One time I forgot my wallet on a night out on the strip with a girl on first date

One time I spent $0 and invited a girl to come over after work and drink at my place. No date. Had sex. She wanted to date me afterwards but I didn't want her like that.

What is this constant obsession with sex? I mean I like it as much as anyone, but context matters and you can have fun without it too.

I agree sabr. I wish girls would stop constantly trying to **** me as it gets annoying (in context, which matters) and just focus more on being confident and enjoying life

Sex is like the micros for me. I’m all about the emotional and spiritual connection haha

lol

yeah man, you're not just a piece of meat. it would be respectful if they at least tried to get to know you first

3 fun things that have happened in the past few days

- work email was hacked and clients were approached from an email looking like it was from me with new bank details and aggressive requests for bill payments
- wife was told half her team were losing their jobs and she needed to turn round a presentation within 24 hours on why she should keep hers....amazingly, in a group presentation with her other team members!
-12 yr old daughter stole money from my wallet and attempted to buy pot

Sabr became a ladies man. RobFarha is suddenly the GOAT thread comedian.

Get ILCD back in here and Pen Magic will make a celebrity chef.

1. yikes, hope it doesn't have lasting damage are police involved?

2. lolmanagement

3. time for an allowance

she gets one, but she needs it for the Vapes she's into

@RtP You are still the proverbial kid living in his mom's basement. Get back to us when you have a monthly nut to hit and you've been running bad for the last 8 weeks.

@fw Better set up a stronger password on your computer and change it frequently. One kid maxed out their overdraft protection (it came as a standard feature when she opened the account originally) and the other was using his mother's bank log in because "they couldn't log in to his account" otherwise. I had to literally drag her to the bank to have them tell her he could have his own log in which wasn't connected to her accounts because she didn't believe me. He was withdrawing money several times a month.

YepThe hacker stuff was crazy.

I strongly encourage you all to make sure your passwords are all different. It turns out my Microsoft password was the same as a store one and they used one to access the other, got into my email, found the invoices in my sent items and then waited til they were overdue and sent reminders and changed banking details etc

What color was the rose?

3 straight wins baybee! I love dem SABRags™!

Red.

Classic.

Can’t go wrong with that!

Jesus

1. Sucks and is becoming a rampant problem. Hopefully your clients contacted you and are helping report it as spam.
2.thats ****ing nuts. What industry does she work in?
3. She should’ve just asked imo

IIRC, Rapini used to ban people for posting +1.

Sorry to hear about your issues, feelie. #3 is pretty standard, but 12 seems awfully early for it. #1 is scary and I hope no one fell for it. #2 I have to admit I'd be tempted to make my slide on the "take this job and shove it" lines. That is so utterly disrespectful.

FW - was the weed any good?

Did you woo her with waffle house themed songs from the jukebox?

Thinking "Special Lady at the Waffle house" to start.


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Lol didn't read but you're married for umpteen years with rug rats so dating advice from you would be as useful as dating advice from 67o, except the opposite end of the spectrum and I do mean spectrum.

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Jeez Feelie, if you need me to re-send my stuff to you just let me know.

seem to remember the single rose strat was a standard go to move in many teen exploitation films from the 80s.

sometimes i lay back and imagine a tv show where squid and zoltan are roommates and they get into all kinds of schenagans like squid accidentally brings zoltan's abduction bag to swingers party instead of the s&m bag and hilarity ensues when people are unable to get out of the handcuffs and mistake the chloroform for liquid acid and then when zoltan comes to bail them out he learns about consentual love

Also from a well known reality romance show

Or to get Madeline Kahn to say it instead of a sock: https://yarn.co/yarn-clip/embed-test...f-fead1912697e