Do you even know why I closed that thread? You don't. Do you know why I am pissy? You don't. I don't close threads because somone has a different opinion than one of the high and mighty mods. I closed the thread because of OPs use of the terms TAGs ITT which in the everyone read thread said not to use. The spot really wasnt even that interesting. In fact you have one person who says the range is X and everyone else is pretty much saying its Y. The only thing interesting ITT is mine and ikes verbal sparring. That has some entertainment value.

People have different opinions here everyday. Thats standard. You have never seen me close a thread because of that.

You told this story before. Get a new pee story. Lol.

Well then why did you let the thread go for a little and then lock it? If it was just because you didn't like the format of the OP it seems like it should have been locked right away. Rather than after some time.

And I'm sorry that you're pissy. I don't really want to contribute to that and I think the modding for the most part is good, so I'll just shut up about this now.

My arsenal of stories about women peeing their pants in front of me is (shockingly) small.

And given the number of pee stories I have heard on 2+2 I am utterly disappointed to not have one of my own .

Guess I'll just have to pee myself next time I go to the casino.

Because ike pm'ed Ace to reopen the thread which turned into a pissing match.

I did close it right away and then I reopened, however Ike did not ask me to reopen. Enough talking about this now. Lets talk about pee

My cousin just posted on FB "Pre pee 212.8 lbs post pee 211 lbs." Im not making this up!!

Do any of you old timers have any favorite poker players still? Or does that also phase out after time. I will always have my favorite's that dont change like phil and phil. But every year I always like to study one of the top new guys. Its usually one every year. But this last year until wsop when I will have a new fav guy is Ben Lamb, guy is a great tag player. Not the flashy guy that isildurrrr is. But I think isildurr is just a maniac with skills. I would love to play isildurrrr.

If I was an hs guy, I would bum hunt live/online at lower levels and run to isildurrrr anytime I want to flip for some change, lmao.

First workout since I blew out my spleen last month today. And I was in none to good a shape then, what with the surgery in Jan, so by now I'm really lame.

Just 45 mins on the elliptical and some light lifting, and I feel like I just went 10-rounds as Jesus' sparring partner when he was training for the big fight with Satan. Heart rate got up to 187. That can't be good.

That ain't ****. I used to drop 5 - 10 pounds in an afternoon on pure water weight.

what does a blown out spleen feel like>? I'm too lazy to even look up what the spleen does.

last night 4miles, 560 cals, 50 minutes on Tmill. Apparently spending 2 weeks playing poker on ass changed nothing.

Generational. The tv pros that came into view during the Moneymaker boom understood that they were entertainers. They knew you make poker fun so casual players want to gamble with you. Look how Daniel and Scotty are at the table and it's very hard to cheer for scowling Ipod boy.

Feels like there's a bunch of acid in your abdomen (it's really blood) and an icepick in your left collarbone (this is reflected pain).

The spleen is basically an apprentice liver/kidney. It filters your blood after it's been through those. you can live just fine without one, though you'll be slightly more likely to get infections. They didn't take mine out though, because it was healing up faster than it was leaking.

That sounds so disgusting... I never want to play poker with you again!

Moneymaker - but only because I caught his river bluff with ace high and gave him a ride to the airport.

insert personvomiting.gif

How old are you? 187 is pretty srs HR heh.

That's definitely a cool story. He always gets caught bluffing these days. Dude got cool last name like a mod around here. My last name is boring,lol.

I talked to him on the phone in between his HU match on the HU National Championship. He was hammered. Lol.

Bridge is not a cool last name IMO. Deluxe is pretty sweet though. 10... Ffs thats not even a name.

+1. In fact IMA take a pic of me vomiting on him Friday.

Lmao, wth are you talking about? Talk in english please, hahahahahaha.

Its Engrish. Get it right bruh.

No, that's a good way to kill yourself. If you're over 120, you're doing it wrong and need to slow down.

He was 13 Coronas deep the night I played with him. Trend?