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I’ve had a girl eat whipped cream off my abs before.

It was ****ing miserable I kept telling her to check my IG for my 4 plate squats and how I wish I could still do that.

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07-02-2021 , 08:29 PM

#32453

squid face

ChatThreadPrez

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 11,529

You know yer town has waaay 2 much money in it when you call an old massage therapist for a rubbin only to find they no longer massage humans. She now is a K9 massage therapist only.

seriously. WT actual F

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07-02-2021 , 09:11 PM

#32454

Donat3llo

Faster Than Ski Patrol

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 23,041

My wife inquired about acupuncture for Donatello today. I don't quite know the efficacy but hot damn it ain't cheap.

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07-02-2021 , 09:20 PM

#32455

BigSkip

The Situation

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K9 massage therapists?

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07-02-2021 , 10:03 PM

#32456

NewAcctIsBest

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Originally Posted by Donat3llo

My wife inquired about acupuncture for Donatello today. I don't quite know the efficacy but hot damn it ain't cheap.

I believe it’s 50% via placebo

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07-02-2021 , 10:08 PM

#32457

JackInDaCrak

Just Another Dopamine Pump

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 9,170

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Originally Posted by Donat3llo

My wife inquired about acupuncture for Donatello today. I don't quite know the efficacy but hot damn it ain't cheap.

Bruh

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07-02-2021 , 10:23 PM

#32458

johnny_on_the_spot

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Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 11,646

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Originally Posted by Donat3llo

My wife inquired about acupuncture for Donatello today. I don't quite know the efficacy but hot damn it ain't cheap.

Acupuncture for humans ain’t cheap. Can’t image a pooch that has zero interest in getting stuck would be easier for the practitioner

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07-02-2021 , 10:28 PM

#32459

RobFarha

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so one of the best things i ever did in my life is throw out all my socks and then spend like 50$ on a **** ton of new pairs of socks (all the same)

i did this like 4-5 years ago and now my socks are all starting to break down.

i want to order new ones but also im too nitty to just throw away the old pairs that still work. i also dont want a mismatch of random socks everywhere in my drawers.

I cannot buy new pairs of the same socks the company went busto.

wat do

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07-02-2021 , 10:30 PM

#32460

Dream Crusher

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I keep my old socks, but just for emergenciea.

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07-02-2021 , 10:33 PM

#32461

RobFarha

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wait everybody calm down. the company didnt go busto they just have new designs. its gonna be ok

for reference these are my socks

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

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07-02-2021 , 10:42 PM

#32462

feel wrath

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Originally Posted by RobFarha

Fill the old socks with bullets and hang them on the walls in your Armoury?

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07-02-2021 , 10:45 PM

#32463

RobFarha

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Lmao I have 3 guns and you and the rest of the Europeans think of me as as John Rambo

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07-02-2021 , 11:04 PM

#32464

feel wrath

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07-03-2021 , 12:48 AM

#32465

AzOther1

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Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 3,165

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Originally Posted by RobFarha

Lmao I have 3 guns and you and the rest of the Europeans think of me as as John Rambo

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07-03-2021 , 12:50 AM

#32466

BigSkip

The Situation

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Originally Posted by RobFarha

Lmao I have 3 guns and you and the rest of the Europeans think of me as as John Rambo

Rambo has abs so yeah.

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07-03-2021 , 02:05 AM

#32467

RobFarha

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Originally Posted by AzOther1

You’re not wrong

I got a ton of other **** I want to buy once stocks get better

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07-03-2021 , 04:02 PM

#32468

NewAcctIsBest

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https://www.amazon.com/Champion-Mens...5342470&sr=8-5

These are the best socks I’ve had. After extensive tests I settled on this brand and model in 2016. I haven’t looked back and have been very satisfied

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07-03-2021 , 04:25 PM

#32469

RobFarha

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Everyone post ur socks

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07-03-2021 , 04:42 PM

#32470

RoadtoPro

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Originally Posted by RobFarha

I cannot buy new pairs of the same socks the company went busto.

perhaps the sock market is crashing

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07-03-2021 , 04:48 PM

#32471

RobFarha

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8.5/10 very well done

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07-03-2021 , 11:07 PM

#32472

Garick

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Greetings from Garick's "plantation house.". Moving is always an adventure, but this time was more adventurous than average. Highlights include racing the movers down to the new location to get our furniture delivered direct, a jackknifed trailer, a real estate agent forgetting to unlock the new house for our late night arrival. Plenty of other fun too, but we got through it.

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07-03-2021 , 11:56 PM

#32473

BigSkip

The Situation

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Originally Posted by Garick

Wait until you find out it is haunted and that the previous owners were storing cocaine for the local syndicate and accidentally left a package behind. Hilarity will ensue when both plot lines converge in plantation house hijinks!

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07-04-2021 , 12:31 AM

#32474

feel wrath

The Situation

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My friend’s girlfriend’s father was a rugby coach. When he and his family moved to coach Wales, they had a huge house rented for them with 5 bedrooms, all with ensuites and a really cool 1800 sq ft bar area with pool table, dance floor and funky lighting .

It took about 2 weeks of having the door knocked on each night multiple times by random men before they realised they’d rented a former brothel