thought i would come entertain you guys since this forum is so dead. heres some keli like hands. i know the money isnt the same, but i can guarantee that none of you run this shi*ty BB value wise. its unreal how much trash ive been hit with and had a BE stretch of 100k hands last month with -5k in EV and to start this month like this? f*ck you stars. you mothing f*cking offshore f*cks.............


Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $256.30
SB: $190.05
BB: $40.00
UTG: $200.00
UTG+1: $210.65
Hero (MP1): $101.80
MP2: $250.05
CO: $286.45

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is MP1 with K Q
2 folds, Hero raises to $6, 2 folds, BTN raises to $17, 2 folds, Hero calls $11

Flop: ($37.00) Q 6 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $22, Hero calls $22

Turn: ($81.00) K (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $50, Hero raises to $62.80 all in, BTN calls $12.80

River: ($206.60) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $206.60
BTN shows 9 9 (three of a kind, Nines)
Hero shows K Q (two pair, Kings and Queens)
BTN wins $203.60
(Rake: $3.00)


Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (UTG): $143.60
UTG+1: $121.05
UTG+2: $238.90
MP1: $405.50
MP2: $167.40
CO: $291.35
BTN: $33.00
SB: $46.00
BB: $200.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is UTG with T 9
Hero raises to $4, 7 folds, BB raises to $20, Hero calls $16

Flop: ($41.00) 9 T J (2 players)
BB bets $14, Hero raises to $123.60 all in, BB calls $109.60

Turn: ($288.20) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($288.20) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $288.20
Hero mucks T 9
BB shows K K (a straight, Ten to Ace)
BB wins $285.20
(Rake: $3.00)


Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $45.20
SB: $109.20
BB: $179.00
Hero (UTG): $137.20
UTG+1: $174.60
UTG+2: $37.80
MP1: $200.00
MP2: $213.00
CO: $167.35

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is UTG with Q Q
Hero raises to $6, 1 fold, UTG+2 calls $6, 6 folds

Flop: ($15.00) 7 3 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $8, UTG+2 raises to $31.80 all in, Hero calls $23.80

Turn: ($78.60) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($78.60) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $78.60
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
UTG+2 shows A 5 (a straight, Ace to Five)
UTG+2 wins $75.60
(Rake: $3.00)

Got (wrongly) towed for $140 today. Apparently, they don't consider you a customer of a laundromat if you're not actually inside, which is completely ******ed and wrong. Unfortunately, small claims court would cost like eight times the towing fee, so I'm ****ed. I told the company that called it in to go **** themselves, and they threatened to call the police.

yeah, gomuk was nice enough to call me too next time i hope to chill with some of you guys. selfnote : dont get raped by dice so you actually have a good time in vegas............

Oops, Chris...I read that as "identiFy" instead of "identiTy." I already told you I'm TripCCC.

kos cencor your ****ing screen-name.

No wai...I'm super proud to play an unexploitable 9/2 style.

LOL. But generally, this is what I think about 9/2 players:

9 -> IQ
2 -> dick size

Unexploitable IMO!

wat

Wat, wat? Don't post 3 letter long posts because this forum is officiallu dead.

Anyway kos is Trip.CCCC and I said 9/2 guys are not **** sapiens.

Also I am officially drunk now, if anyone wants to play .0.25/0.50 HU ,we will do that (I will hit-run after double up or losing BI)

hahaha this was a hilarious conversation.....dont do it Kos!

My Sept so far, getting the brag in before huge downswing

. - * and other symbols don't affect google searches

I'm 99% sure I know who this is....

But no, if I was TripCCC, I would probably kill myself out of embarassment.

You are not TripCCC??? Level?

HU4 ROLZ/Outing?

I wish I was TripCCC, but I'm just not that good.

TripCCC is actually my younger brother :/

quit being dbags he reads this forum

So he's the one.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...d.php?t=292462

Barney Frank says UIGEA will be repealed in 2009

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I hate donkaments already.

haha this place sucks im going to sfr

who are you

If it weren't for you, schwallie, I would never find out what's going on. For some reason, I keep forgetting to look in on the legislation forum. Thanks for the update.

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on another note--you guys up here are doing pretty well without us caged animals--lots of interesting hands getting posted with awesome strat discussions, lots of lively antics in this chat thread, and not a "should I fold these pocket kings preflop?" thread to be found anywhere. Nice.

headed back to my cage, ttyl, ballers.

yo any of you guys living in vegas or on vacation? Me Coordi and QeeHotay are here for September. If any of you FR guys will be around send me a PM and we can all meet up.

yo ptero uf im ever ub vegas uimna hit you up son