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05-26-2024 , 08:01 PM

#45701

feel wrath

The Situation

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 30,291

oof

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05-26-2024 , 09:53 PM

#45702

feel wrath

The Situation

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 30,291

Quote:

Originally Posted by venice10

Ski season can't come fast enough and I don't ski.

it.

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05-27-2024 , 12:12 AM

#45703

Donat3llo

Faster Than Ski Patrol

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 23,056

More nicknames:
Half sack
Obi One Cajone

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05-27-2024 , 12:20 AM

#45704

AcePlayerDeluxe

1st Gear Pinned

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,138

Quote:

Originally Posted by venice10

Ski season can't come fast enough and I don't ski.

Not sure if serious, but if so, the answer is easy. Call your friend that you haven't seen in years but love very much and ask him how he feels about it.

I knew you were a boarder!

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05-27-2024 , 12:25 AM

#45705

PointlessWords

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2020 Posts: 5,089

Quote:

Originally Posted by feel wrath

don't **** your friend's wife

call your landlord. then the cops

We owning. His landlord refuses to respond to my texts but they all show delivered on iMessage

Cops said I have to call them and wait on non emergency line next time he does it

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05-27-2024 , 12:28 AM

#45706

PointlessWords

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2020 Posts: 5,089

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnny_on_the_spot

Agree with all of this.

How do people really need to be told not to **** their friend’s spouses without their knowledge? If it’s with their knowledge then why are you asking us…

I’m not sure the etiquette here and I don’t wanna be rude.

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Originally Posted by venice10

I feel like I’m just going to ignore it. He either doesn’t know she’s tryna bone OR he knows and he’s ok with it imo

Either way I think just ignoring it is best. But wasn’t sure

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05-27-2024 , 11:11 AM

#45707

squid face

ChatThreadPrez

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 11,565

next time she brings up adult time look at her point blank and ask "how long have you and (friends name) been in the lifestyle"? If they are ackshual swingers in the swinging lifestyle she will perk right up and tell you. If she is confused in any way then she is going behind his back and yer pal is not hip to her shenanigans imo.

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05-27-2024 , 11:18 AM

#45708

gobbledygeek

Poet Laureate of LLSNL

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 36,301

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Originally Posted by Donat3llo

Obi One Cajone

Lol'ed.

GgoodlucktoPrairieJrG

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05-27-2024 , 02:02 PM

#45709

Garick

Oberbiergenießer

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 26,676

Happy Memorial Day, degens.

Today we remember Prairie Jr.'s bombombedero.

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05-27-2024 , 03:22 PM

#45710

AlanBostick

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 11,645

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Originally Posted by squid face

This is not as good advice as one might think. There are all sorts of things that could be going on here, and lifestyle swinging is nowhere near the top of the list. The swinging world is its own little island, and not everyone who is interested in sex beyond the bounds of marriage is clued into it.

PointlessWords' description of what happened is scant; but based on the scant evidence, the conclusion I leap to is that friend's wife has a hankering for getting done by two guys at once, and she has singled out PW as the unicorn. This is rather different from lifestyle swinging, which is more like ritualized partner-swapping.

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05-27-2024 , 03:28 PM

#45711

PointlessWords

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2020 Posts: 5,089

I could be overthinking it but I feel like it’s some kinda thing they have agreed to explore together but that’s not something I’d like to do. And I feel like addressing it would be really weird!

I will bring my swimsuit next time , problem solved.

Hanging out getting drunk with friend and wife, wife asks a couple times to get in hot tub and have adult fun n drinks

Hangout with wife and friend again, same conversation but this time it’s naked adult fun. The vibes I get are in tune with mr bostick said.

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05-27-2024 , 04:47 PM

#45712

squid face

ChatThreadPrez

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 11,565

I personally am not into mincing around. My response "how long you bin in the lifestyle" is 100% non judgemental and simply brings around a conversation that most likely needs to happen. Or you can dick around and get wierd about it and be uncomfortable.

