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this may have some potential

eta - i am sad tho, i think i went in too strong. i generally try not to poast if i have bin smoking the devils lettuce but i couldnt turn this one down

In the one hand: 61 been, out of the game for 3 years, no results

On the other hand: ready to make money

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09-28-2021 , 08:33 AM

#34127

bip!

Slow Pony

Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 14,204

Slim - asking for a friend. Say my friend hasn’t filed taxes in 2021 (for 2020) - how does he go about getting all these Biden bucks after the fact? Will filing now be enough?

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09-28-2021 , 12:42 PM

#34128

bwslim69

I'm a Diva, Bruh

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 24,927

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Originally Posted by bip!

Slim - asking for a friend. Say my friend hasn’t filed taxes in 2021 (for 2020) - how does he go about getting all these Biden bucks after the fact? Will filing now be enough?

You talking about the 1,400/person? That was technically an advance on 2021 tax credit. So if didn't get it through the first or second rounds of distribution it can be claimed as a tax credit on the 2021 return assuming you meet the qualifications

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09-28-2021 , 01:37 PM

#34129

King Spew

Just average

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 15,216

Active wildfire 3 miles across the valley from me and queen. Low key fire, low winds and rain in forecast this afternoon so shouldn't be a huge problem to get under control. Still, 75 homes evacuated last might. We shouldn't ever be threatened by this one.....

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09-28-2021 , 02:04 PM

#34130

squid face

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Stay safe KS. I saw this article the other day on a california wild fire. Some serious wack jobs out there in case you were not aware...jus sayin.

In more fun news we got our first hard frost a few nights back!!!

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Self-proclaimed shaman accused of starting California fire said she was trying to boil bear urine: Police

A California woman professing to be a shaman who was arrested and charged with igniting the wildfire that has thousands of homes under threat claimed the fire was started inadvertently while she was attempting to boil bear urine, authorities said.

Alexandra Souverneva, 30, could be sentenced to up to nine years if convicted of starting the Fawn fire, according to officials.

The blaze has destroyed roughly 41 homes and 90 small structures while endangering another 2,340, officials said.

Souverneva pleaded not guilty but is now reportedly thought to have ignited several fires across California.

The self-proclaimed shaman said she had been hiking to Canada as the blaze approached Shasta County on Wednesday, documents noted.

When she became thirsty and approached a puddle of what she claimed to be bear urine, she told forest officials she attempted to make a fire to purify it.

The wood she hoped to use was "too wet for the fire to start," documents said.

Souverneva then drank the animal urine and proceeded on her journey, according to the report.

She allegedly became caught in some brush and had to call the local fire department for assistance.

The firefighters requested she empty her pockets and fanny pack, to which she presented CO2 canisters, a lighter, and "a green, leafy substance she admitted to smoking that day," California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection officer Matt Alexander said.

Alexandra Souverneva. (Courtesy of Shasta County Sheriff's Office)

Witnesses said Souverneva, who on her LinkedIn lists "shaman" as her occupation and indicates that she was a doctoral student at State University of New York's New York College of Environmental Sciences and Forestry, dropped two CO2 cartridges the day the fire started, Alexander said.

Souverneva's statements might indicate mental illness or drug abuse, her attorney argued.

"She is also under suspicion for starting other fires," her attorney said.

"There is a high possibility she is responsible" for a blaze the preceding night, according to Alexander.

"It is my experience that arsonists … will light multiple fires in a short time frame," he said.

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09-28-2021 , 02:18 PM

#34131

bwslim69

I'm a Diva, Bruh

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Originally Posted by squid face

I suspect the bird in that story might be a hell of a good time. Thoughts?

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09-28-2021 , 02:30 PM

#34132

squid face

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Originally Posted by bwslim69

I suspect the bird in that story might be a hell of a good time. Thoughts?

pyro that digs drinkin hot bear urine. I'd b willing to wager she knows how to get down more than most

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09-28-2021 , 02:32 PM

#34133

gobbledygeek

Poet Laureate of LLSNL

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She seems to be into that pee stuff.

GIcannevertellifI'veputmyB&DmaskonbackwardsG

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09-28-2021 , 03:39 PM

#34134

QuantumSurfer

old hand

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,987

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Originally Posted by gobbledygeek

She seems to be into that pee stuff.

