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12-01-2023 , 08:38 AM

#43601

miamicheats

i finance dead fish

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 17,146

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickroll

sometimes when i'm done taking a dump, i stand back in awe of the size of the thing i just excreted

Now that is something worth sharing with the boyfriends and fiancés of the women you used to bang

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12-02-2023 , 07:11 PM

#43602

AcePlayerDeluxe

1st Gear Pinned

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,099

Breck with Turtle today was pretty good with exception to everyone holding a yard sale. One dude just about took me out. Not sure how I stayed up as I rode over his ski and binding.

Kiddo cleared the box today and landed it first shot. Dude’s a stud.

Always had a feeling that Turtle was a gang banger after our Vegas battle rap, but today confirmed it. Found a crip walk sticker on his skis.

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12-03-2023 , 09:31 PM

#43603

Garick

Oberbiergenießer

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 26,524

I'm going to feel dirty rooting for the Cowboys next week, but if they win, 49ers get inside track on #1 seed.

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12-03-2023 , 11:04 PM

#43604

AcePlayerDeluxe

1st Gear Pinned

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,099

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garick

I'm going to feel dirty rooting for the Cowboys next week, but if they win, 49ers get inside track on #1 seed.

We aren’t rooting for them. Things just get better for us if they win. Never speak blasphemy.

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12-03-2023 , 11:19 PM

#43605

feel wrath

The Situation

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 29,879

Quote:

Originally Posted by AcePlayerDeluxe

We aren’t rooting for them. Things just get better for us if they win. Never speak blasphemy.

49ers fans don’t do much rooting at all

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12-04-2023 , 12:44 AM

#43606

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 22,760

Quote:

Originally Posted by feel wrath

49ers fans don’t do much rooting at all

i think the technical term is buggery so translate that instead koala speak would probably be the origin of the phrase "we're not here to fack spiders"

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12-04-2023 , 12:59 AM

#43607

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 22,760

sabr, those juicy home games where you've run like dogshit and lost several supercars

none of them were run by Tony Mars/Ye Shen were they?

You may want to check twitter

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12-04-2023 , 06:43 AM

#43608

Smoola1981

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2022 Posts: 245

https://www.pokerstrategy.com/news/w...medium=twitter

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12-04-2023 , 06:44 AM

#43609

Smoola1981

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2022 Posts: 245

I posted a link to the alleged cheating in high stakes private home games where Wesley and Nik Airball have accused Ye Shen of cheating.

Marked cards and special contact lenses.

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12-04-2023 , 06:47 AM

#43610

Smoola1981

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2022 Posts: 245

IMHO, I have heard a couple longtime pros who I respect talk about this general concept:

Why play high stakes private games unless you were absolutely 100% confident that security was airtight and that cheating wasn't happening?

When the stakes are high enough, there is so much incentive for robberies and cheating...

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12-04-2023 , 06:51 AM

#43611

Smoola1981

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2022 Posts: 245

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/2...games-1829256/

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12-04-2023 , 06:54 AM

#43612

Smoola1981

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2022 Posts: 245

https://www.reddit.com/r/poker/s/479rxN2I10

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12-04-2023 , 09:07 AM

#43613

marknfw

Gaming Commissioner

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 13,098

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garick

I'm going to feel dirty rooting for the Cowboys next week, but if they win, 49ers get inside track on #1 seed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AcePlayerDeluxe

We aren’t rooting for them. Things just get better for us if they win. Never speak blasphemy.

Welcome friends! Go Seahawks!

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12-04-2023 , 11:06 AM

#43614

AcePlayerDeluxe

1st Gear Pinned

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,099

Quote:

Originally Posted by feel wrath

49ers fans don’t do much rooting at all

Stick to cricket, alligator wrestling, or whatever you wankers in Aussieland do. (I know you have a framed Jarryd Hayne jersey hanging up at home)

Quote:

Originally Posted by marknfw

Welcome friends! Go Seahawks!

A hai, another delusional cowboy fan!

Spoiler:

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12-04-2023 , 12:48 PM

#43615

gobbledygeek

Poet Laureate of LLSNL

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 36,150

Quote:

Originally Posted by marknfw

Welcome friends! Go Seahawks!

I don't follow the NFL at all, but will be seeing my first live NFL game on New Years Eve in Seattle.

GcluelessliveNFLnoobG

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12-04-2023 , 01:38 PM

#43616

marknfw

Gaming Commissioner

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 13,098

Quote:

Originally Posted by AcePlayerDeluxe

Stick to cricket, alligator wrestling, or whatever you wankers in Aussieland do. (I know you have a framed Jarryd Hayne jersey hanging up at home)

A hai, another delusional cowboy fan!

Spoiler:

'92, '93, '95

Spoiler:

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12-04-2023 , 01:56 PM

#43617

AzOther1

veteran

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 3,096

And yet, there was that Cardinals game...

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12-04-2023 , 03:27 PM

#43618

ES2

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 1,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smoola1981

And, even if they are caught cheating, nothing will happen to them.

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12-04-2023 , 03:55 PM

#43619

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 22,760

every time sabr complains about another 500k downswing where he's just run horribly below expectations and been on the wrong side of coolers we all start telling him game is probably rigged and we all share stoies and anecdotes of witnessing cheating in home games and he always shrugs it off and says he thinks his games are legit because historically he's made a lot of money in them

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12-04-2023 , 05:14 PM

#43620

AcePlayerDeluxe

1st Gear Pinned

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,099

Quote:

Originally Posted by marknfw

'92, '93, '95

Spoiler:

You still own those VHS tapes?

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12-04-2023 , 06:12 PM

#43621

JackInDaCrak

Just Another Dopamine Pump

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 9,148

Quote:

Originally Posted by marknfw

'92, '93, '95

Spoiler:

Are we now identifying super bowl championships by the year the season started instead of the year the super bowl was played?

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12-04-2023 , 06:13 PM

#43622

DeadMoneyWalking

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 32,369

Loosen up Sandy baby, you too died.

Last edited by DeadMoneyWalking; 12-04-2023 at 06:19 PM.

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12-04-2023 , 06:17 PM

#43623

DeadMoneyWalking

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 32,369

Quote:

Originally Posted by JackInDaCrak

Are we now identifying super bowl championships by the year the season started instead of the year the super bowl was played?

Might as well save time. All of my I have had to explain the college football bowl games are usually played on NYD and most people say it wrongly. And it got worse when ESPN decided they could be played on a Dec 30th Tuesday morning.

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12-04-2023 , 06:23 PM

#43624

feel wrath

The Situation

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 29,879

Quote:

Originally Posted by AcePlayerDeluxe

You still own those VHS tapes?

I've still got 3 vhs porn tapes that I can't bear to throw out. No vhs machine in the house and they're in constant peril of being discovered by my kids, but there's just no way that I'm throwing out 'All good in the hood', 'the Goddaughter' and 'Stop my ass is on fire! volume 4'

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12-04-2023 , 07:19 PM

#43625

bip!

Slow Pony

Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 14,205

Buddy of mine owns a multi family building and lives in one of the units. (Picture a 4 apartment building)

One night we discovered a neighbor kid’s porn stash in the storage area. Kid not even old enough to drive so I am sure he grabbed whatever he could source.

Long way to say I think he has the same titles as FW

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