I am a rock, I am an iiiiiiisland.

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Naw, I haven't got mad in a long-long time and I haven't even heated up over a loss in years as well. Just disappointed and know it's time to take a break. Besides, I ran through my pocket bankroll and I almost never use my ATM card (last time was about 3-4 years ago).

Once home, I counted my bankroll, which always makes me feel so much better.

That does remind me of I guy I saw 15+ years ago, that busted out of a $30 tournament, throw a lighter about 25 feet into a brick wall so hard it exploded.

I may regret asking, but why?

reminds me of a time when after a very long lunch, the call for drugs came up. After about 15 mins of frantic phone calls from us all, we get the number of someone that my sis in law knows. So she and I go to the house of these people to buy a load of pills. We got there and there's two toddlers walking round in nappies and a giant ****ing bag of ecstacy tablets on the coffee table - like honestly there must have been 500 or more just sitting on this ****ing table. The dealer is a woman and she's got two friends round there too and they're doing lines of something and offer us some. I'm like 'nup it's prolly meth' and we get our pills and gtfo of there.

Top shelf question.

I have bin a perfessional gambooler for a long time. Playing your personal best AND getting lots o hours can be quite challenging for most. I do my best to play my A game as much as possible and for me anything less than my B game is unacceptable. Taking a couple of really bad beats in a row can throw most off kilter and can lead to bad play. I have found that if I feel myself getting heated up I go straight to the family restroom and snap one off then take a stroll I can pick up right where I left off rather than calling it a day. Others that are trying to bang out hours have found this to be a good solution for tilt mgmt.


This topic has been an ongoing joke for several years now BUT it works and I in fact stand by it

www.zootube1.com

Zollie is the king of Helmand Province

Pretty sure GG would still be just Canada in that game

Someone with good virus protection and no fear of a felony click on that and report back, please.

HE HAS TO BE A STATE PLAY BY THE RULES PLEASE!

To start things off

Zoltan - Guam or some other place we often forget is a US territory

Squid - California , wild and free

Slim - U.S. Virgin Islands - something about beaches and resorts

Homer - Florid

11t - West Virginia

Ace player deluxe- Oklahoma, he has the cowboy hat, pink gun and all

Skippy - also West Virginia - he and 11 are cousins in a relationship


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I'll take California. I'm rich, self absorbed and superficial and I like Latin girls

uh oh

Meant to add NTTIAWWT


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Texas - Randal - big head big state

North Dakota - Robb - white man can’t dunk

Jrr- South Dakota- grizzled vet who can wrestle a bear with his hands in order to fashion a jacket to survive the winter


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I assume you're talking about taking a dump (I hope so, anyway). Anyway, yes, it does work. However, it's pointless for me right now. I can only play some days from 11 AM to 2 PM right now and for the foreseeable future. So, if I run bad, it's only worth it to leave.

Check the video clip for clarification.

For tilt management I put cocaine on some titties.

J/K I don't actually tilt.

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why comrade?

I forgot and assumed you said car wash because the family restroom isn't private.

I had no idea Yardley had a job other than small town saloon gambler.

It's a big state. GG is something like the Northern Territory. In fact it took me a long time to figure out

How did you know I was born in Deadwood SD ? Grizzled vet is correct but never been much of a wrestler, tried golden gloves boxing for one match and got beaten badly.

I'm the palest guy ITT, even more so post-covid, so I get to be... Vermont?

If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

I'd take Vermont as well

Vermont's a state?! I thought that's what you mix in a Martini.