl to anyone grinding on Christmas, to everyone else, have a good holiday




Hahaha . Hope not!

Lol the games were so absurdly soft today. I got in a couple soft $500 6mans and a soft $1000 6man which I ended up taking 2nd in. My first $500+ stt's since I played a few 1k/2k HUsng's against IceVenom (lol, worst idea ever) back in my degen days. Lost in a super std HU spot against the only other good reg in the game, my 22 that I 4b jammed into him losing to his 99.






Anyway, gonna go get ready for the pack/bears game which is probably already going!

im marked same colour as 8superpoker

Oh ****, yea i know who you are now. I was thinking I recognized the sn, but anyone that has as low of volume as you do on PS, I just auto mark a fish til I have reason not to...obv in 2 games not gonna see enough hands to give me extra infoz. Will def be switching it over now tho to another color

lol, cant wait to see what he marks me as...

Good thinking taking those resp gaming limits off. Run better next time

yeah those are all regs..

lol okay

only had a lot of people railing the 2k i just played with a similar lineup/few same from this game i posted and it was incredibly soft (blew a couple friends minds) just like the 1k and the 500s

ftr, 90% of regs suck

that 1k was as soft as most $30 hypers i play

are you backed for the 500's and 1k's?

im backed for everything

I know you don't really like talking strat in your log threads, but:
Obv you're never folding out 99, but I can't think of a situation where 22 is a super standard 4b jam - to me it's either super thin / close, or should probably have been openjammed in the first place. would be interesting to see the hand/stacks imo.