Poker anecdote I jusy heard it tpday, real funny pp KK
08-06-2017
, 08:16 PM
Listen guys, I’ve heard this funny poker anecdote the other day. I think is very funny and I will share it with you.
A dude start running bad and was on his last $300 at 1/2 after being way up $800 earlier in the session. He gets pissed so gets up and moves to 2/5 game with $1000 buy-in here in Vegas. On his first hand at the new table he gets the goddamned KK. The player UTG limps, our hero 2!, gets 3! shove and the UTG limper shoves for $1000. He tanks forever. Says he knows one of them may have got AA. Calls anyway. Both opponents have AA. He thinks, Oh! .. great wtf .. they don’t have outs. He blinks a K on the flop. Triples up.
Now, decides to go out and celebrate his victory by going to a whore house not far from the Strip just 1/2 drive at the @2f&.,%h$ ... in the desert. So after doing his stuff with the hooker she asks him for a ride to another motel Downtown LV. Well, this motel is a police sting. They arrest him. Then he finds out that the hooker told the cops that he was her pimp. She said that he beats her, takes her money and that he posts ads on Craigslist. They charge him with lots of charges that he could get 15 years in prison. He uses his phone to ring his poker room. He got bail out the next day by some poker friends. When he comes out he says thanks but nothing else.. wtf. Obviously he was tired, he didn't sleep the whole night. He sits in his little car like for 15 minutes, and then out of nowhere says. "wtf.., I should have folded those goddamned Kings"
A dude start running bad and was on his last $300 at 1/2 after being way up $800 earlier in the session. He gets pissed so gets up and moves to 2/5 game with $1000 buy-in here in Vegas. On his first hand at the new table he gets the goddamned KK. The player UTG limps, our hero 2!, gets 3! shove and the UTG limper shoves for $1000. He tanks forever. Says he knows one of them may have got AA. Calls anyway. Both opponents have AA. He thinks, Oh! .. great wtf .. they don’t have outs. He blinks a K on the flop. Triples up.
Now, decides to go out and celebrate his victory by going to a whore house not far from the Strip just 1/2 drive at the @2f&.,%h$ ... in the desert. So after doing his stuff with the hooker she asks him for a ride to another motel Downtown LV. Well, this motel is a police sting. They arrest him. Then he finds out that the hooker told the cops that he was her pimp. She said that he beats her, takes her money and that he posts ads on Craigslist. They charge him with lots of charges that he could get 15 years in prison. He uses his phone to ring his poker room. He got bail out the next day by some poker friends. When he comes out he says thanks but nothing else.. wtf. Obviously he was tired, he didn't sleep the whole night. He sits in his little car like for 15 minutes, and then out of nowhere says. "wtf.., I should have folded those goddamned Kings"
Last edited by outdonked; 08-06-2017 at 08:23 PM.
