I'd like to preface this by letting you all know I'm well aware of how absurd the contents of this post will seem, and thus, I welcome the flames. If yas wanna come at me like this is BBV and mods turn their heads, I'm game...

I should also let you know that I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very many hands. Hands of which have now made me the deadliest human on the felt of any table I sit!!! As such, this challenge will only result in my triumphant victory to which I'll then move from point B to C.

/preface

This challenge is as simple as getting from point A to point B.

Point A = need $, can't reload.

Point B = still need $, still can't reload, but can grind with more than $11


BRM will be aggressive af in the beginning to get out of micro sngs and will be as follows:


- $1 sng's till ~$16.5+ to take a shot at the next level, a $5 sng.

- I'll be taking shots at tourneys in my specialty almost literally whenever I can. If a tourney is "good" enough, I'll leave myself 5 bis to the $1 sng's and go back to square 1.

- Sng's will mostly be to support my tourney variance till I no longer need them. If low volume becomes an issue, I'll add in more sng's. However in the beginning ROI is most important.

I'll post results, relative info, and answer questions/comments/concerns/flames sporadically throughout the day.

Decent start. Itm'd a few sng's, then finished 1st and 2nd in a couple tourneys

Still have a couple MTTs left. Will post some results when I finish.

Roll is currently around $200.

That escalated quickly. Haha GL bro

It did!

I itm'd another. Was 10 of 20 remaining and river bluffed a lot of my stack. I finished 16th of about 240 total.

As I was typing the above I busted the last one =/ Finished 17th of 160ish.

I'm not happy unless I finish first... If you're not first, you're last! But I can't complain.

Roll: $307

I'll be back at it tomorrow in about 10hrs.

Not a huge fan of how Ignition displays their transactions, but I don't use a hud, so this is the best I have for now.

I'll work on a better way of reporting results. I've been busy with non-poker stuff today, so I haven't had a chance to get working on this challenge yet, but I will be playing soon.

Maybe the main reason for creating this thread was to better motivate myself to put in volume... I'll have to try harder. Almost zero volume today.

But at least there's this...



I'm also itm'd in the other tourney, very short though. Will update again once I finish for the day.

fun thread. gl.

I was hoping to close out the challenge today, but I'll be back for more tomorrow.

Here's how I finished in the $33.




Here's Ignition's horrid stats view for the day... The stats aren't horrid, just the view.

**You'll note at the bottom that we cashed out a couple hundo to start the day
**Had I needed to, I'd have thrown it back on, but lucky me.




Roll: $631

Thanks!

Hopefully a short one too!

Played ~40-45 sngs and mtts(including reentry) today. Some true heartbreakers tonight. Still need more volume. Gonna do a volume challenge next. Will post some pics later. Sleep now.

Roll: ~$925

love it bra this thread seems a little too good to be true. str8 up crushing on an anonymous site like bovada seems a little sketchy

Whats sketchy about winning ?

Didn't you read my opening? I'm basically the poker version of the guy from Taken.

I went deep-ish in the $162 and $55 finishing 54th and 24th respectively. Some siiiick hands for all the chips in each haunted my night's sleep. I took 4th in a $22 pko that I definitely should've placed better in. Iirc I got 3 outed on the riv 4 handed for 60% chips in play and a ~$60 bounty. I bubbled 3 others due to me not paying attention to how many people were left... I literally was like 2nd of ~60, 2 away from ITM, and bubbled

All jokes aside USAPaistings, supposedly I'm a talented player, but lack ambition and some other things that make normal people normal.

After I complete this challenge later today, I'll begin a volume challenge.


If anyone wants screenshots of w/e just let me know. Otherwise, I'm going to work on a better way to report results here.

Thanks for reading.
-Jar0

We'll go ahead and call this challenge completed. I technically crossed over the $1k mark already, but went 0fer in ~$200 worth of mtts. I'll go over some info and see how I want to construct my volume challenge.