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dont take this the wrong way mang u know i love u.

I can not tell u how many times I have heard a similar line come out of some omc's mouf at the poker table regarding pokerz

Good point. He probably has a lot more online fight experience than me. I'm just a live player so don't have nearly as much volume.

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10-24-2020 , 12:13 PM

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Mr Spyutastic

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Originally Posted by Randal_Graves

I watched Bloodsport for the first time last week so I feel like I'm making up for a ton of lost time.

This is just disgraceful. But you do have a good point. Chong Li was 100% to win that tournament. Frank Dux was a good value pick.

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10-24-2020 , 12:17 PM

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Randal_Graves

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I read Frank Dux's wikipedia after that movie cuz the stats they put up the end were such a joke and there was no way they were real. "FASTEST RECORDED KICK AT KUMATE 76.54 MPH".

Turns out the dudes entire life was a lie LOL.

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10-24-2020 , 12:19 PM

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squid face

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Chong Li did have a nice set o tittays and should a won

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10-24-2020 , 12:20 PM

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Randal_Graves

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Originally Posted by squid face

Chong Li did have a nice set o tittays and should a won

MF knew it too. Kept flexing those fun bags.

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10-24-2020 , 12:22 PM

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RobFarha

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So is there a bet here or?

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10-24-2020 , 12:23 PM

#22083

Randal_Graves

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My 2p2 DM's are drier than your IG DM's

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10-24-2020 , 12:23 PM

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Mr Spyutastic

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Yeah a complete fraud. Also 56 consecutive KOs in a single tournament lol.

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10-24-2020 , 12:24 PM

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Mr Spyutastic

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Originally Posted by RobFarha

So is there a bet here or?

I don't have infinite $ unfortunately. I'm working on it though.

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10-24-2020 , 12:25 PM

#22086

RoadtoPro

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Originally Posted by Randal_Graves

My 2p2 DM's are drier than your tinder DM's

FYP

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10-24-2020 , 12:30 PM

#22087

miamicheats

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You break my record, I break you.

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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10-24-2020 , 12:30 PM

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squid face

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RTP - you r forgetting Mr. Farha ticks all the boxes

custom vegas home...check
retired....check
can string together an almost coherent sentence in chinese....check
can almost dunk....check

dudes tinder dm r clearly overflowing

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10-24-2020 , 12:34 PM

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RoadtoPro

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[ ] height

Spoiler:

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10-24-2020 , 12:37 PM

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RobFarha

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All hail china

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10-24-2020 , 12:38 PM

#22091

RobFarha

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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro

[ ] height

[x] got laid within the last 12 hours

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10-24-2020 , 12:42 PM

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prairiebreeze

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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher

what I learned from that are that world records are easy to come by.

They are. I lay claim to having a part in two world records.

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10-24-2020 , 12:44 PM

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RobFarha

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Originally Posted by prairiebreeze

They are. I lay claim to having a part in two world records.

I know the one about most guys in 24hrs what’s the other one

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10-24-2020 , 12:44 PM

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RoadtoPro

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By the way guys this is insider information because I

you guys. you can thank me later.

get your self to Dallas

each of the other card rooms when they first opened were like 2006 poker from what I hear

deepstack action with players who barely know hand rankings

I am talking deepstack as in $5500 eff in a 1/3 game. That was rare but how often does that happen in Vegas?

I did not have the fortune of experiencing this because I was one of those whales learning how to play when this happened

this information should apply for a while.

sincerely,
former whale
current fish

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10-24-2020 , 12:45 PM

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prairiebreeze

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Originally Posted by Randal_Graves

Whoever says Khabib wins 100% doesn’t know what they’re talking about

Did Rob just say bww has decent wings for a chain?

RG are you going to hook up the crew here with proper wings and hen the 1/1 game rolls into town (maybe) next year?

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10-24-2020 , 12:46 PM

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XtraScratch8

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Originally Posted by Randal_Graves

Incoming RTP dragging my corpse over a +317 underdog pick when he loses.

*how I felt when the Raptors lost.

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10-24-2020 , 12:47 PM

#22097

squid face

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Originally Posted by prairiebreeze

They are. I lay claim to having a part in two world records.

dont leave us hanging! give us details

I was a tech for a pal o mine when she broke the record for top speed on a mountain bike in the snow in les arcs

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10-24-2020 , 12:47 PM

#22098

RobFarha

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Wait Dallas TX has good poker games ? Jesus Christ ok on my way

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10-24-2020 , 12:51 PM

#22099

prairiebreeze

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Originally Posted by RobFarha

I know the one about most guys in 24hrs what’s the other one

Dafuq Rob?

One is work related, the other happened on a whim because we happened to be right place right time.

Should prolly check to make sure they both are still records.

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10-24-2020 , 12:51 PM

#22100

RoadtoPro

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well TCH just opened up today.

with the pandemic take it with a healing pile of salt and everything but anyways....

obv don’t share let’s keep this proprietary information between us

Dallas: 1.3 mil population

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