GIcannevertellifI'veputmyB&DmaskonbackwardsG

Figure it out before Zed gets here.

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09-28-2021 , 03:55 PM

#34135

gobbledygeek

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Spider just caught a couple flies?

GcluelessPulpFictionnoobG

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09-28-2021 , 04:16 PM

#34136

BiteMeFish

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 5,586

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Originally Posted by gobbledygeek

She seems to be into that pee stuff.

GIcannevertellifI'veputmyB&DmaskonbackwardsG

BzippergoesinfrontldoMF

On another note, Blue Jays were in town last weekend, and I found 4 bucks on the street.

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09-28-2021 , 04:46 PM

#34137

gobbledygeek

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Lol'ed at $4 bill.

I've only just recently (last couple of weeks) been watching the Blue Jays again, jumping on the playoff bandwagon. Yankees series will be make or break, looking forward to it.

Uninteresting side note: About 25++ years ago, I got a random $5 bill as change from somewhere. Then noticed it has a message written on it. But for the life of me have no idea what it says. So I've kept it in my wallet ever since, just in case one day I run across someone who knows what it means.

Gmiddleeasternknockknockjoke?G

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09-28-2021 , 04:46 PM

#34138

DeadMoneyWalking

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Originally Posted by squid face

In the 2017 Norcal fires, my Cali friends got evacuated because their cell phones started chirping at night. I would have been roasted. Soon after a couple deer hunters held up an arsonist at gun point. It didn't get much press.

I've never seen a Wiccan et al who wasn't wicked plus sized. That doesn't appear to be a problem for some of you.

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09-28-2021 , 04:55 PM

#34139

venice10

Referee

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 25,850

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Originally Posted by squid face

Stay safe KS. I saw this article the other day on a california wild fire. Some serious wack jobs out there in case you were not aware...jus sayin.

She's long way from Syracuse.

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09-28-2021 , 04:56 PM

#34140

squid face

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Originally Posted by DeadMoneyWalking

I've never seen a Wiccan et al who wasn't wicked plus sized. That doesn't appear to be a problem for some of you.

Fun fact. I am a direct descendent of Rebecca Nurse aka Rebecca Norris who Aurther Miller wrote about in the crucible. None the wicca of my lineage to her are + sized.

she would have been 400 this year

you are correct tho - I have zero problem with + size women and am ackshually ok with superplus size if enuf alcohol is involved

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09-28-2021 , 05:10 PM

#34141

DeadMoneyWalking

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Originally Posted by squid face

Well back in the time of witches they burned weight; the lucky ones did aqua aerobics.

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09-28-2021 , 05:23 PM

#34142

gobbledygeek

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Just began watching some random poker vlog and they start advertising for some poker app called... SquidTool?

GbothSquiddyand[insertunlikedchatthreaderhere]havenaminglawsuits?G

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09-28-2021 , 05:33 PM

#34143

bip!

Slow Pony

Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 14,204

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Originally Posted by bwslim69

Cool - is there anything after the $1400 / person? Wasn’t there regular payments going it or is that just unemployed people?

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09-28-2021 , 05:34 PM

#34144

squid face

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Originally Posted by DeadMoneyWalking

Well back in the time of witches they burned weight; the lucky ones did aqua aerobics.

burnin em is trumped up. they really enjoyed hangin around.

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09-28-2021 , 05:43 PM

#34145

DeadMoneyWalking

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Originally Posted by squid face

burnin em is trumped up. they really enjoyed hangin around.

Yah Silent Hill may be one of my favorite movies but I groaned when they

Spoiler:

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09-28-2021 , 06:02 PM

#34146

IAMthepokerhack

adept

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 1,112

Wise man once told me….

“Go ugly early young man-you’ll have your pick of the uglies”

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09-28-2021 , 06:26 PM

#34147

feel wrath

The Situation

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The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin

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09-28-2021 , 06:42 PM

#34148

golddog

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gg,

Guessing Greek on your $5, but a total guess.

Probably says "Help! I'm stuck watching a Leafs game" or something.

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09-28-2021 , 07:24 PM

#34149

Garick

Oberbiergenießer

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Def looks like Greek to me.

GallgreektomejokehereG

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09-28-2021 , 09:21 PM

#34150

prairiebreeze

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Originally Posted by feel wrath

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin

Built for comfort, not for speed.

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