ETA Lifestyle - ritualized partner swap is simply 1 aspect. +1 be it M or F happens all the time

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05-27-2024 , 04:52 PM

#45713

feel wrath

The Situation

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 30,291

Idk man.

Am not a swinger so w/e my mindset is prolly out of whack but why would you want to **** your friend’s wife anyway? So many things that can go wrong in different ways in the short, medium and long term and the only ‘go right’ is to get a root and you can do that in a ton of other places

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05-27-2024 , 04:58 PM

#45714

squid face

ChatThreadPrez

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 11,565

maybe he likes to watch his pals drill his wife. The permutations on this one are high. Only one way to find out and that is to have a convo. The convo can be, "well good for you guys but that is a boundry I would prefer not to cross". Communication is difficult. I have always found being direct works best for me.

Last edited by squid face; 05-27-2024 at 05:07 PM.

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05-27-2024 , 06:14 PM

#45715

johnny_on_the_spot

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 11,652

I’ve seen this kind of stuff on some websites I’ve viewed before. Do any of you happen to also be step mothers?

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05-27-2024 , 06:39 PM

#45716

DeadMoneyWalking

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 32,402

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnny_on_the_spot

I’ve seen this kind of stuff on some websites I’ve viewed before. Do any of you happen to also be step mothers?

too hot imo,

happy memorial day...

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05-27-2024 , 07:46 PM

#45717

AcePlayerDeluxe

1st Gear Pinned

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,138

PointlessWords has the Letter Kenny swingers episode written all over it. Get out of the hot tub and go grab a Puppers is the correct play.

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05-27-2024 , 08:09 PM

#45718

Donat3llo

Faster Than Ski Patrol

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 23,056

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Originally Posted by AcePlayerDeluxe

PointlessWords has the Letter Kenny swingers episode written all over it. Get out of the hot tub and go grab a Puppers is the correct play.

Fkc, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don't give a shyt about your kids.

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05-27-2024 , 08:12 PM

#45719

Donat3llo

Faster Than Ski Patrol

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 23,056

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnny_on_the_spot

I’ve seen this kind of stuff on some websites I’ve viewed before. Do any of you happen to also be step mothers?

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05-27-2024 , 08:19 PM

#45720

bip!

Slow Pony

Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 14,229

Tapatalk getting worse or is it just me?

Big part of the reason I am on 2+2 less is how bad Tapatalk is

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05-27-2024 , 08:55 PM

#45721

BigSkip

The Situation

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 20,017

Chat thread advising against 3sums. I don't even know you people anymore.

No wonder Tapatalk is refusing to work. It doesn't want to be associated with you folks.

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05-27-2024 , 08:55 PM

#45722

BigSkip

The Situation

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 20,017

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donat3llo

More nicknames:
Half sack
Obi One Cajone

Obi One Cajone is vg

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05-27-2024 , 09:00 PM

#45723

Donat3llo

Faster Than Ski Patrol

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 23,056

Quote:

Originally Posted by bip!

Tapatalk getting worse or is it just me?

Big part of the reason I am on 2+2 less is how bad Tapatalk is

It's been having loading issues the last couple of days.

Normally, my biggest issues with the app are that it's hard to navigate, and the "Subscriptions" tab doesn't always show when there are new posts/threads.

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05-27-2024 , 10:45 PM

#45724

AcePlayerDeluxe

1st Gear Pinned

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,138

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigSkip

Chat thread advising against 3sums. I don't even know you people anymore.

No wonder Tapatalk is refusing to work. It doesn't want to be associated with you folks.

Sir, his situation is an entanglement. We’re advising against that. If he goes through with it he is in for a Will Smith slap.

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05-27-2024 , 11:03 PM

#45725

Donat3llo

Faster Than Ski Patrol

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 23,056

Nothing was ever solved with honest, straightforward, direct communication. So I'm glad we've removed that as an option entirely in the Best Friend's Wife: Electric Hot Tub Boogaloo

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