Jake is like 28.

I'm 20. I think I was always the youngest out of the old regulars, but some new guys have popped up that are probably younger than me and richer too, cause I'm poor now

Just turned 21 a little while back

im a pc and im 4 and a half

ive never owned a car in my life
26

Schwallie are you playing poker these days?

wow really? you have a drivers license?

My high school was so rich and snobby I was the only senior to take the bus. I really have no desire to buy a car anytime soon I rock the public transportation. Also, I really hope by the time my HS reunion rolls around I'll be a poker balla and richer than all those *******s I had to deal with.

i just turned 21 3 weeks ago and bought a car recently mostly because I hate ****ing grocery shopping by bus

and I thought it would get me bitches

I'm 20 and I'm looking forward to buy a car. Prolly an Audi TT, sobre and classy and not too expensive.

price?

yeah ive been driving since i was 16 or 17. my parents and sister each had a car when i was back home so i could always borrow something.

then i was in korea and public transport is so cheap and awesomely available that a car makes life more difficult.

the last two months here in vancouver have made me want one, but i've just rented when i needed one. pretty convienient alternative at the moment.
i just call them and they come in like 30mins, take me to sign some **** and i have a nice clean car within an hour. i also live right beside the skytrain(subway) so im gettin by fine without one.

You live in Van too main? What part?

new westminster actually
right at sapperton skytrain station

Thats not too from me. I'm in Burnaby.

35k euros I belive, up to ~55k prolly with full options

i drove an 85 dodge caravan then a 94 nissan quest from the time i was 16-20

mad bitches yo

im gonna move to van and go to culinary school

My avalanche got towed, and now i'm fawked cause of some ridiculous legal situation that prevents me from getting it out of the tow yard, and I can't stop them from auctioning it cause I didn't mail in the form in time. oh well that was about a 13k error for me. I wanted to buy something fast anyway instead of a monster truck.

I want an Rx7 with a v8 swapped in it. Those cars are perfect for a swap because the bodies are way lighter than any domestic, and you put that aluminum block 400hp corvette LS1 engine in there and you get an 11 second car that handles great and gets 32mpg. Theres a ton of them for sale over here for like 20k, and you save a lot buying a heavily modded car over converting it yourself.

eazy
if youre serious we should go together and crush the culinary cowards in our class.

i was thinking of starting after wsop

i have a hilarious story about my car being stolen and used for a crime and the state keeping it for an unbelievably long time plus other oddities.

unfortunately i got to go but maybe ill type out the TR later.

sounds awesome, type that **** out nig

using mouse after a rockband sesh is like impossible

TL;DR, Cliff at bottom.

when I was like a freshman or a sophomore in college, i was sitting in my room grinding probably and one of my roommates popped in and was like "yo you want to split a 30 (beer)" and i'm like yeah sure.

i was multi tabling or busy doing whatever i was doing and didn't even look at him during the conversation, but apparently he thought this meant i gave him access to my car to go and buy beer with a fake ID. i just presumed someone else was buying for us and he wanted the $ or something, but he rushed out of the room so i figured he was covering me.

little did i know of course, he was taking my car to store 24 to get a case.

about 1.5-2 hours go by and im like "wtf is this crap" since it was getting late. i look at my phone and right when i do that it starts ringing.

it's my roommate and he's like "yo yo, listen" as i'm about to be like "yo where the **** are you."

he just goes "yo i don't know where your car is but i'm getting arrested i gotta---" then he either hangs up or whatever. i have no idea whats going on. i try to call him back a few times, and at this point i didn't even realize he took my car still so when he said that it was a total WTF moment.

i realize my car is gone and he must have taken it. so i'm stranded in our off campus house with no real clue what's going on other than my roommates are both gone and likely in jail, and nobody knows where my car is.

so i call the PD, and they say that they picked up two kids who bought beer with a fake ID at store 24, and got caught because they were walking around the parking lot in a confused state and the cops thought maybe they were drunk. carded them and it's a done deal. i ask if they know anything about the car they took, and the cop was like "your drunk friends lost it."

so i had to convince the cop that they weren't drunk and to see if he can ask them about it. cop is generally rude and not having it, and eventually ends the conversation.

so i'm sitting in my room tilted as hell being like what the **** is going on feeling like im in bizarro world.

about three hours later (like 1am), another cop calls me and is like "are you the owner of a 98 nissan blah blah." i'm like "yeah! where is it!" and he's like listen you need to come down to the station. i'm like yo i don't have a ****ing car dip**** and he's like ok we'll send someone to pick you up.

about 1 hour and 45 minutes later (what the ****?) a guy starts pounding on my door and we go down to the station.

they sit me down like murder interrogator style and are like "so what were your friends really doing when you gave them your keys"

and i'm like what the **** are you talking about, did you find my car or what?

they keep grilling me acting like i know more than i do, and it was pretty relentless. it was ****ing crazy new hampshire nonsense, they concocted this whole story trying to act like i was some international drug smuggler sending my friends on stealth missions but my friends are obv drunk college kids who ****ed it up.

after about an hour or two of this nonsense they finally cave and decide to believe me that i didnt know what happened. i told them all the honest truth, that my friend took my car without asking to buy beer with fake id, and that i knew we were getting beer but not that he was taking my car or even using the fake.

so it turns out, some clown stole the car and probably went on a joyride or something cause it was found unharmed with everything still in it about 20 miles into maine from the NH/ME border.

The cops however still weren't totally buying the story and apparently as part of "standard practice" the car was kept as evidence of a possible crime scene for i want to say 90 days?

I had a real job back then and had to get rides or borrow cars for three months straight.

Pretty sick beat.

Like two years later they busted some serial car thief who was stealing cars like mine frequently from the U too, and he was from Maine, so I'm guessing its the same dude.

Cliff:

Roommate inadvertently steals my car, gets detained, car is property of New Hampshire for 90 days.

lol

good shlt maroki