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For putting pumpin pie so high on the list? I kind of agree, but we believe in the free exchange of even obviously wrong opinions here (as long as they're not about politics or religion).

Only one he got right was #6969, although I have to admit I'm not familiar with #2 (but would never hate on anything involving ice cream so can't be that bad).

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11-25-2020 , 02:56 PM

#24652

bwslim69

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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic

I'm probably traumatized. We didn’t get ice cream very often but when we did my mom refused to buy anything other than that Texas Gold Pecan sheit that tastes like Werthers Originals.

I wanted Superman ice cream dammit. Or at least strawberry.

How did you get so fat tho?

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11-25-2020 , 02:57 PM

#24653

bwslim69

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Originally Posted by miamicheats

Pumpkin was too high

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Actually you are probably not wrong

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11-25-2020 , 02:59 PM

#24654

Mr Spyutastic

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Originally Posted by bwslim69

How did you get so fat tho?

That came later when I was finally able to afford pumpkin pie.

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11-25-2020 , 03:12 PM

#24655

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Originally Posted by bwslim69

Sorry fellas this wasn’t meant to be a debate. This list is definitive

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Originally Posted by prairiebreeze

Can’t believe you’d put Lemon Meringue pie and Key Lime pie that low. What the hell bro?

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Originally Posted by gobbledygeek

If Slim's post isn't banworthy I haz no idea what is.

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Originally Posted by prairiebreeze

Pecan pie, meh. I have never liked pumpkin pie.

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11-25-2020 , 03:32 PM

#24656

bwslim69

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Garlick how do you think this would look on my tree?

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11-25-2020 , 03:36 PM

#24657

King Spew

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#6970) Mincemeat pie

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11-25-2020 , 03:46 PM

#24658

johnny_on_the_spot

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Originally Posted by bwslim69

Sorry fellas idk **** about pies. This list is derivative

FTFY

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11-25-2020 , 03:47 PM

#24659

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Originally Posted by miamicheats

Pumpkin was too high

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+10000000000

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11-25-2020 , 04:04 PM

#24660

SABR42

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I'm not into sweets that much.

Meat pies from Beijing are GOAT.

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11-25-2020 , 04:14 PM

#24661

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Diego Maradona died today. Hand of god strike him down?

GRIP,imoG

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11-25-2020 , 04:20 PM

#24662

SABR42

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No, but years of obesity, alcohol, and cocaine abuse probably did.

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11-25-2020 , 04:20 PM

#24663

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Was wondering how one goes about getting their hand back once it’s been chainsawed off?

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11-25-2020 , 04:21 PM

#24664

JackInDaCrak

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Originally Posted by 11t

Cheesecake is the best cake and easily the WOAT experience if you eat one too many.

Cheesecake is a pie

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11-25-2020 , 04:21 PM

#24665

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Originally Posted by gobbledygeek

Diego Maradona died today. Hand of god strike him down?

GRIP,imoG

Can’t ever forgive him for cheating England in 86 but he was a truly incredible player. The second goal he scored against England that day was the best individual goal I can ever remember in a World Cup

Fun fact, he died exactly 15 years to the day after George Best, with whom he shared a ton of similarities on and off the pitch

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11-25-2020 , 04:33 PM

#24666

Mr Spyutastic

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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro

Was wondering how one goes about getting their hand back once it’s been chainsawed off?

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11-25-2020 , 04:37 PM

#24667

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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro

Was wondering how one goes about getting their hand back once it’s been chainsawed off?

This pretty much shows step by step:

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11-25-2020 , 04:38 PM

#24668

Mr Spyutastic

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Originally Posted by gobbledygeek

Diego Maradona died today. Hand of god strike him down?

GRIP,imoG

Had to look this guy up. I never even heard or seen this name until today.

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11-25-2020 , 04:39 PM

#24669

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But for real, they just use leeches. Saw a story about it back in the 80s on 20/20.

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11-25-2020 , 04:40 PM

#24670

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Goddamn millennials.

Goldmanlookingforhisjacket;ismyjacketinhere?G

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11-25-2020 , 04:41 PM

#24671

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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic

Had to look this guy up. I never even heard or seen this name until today.

That's weird, although I would have guessed he was 10 years younger and Italian.

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11-25-2020 , 04:47 PM

#24672

Mr Spyutastic

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That's weird, although I would have guessed he was 10 years younger and Italian.

Did you get any of the free food?

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11-25-2020 , 04:50 PM

#24673

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I'm trying to think of sports where I wouldn't have heard of someone who could be possibly be considered the GOAT in it. Cricket for sure and anything that lolaustralians play. Probably most games where something is batted back and forth apart from tennis. Weirdo individual sports.

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11-25-2020 , 04:54 PM

#24674

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Originally Posted by gobbledygeek

by far the greatest statistical GOAT in any sport is the goat in cricket.

He was so dominant that I think it’s possible to say that there will never ever be someone to compare to him, probably in any sport