5/5 NLHE 4 handed (yes)
Table - about to break, everyone is down, Banana the least, only 100 or so. We're playing auf schweiz and the game is super passive and sticky but we're not getting many hands. Everyone wants to make something happen and opens have been unusually large in general (30-60 CHF over 5 BB) and even larger in the last two orbits (70-100 CHF).
Banana - Has 915 CHF from his 1k BI. Has the nittiest image at the table by far. BTN. 915.
V - MAWG. Very white collar. Very european. Mid-50s. Looking back on a life of success and fortune. VPIP about 80%. Donking a ton on all sorts of flops. Donking turn when flop checks through almost 100%. On my immediate right so that's nice. Covers. UTG/MP/LJ/HJ/CO.
HH - 3 limps to H (including V in CO) who sees K
Q
and opens to 30, only V calls. HU IP. Flop 9
6
3
check check, Turn 6
V bets 30, H calls (early in session and no reads), River 9
Check check and V has K
5
for a chop.
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V opens 105 over the 5 CHF BB, H sees A
9
and calls, SB folds ..seat open..., BB (barely knows how to play poker, bets 5x pot when he has it and check calls otherwise, 100% VPIP) also calls. 3-ways IP.
Flop 315 - 9
5
2
BB checks, V bets 200, BB folds out of turn wanting to see the last hand and grabbing a rack, Banana? You've got 810 back and the pot is 515...