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12-03-2019 , 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Donat3llo
How many belong to LCD Soundsystem?


Not a bad guess. Certainly a possibility!
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12-03-2019 , 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by bwslim69
Sorry yes THIS decade
They still sell albums?
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12-03-2019 , 09:43 PM
GG

You still have an iPod? If it's 1st gen my already great respect for you just doubled.
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12-03-2019 , 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by CowboyCold
GG



You still have an iPod? If it's 1st gen my already great respect for you just doubled.


My kid uses a 1st gen iPod nano for white noise every night, only slightly newer than 1st gen iPod
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12-03-2019 , 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by bwslim69
Yeah they are really missing Gronk.

Have not seen the Bills much at all. Not worried tho. Just hope they aren't peaking too early. Only team that worries me if they keep playing like this is Chiefs. They can score a **** ton of points.

Of course it is a week to week league but winning @Seattle, NE, Houston, @LAR, SF (with @ lol Cin thrown in for hahahas) in successive weeks is pretty ****ing solid. Frankly, yesterday's game was the only one that the result was ever in question.

Go back to rooting for the Redskins, jabroni.
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12-03-2019 , 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Lurshy
They still sell albums?


Only to GG
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12-03-2019 , 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by bwslim69
We have a Peloton. It's great and convenient.

Obv it's terrible given above statement. JFC NO POWER METER LOL FIRE ROAD-LIVIN RICHIE MCRICHERSONS GTFO AND ACTUALLY RIDE A BIKE WITH WHEELS
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12-03-2019 , 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Koss
lol that ad is targeted at a stereotype of certain people that im not sure actually exist.

Hey slim you hear that? YOUR WIFE IS A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION, WHO THE **** ARE YOU WRITING CHECKS TO FOR YOUR IMAGINARY KIDS EDUCATION ANYWAY?
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12-03-2019 , 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by bwslim69
IDK. But it's a very well made bike at least compared to some of the commercial grade bikes I've been on. Some of the lower price point bikes are pieces of ****. Even in the store they look like they won't last long


Classes are good with a good bit of variety. I'm generally pleased with it

No, it's a piece of **** for gym bunnies who are unable to interact with human beings IRL.
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12-03-2019 , 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Donat3llo
Couldn't imagine I would enjoy a peloton, I don't like using my indoor trainer as it is...super boring for longer distance rides. I use zwift and am still not a huge fan.

I have several testicles I will sell you for $350k, and a pair of goretex bibs for $350. That will allow you to ride outside and prove to the world you're not the vagine that the pen understands you to be.
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12-03-2019 , 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by bwslim69
Of course. It is an unnecessary luxury item.

I suppose you could cancel the monthly and just use it as "normal" stationary bike.

TBF the wife belonged to a yoga studio before we got the bike that she no longer belongs to. The monthly there was more than the Peloton monthly. She now takes the yoga classes through Peloton (although she does go to the studio with friends or w/e once a month or so and pays the $10 guest fee or whatever it is)

Come for the bike, stay for the yoga classes? Sure why not.
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12-03-2019 , 10:20 PM
STFU Zoltan
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12-03-2019 , 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by bwslim69
I will name my top 10 records of the decade. O/U on the number that GG will have heard more than 3 tracks from.
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Originally Posted by bwslim69
Sorry yes THIS decade

GODDAMMIT was hoping for the 80's. Not like it matters, you would still be wrong.


Sorry no Natalie in this decade.
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12-03-2019 , 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by bwslim69
Have you heard of Spotify or Apple Music or anything like that?

fyp
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12-03-2019 , 10:24 PM
Garlick, let's just go ahead and **** tardpen v2.0 at ~350 mmmkay?
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12-03-2019 , 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
STFU Zoltan


+1
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12-03-2019 , 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by johnny_on_the_spot
curious how a Peloton's convenience stacks up next to other stationary bikes.

