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Originally Posted by BigSkip
A story for AcePlayerDeluxe (no pics <sigh> but it did happen):
I am playing in Tunica one night. A nice looking mid-30s female sits next to me. She is a bit tipsy, and tells me about her life. 36, recently divorced, two kids, plays poker tournaments for extra cash. Tells me she has an 18-year old daughter, which makes her even hotter in my creepy mind.
She is a decent player, but getting drunker. Her drunkenness is probably not helped by my ordering extra booze for her as the drink girls can't keep her filled. We play a couple of hours, and she is definitely +EV for me at this table in many ways. I am up a couple of buy ins, and I start rapping with her about maybe spending some time together, grabbing dinner, etc, etc.. She is interested. Me happy.
She continues drinking, and now starts racing to the bathroom between hands. She actually is standing while playing a couple of hands, and doing the 3-year-old-gotta-go-potty dance.
Finally, it happens. She gets in a big hand, lots of action, chips flying, and some long decisions. She is standing next to me and I catch an odor...a whiff..a faint scent I quickly discern to be urine. Yes, my friends. She peed her pants while in the hand.
*sigh* Racks!
I cash out. I like a dirty girl and all, but a stinky pee pants girl kills the mood for me now. Plus, she would have ruined my leather car seats.
Baddest beat I took all night. GG, bladder.
DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!! She would of been on your leather seats like Rick James, saying, "F**K yo leather seats!"
edit: Wait, now that I think about it... this might be +EV if you're R. Kelly?