No. Made me spend an hour going through that thread ffs.

and what is the B in bilf? business woman? broad?

Should have just called her a gilf (gramma)

B = boss

I laughed for like 45 minutes straight when I read that thread and I'm like scrooge when it comes to laughing.

I'd hit it

ok, I hardly ever (never?) post here, but I've been reading so here's mine

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=161

How old is your daughter on the right now?

P.S. I'm a really nice guy, promise, no bad intentions was just wondering.

This just in................

studboy1: PIScoooooooooooooooo
piscogay: Hi bro
studboy1: HI
studboy1: many people are waiting for your pic
studboy1: we love you
studboy1: and want to see you
studboy1: : )
piscogay: jeje
studboy1: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
studboy1: lol
piscogay: coming soo dont have computer in house
piscogay: its brocke
studboy1: woohoo
studboy1: what are u playin on now?
studboy1: abucus?
piscogay: in the club
studboy1: cool
studboy1: thread will blow up when u do
piscogay: jeje

LOOOL see? u people keep making fun of pisco but he's the one str8 ass ballin in some club surrounded by a bunch of hot argentinian bitches trying to cuddle with him because he's sitting on a $600 stack at 2/4

she's 16 now, 15 in the photo.

beautiful family. Don't tell Schwallie any more about ur daughter imo

daughters are attractive imo.

or him

DLM,

Post a picture. The last one was fantastic. Try to top yourself.

all the drooling in the PCA pic thread was pretty funny after I posted those. My 15 yo (16 now) even made an account to join in. obv everyone thought it was a gimick account.

lol I would not let my daughters get near these guys if I had one.

What's her e-mail/phone #? PM if necessary.

i'd let my daughter date an online poker player cuz they are rich and smart. i would never let her date a live pro tho because they are mostly degenerate gamblers who have been on an upswing for the last 2 years but have a true winrate of -.5 bb/100.

where's the "oopsies" photoshop?

PokerStars Game #19555266106: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2008/08/12 - 05:09:52 (ET)
Table 'Valeska' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: tiltbad ($1937.50 in chips)
Seat 2: theduks ($718.50 in chips)
theduks: posts small blind $5
tiltbad: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tiltbad [Qs Qc]
theduks: raises $20 to $30
tiltbad: raises $65 to $95
theduks: raises $135 to $230
tiltbad: raises $1707.50 to $1937.50 and is all-in
theduks: calls $488.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($1219) returned to tiltbad
*** FLOP *** [Jc 5d 6s]
*** TURN *** [Jc 5d 6s] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 5d 6s Tc] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tiltbad: shows [Qs Qc] (a pair of Queens)
theduks: mucks hand
tiltbad collected $1436.50 from pot
theduks leaves the table
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1437 | Rake $0.50
Board [Jc 5d 6s Tc 8h]
Seat 1: tiltbad (big blind) showed [Qs Qc] and won ($1436.50) with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: theduks (button) (small blind) mucked [9h Th]

totally unrelated but I played myself?
PokerStars Game #19552442531: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2008/08/12 - 00:47:52 (ET)
Table 'Spartacus' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: tiltbad ($756.40 in chips)
Seat 2: PARTYISOVER ($285.85 in chips)
tiltbad: posts small blind $1
PARTYISOVER: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tiltbad [Ac Ad]
tiltbad: raises $4 to $6
PARTYISOVER: raises $16 to $22
tiltbad: calls $16
*** FLOP *** [Ts Kc Qd]
PARTYISOVER: bets $40
tiltbad: calls $40
*** TURN *** [Ts Kc Qd] [Th]
PARTYISOVER: bets $223.85 and is all-in
tiltbad: calls $223.85
*** RIVER *** [Ts Kc Qd Th] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PARTYISOVER: shows [Jd Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
tiltbad: shows [Ac Ad] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
tiltbad collected $571.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $571.70 | Rake $0.50
Board [Ts Kc Qd Th 8h]
Seat 1: tiltbad (button) (small blind) showed [Ac Ad] and won ($571.20) with two pair, Aces and Tens
Seat 2: PARTYISOVER (big blind) showed [Jd Jh] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Tens

the party is over because you are tilting bad.

D-

dunno how to post pic someone that has me on faebook post for me
im lazy

1. goto photobucket.com and create an account
2. Once you have an account, click "choose files" on your photobucket homepage
3. Choose a pic you have saved on your computer
4. Once photobucket has saved the pic, click on "image code" under the pic (it should give you a message tha says "copied" as you do it).
5. The image is now copied on your clipboard. Paste it wherever you like.

I liked this one

I have a college age daughter, and I disagree.

the_Main has impressed me quite a bit with some of his posts; if he were dating my daughter irl I would be quite pleased.

You, too (if you weren't already spoken for).

Mike Kelley is growing on me. Ranka seems very solid as well.