It doesn't


https://www.wahoofitness.com/devices...kickr-bike/buy


https://www.bicycling.com/bikes-gear...r-bike-review/
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12-03-2019 , 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Garick
Four whole pounds, in just a year? Come on, man. At least make it believable!
would you believe 82 yr old female bodybuilder?

vs burglar??

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Originally Posted by Koss
Its barely a step above the juicero. Take an already common product, connect it to the internet, then run off into the desert with the vc money.
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Originally Posted by Lurshy
They still sell albums?
stay tuned to find out I guess
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12-03-2019 , 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by zoltan
GODDAMMIT was hoping for the 80's. Not like it matters, you would still be wrong.


Sorry no Natalie in this decade.


Can I trade one Zollie to get 1 Bowie and 1 Mark Hollis back? Please?
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12-04-2019 , 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted by zoltan
I have several testicles I will sell you for $350k, and a pair of goretex bibs for $350. That will allow you to ride outside and prove to the world you're not the vagine that the pen understands you to be.
Less talk, more rogaine
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12-04-2019 , 07:50 AM
Has anyone played on Global poker? I’m thinking about putting some money on there so I can play while I’m sitting at work doing nothing for these 12 hour shifts. Doesn’t seem too bad playing on mobile.
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12-04-2019 , 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by bwslim69
Yeah they are really missing Gronk.



Have not seen the Bills much at all. Not worried tho. Just hope they aren't peaking too early. Only team that worries me if they keep playing like this is Chiefs. They can score a **** ton of points.



Of course it is a week to week league but winning @Seattle, NE, Houston, @LAR, SF (with @ lol Cin thrown in for hahahas) in successive weeks is pretty ****ing solid. Frankly, yesterday's game was the only one that the result was ever in question.


This season is proof how good of a coach Belichick is.


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12-04-2019 , 09:17 AM
Zoltan you seem to be extra anxious... Perhaps the perineum suning?
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12-04-2019 , 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by AlanBostick
Peloton is laughably terrible. The company is yet another one of those startups, like Uber or WeWork, whose business model seems to be "VCs are suckers; let's rook them for as much as we can."
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Originally Posted by Koss
Its barely a step above the juicero. Take an already common product, connect it to the internet, then run off into the desert with the vc money.
it's not VCs it's LPs, they are investing the money of others who specifically looking for absurdly high risk stuff that could all get wiped, if they wanted a rational investment, they wouldn't park it with a vc

hence the vcs look for nothing but moonshots, i work with a few early stage vcs and they are totally up front that they'll just throw a little bit of money at anyone they think has that 100x potential regardless of how crap the company is because they are looking for 1 in 100 to suceed and that one that succeeds will be more profitable than if they invested in 100 normal businesses without that absurd ceilings but with safety nets

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Originally Posted by bwslim69
I wouldn't buy the stock as I don't see a wide enough mote for them but they have virtually nothing in common with Uber and WeWork other than a high public valuation.

Also the common thread of a lot of these unicorns is:

Exemplary Product
Disastrous Financials
yup, ipoing is how they wash their hands of them so that's more done as an exit practice for the old investors, it's ironic how the founders are often stuck to holding the stock and selling is viewed as a bad sign while the vcs are able to liquidate and nobody thinks twice about them doing so

also, the absurd valuations we've seen in the past few years is because saudi arabia has been so eager to invest and because only softbank would take their money, there was suddenly a single investment firm with a mandate to invest in big tech and a boatload of cash but the people investing it didn't actually own any of it so they were just focused on getting a deal done rather than at a proper price

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Originally Posted by squid face
Buying the missus a piece of workout equipment for the holidays is akin to buying her a really sweet vacuum cleaner. Unless she specifically axes u for it...big mistake and u prolly are not getting laid for quite some time

get her a rock and tell her to hump that sht around for a while. She will b tough as phuc and it dont cost nuttin
quality posting
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12-04-2019 , 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by LolPony
Has anyone played on Global poker? I’m thinking about putting some money on there so I can play while I’m sitting at work doing nothing for these 12 hour shifts. Doesn’t seem too bad playing on mobile.
Never played global. Why not ignition? You can play cash on mobile.
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