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lol That Benger vs Kassouf incident was so cringy. Rare you run into two people who both deserve to have their entrails eaten by rats while still alive in the same place, but there they were.

QFT

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Originally Posted by rickroll

Basketball>Zoltan>Kassouf>Dnegs>Benger

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Originally Posted by prairiebreeze

2 > 1 > 4 > 5 > 3

Kassouf is people’s exhibit 1 of why countries couldn’t separate from Britain fast enough.

These ratings are correct.

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07-29-2020 , 12:43 PM

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squid face

ChatThreadPrez

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 11,479

they ahh now price gouging lobstas ovah heah, they ahh chah-gin 5.77$/lb could only affohd to get 3 foh grillin tonight. Had to blow off grilling yesterday as boating was mandatory due to the spectacular weather

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07-29-2020 , 03:08 PM

#17378

SABR42

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 23,076

Just had a 12-hour session where I won $12K, but pretty annoyed it wasn't $25K.

Played a whale 3-handed and then HU at $25/50 and several times came close to busting him but he always got bailed out by a scary river card that made him not pay me off. Eventually he goes on a run and coolers me in a $15K pot (full house vs flush in a 3-bet pot). So kinda annoyed but can't complain too much.

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07-29-2020 , 03:31 PM

#17379

Mr Spyutastic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 15,149

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Originally Posted by squid face

You are single handedly driving the prices up haha.

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07-29-2020 , 03:33 PM

#17380

RoadtoPro

Carpal \'Tunnel

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07-29-2020 , 05:07 PM

#17381

miamicheats

i finance dead fish

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 17,146

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Originally Posted by squid face

U got hozd ! I herd teh playc don teh streat iz celin dem fer five - o - for eh pop

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07-29-2020 , 05:43 PM

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squid face

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So just finished feasting

Using Dmw's video we Par boiled em for 3 minutes. Then removed the claws and butterflied the talis. Grilled the claws for 4 mins per side. Started with the body/tail in its normal orientation (butterfly side down) to sear. After 4 mins flipped and put their juices on from splitting em. 2 mins later we added a butter/garlic sauce similar to the video.

Used standard grill as did not have access to wood as the video. Results were outstanding flavor and tenderness. Would do again.

Following this up with a sunset cruise on the boat.

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07-29-2020 , 06:00 PM

#17383

pokerodox

The Situation

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 4,889

Price gouge this. (I saw what you did.)

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07-29-2020 , 08:01 PM

#17384

RoadtoPro

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2019 Posts: 6,600

car won’t turn on in the middle of Interstate 10. It is 110 degrees :/

RIP haha

The majority of my possessions are in teh vehicle

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07-29-2020 , 08:54 PM

#17385

DeadMoneyWalking

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 32,369

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Originally Posted by squid face

Glad to hear it. how do you tell when a shelled food is ready to come off?

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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro

car won’t turn on in the middle of Interstate 10. It is 110 degrees :/

RIP haha

The majority of my possessions are in teh vehicle

Remember to turn yourself every 4 minutes.

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07-29-2020 , 09:00 PM

#17386

jrr63

The Situation

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,465

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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro

car won’t turn on in the middle of Interstate 10. It is 110 degrees :/

RIP haha

The majority of my possessions are in teh vehicle

AAA is your friend in these situations

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07-29-2020 , 09:11 PM

#17387

DeadMoneyWalking

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 32,369

Seriously though, RTP PM me if you need an extraction mission.

also I think your insurance co generally already does everything AAA.

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07-29-2020 , 10:02 PM

#17388

squid face

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Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 11,479

DMW - with the claws which are obv in the shell I just went with wat they recommended in the video 4 mins per side. With the tails that were butterflied I went slightly longer than suggested as they did not brown up. They were able to lower their grill right down to the wood and my grill is fixed. I poked them with my finger as he suggests to test firmness...and for a total rook @ grillin shellfish I was quite pleased with the result

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07-29-2020 , 10:35 PM

#17389

RobFarha

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Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 9,685

i want two bets

Polk.

Match to not happen

holla at me if you interested

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07-29-2020 , 10:35 PM

#17390

Garick

Oberbiergenießer

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 26,524

RtP, you OK? Anything we can do to help?

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07-30-2020 , 12:45 AM

#17391

BigSkip

The Situation

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 19,989

I have entered into an emotionally abusive relationship with pocket pairs and AQ/AK. Probably not healthy for me to be around them anymore.

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07-30-2020 , 12:57 AM

#17392

BiteMeFish

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Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 5,586

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Originally Posted by BigSkip

I have entered into an emotionally abusive relationship with pocket pairs and AQ/AK. Probably not healthy for me to be around them anymore.

Last night I cracked KK w AKs and an hour later lost with AhKh to AdKc on AcXcXcXc. Love hate.

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07-30-2020 , 12:59 AM

#17393

BigSkip

The Situation

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 19,989

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Originally Posted by BiteMeFish

Last night I cracked KK w AKs and an hour later lost with AhKh to AdKc on AcXcXcXc. Love hate.

I am running so far below EV right now it's burying me. The 15 and 18 outters...shew. But if they need 2 or 3, book it.

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07-30-2020 , 01:05 AM

#17394

Mr Spyutastic

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I don't know how you can keep playing. You are a true sadist.

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07-30-2020 , 01:09 AM

#17395

BigSkip

The Situation

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 19,989

Boredom. If life was normal I wouldn't even look at poker.

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07-30-2020 , 06:57 AM

#17396

SABR42

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 23,076

I can't imagine running like that and playing "for fun."

I don't have a choice but you do lol.

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07-30-2020 , 08:52 AM

#17397

prairiebreeze

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Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 4,681

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Originally Posted by BigSkip

I have entered into an emotionally abusive relationship with pocket pairs and AQ/AK. Probably not healthy for me to be around them anymore.

Suited wheel aces are there for you bro, usually in a red headed nymphomaniac kind of way.

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07-30-2020 , 09:44 AM

#17398

SABR42

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Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 23,076

Playing in a $5/10 right now.

Player A straddles for $50. Player B re-straddles for $100. Player C re-straddles for $200. Player B says **** it and re-straddles all-in for $2000.

I pick up 99 and ship it for $3000 with 7 players behind me. Folds around and I hold vs K3o.

Decent game.

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07-30-2020 , 09:53 AM

#17399

squid face

ChatThreadPrez

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 11,479

meh, u were lucky that he got unlucky

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07-30-2020 , 09:56 AM

#17400

Badreg2017

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 1,682

Congrats on the free money. Glad 99 worked out for you. Reminds me of a hand I saw:

I was in a T/T game once where the entire table straddled and restraddled from UTG to BU (we were either 7 or 8 handed). SB pro first to act ships like 3k and change with 99. BU takes about 5 seconds before calling off with 24s and gets there.

Funny enough it wasn’t that amazing of a game overall. BU was the only huge spot.

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