This software is universally retarted!Apparently i cannot sit at an empty table because a phantom player is already sitting there...Maybe it's Matthew McConaughey!

I got this message from Betfair that Betfair poker vip club will be restructured. And the earning of points will be changed from 7.5 to 5.25. https://promotions.betfair.com/uk-pk...tent=Body_Text https://poker.betfair.com/promotion/vip_club/
This affects the amount of VPPs you can convert into cash by (7.5-5.25)/7.5 = 30%. Same in other skins?

How do you convert club points on WH to cash/bonus? I have "claimed" a bonus a couple of times, but nothing happens. Haven't heard about these changes yet ^

Someone know something new about the new RB system?

Seems like they had a meeting with all affiliates yesterday in London and the RB will be much lower. We won't be able to get the real generated rake stat on HM2 as the system will change. In consequence a lot of times the real rake will be about 50% less than the one that we see on the tracker, what means a 50% reduction of rakeback. But that does not mean always a 50% less, just depending. He called it the new Ongame.

who is he (he called it ....) ?

And how did on game end up?

Ongame doing way better than before so much trafic now...


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It's february already old boy...

Sorry old chap, 16th February!

Ipoker down for past 45 mins - Just me?

down for me too!

Down for me also.

What table scanning software are people using to literally insta sit when a table starts/fish sits. I know of TST, but these guys are much faster then that. I joined a new skin and lost a bit so I was marked as a fish and I noticed whenever I sat a certain couple players would be there right away. I mean like I clicked the sit here and the other guy would appear almost instantaneously.

Seating scripts. At what stakes does this happen?

try this

http://turbo-seatin.com/features.html

Getting disconected every 20min :S

Quiz, who's the fishreg? Copied chat from table today while watching a few hands:



JimmyCHOOOO: oooooooooooo
JimmyCHOOOO: bring it homw
JimmyCHOOOO: home
DONATOR: cheater
JimmyCHOOOO: riverrrr me a lady
DONATOR: obviously cheating
DONATOR: shut up
JimmyCHOOOO:
DONATOR: cheater
DONATOR: so obvious
JimmyCHOOOO: im shouting for these rivers
JimmyCHOOOO: it helps
DONATOR: no way can beat u
DONATOR: u steal
DONATOR: u steal
DONATOR: thief
JimmyCHOOOO: lolz
DONATOR: criminal
DONATOR: jail
JimmyCHOOOO: those rivers are yea
JimmyCHOOOO: riverrrrrrrrrrrrr me a lady
DONATOR: ur a criminal
DONATOR: u used the algorithm
JimmyCHOOOO: bang bang
DONATOR: get lost fbi will hang u
DONATOR: u all get busted
DONATOR: i will personally rat u
JimmyCHOOOO:
DONATOR: send a nice detailed email, gets u on the radar
DONATOR: lol
JimmyCHOOOO: u should run away before you lose anymore
DONATOR: i have done it before
JimmyCHOOOO: run along
DONATOR: ur not winning
DONATOR: u stole
DONATOR: fbi
JimmyCHOOOO:
DONATOR: u bet with an ace out there
DONATOR: u knew queen would give to u
DONATOR: no poker player does that
DONATOR: ur a cheat
JimmyCHOOOO: cos i am a boss
DONATOR: set up
JimmyCHOOOO: poker bosss
DONATOR: ur a thug
JimmyCHOOOO: enough talk more play
DONATOR: u couldnt win a real game
DONATOR: ur horrible
DONATOR: bad player
JimmyCHOOOO: well i am always here if you want to battle
DONATOR: no skill
DONATOR: u dont battleu cheat
JimmyCHOOOO: lolz

If you wanna be able to degen away a cool million bucks, contact canadian Sam Magid, this guy obv did.

I love how you guys are turning 510 into a toxic camp zone. "let's open as many tables as possible, and be sure to grim any reg who is actually willing to start a table!"

I've been emailing VIP managers about certain players like Bowlerina, who just table camp and act as parasites to those that are trying to start games. Sounds like action is being taken. I hope others are doing this as well. Take screen shots of their actions, write your VIP rep for you skin. If I'm the only one doing this, perhaps it takes a while for there to be a change. If others are also complaining and asking for change, perhaps the poker environment changes at Ipoker. It has worked at other sites I have played on where we asked for change from the operators.

****** scumbags sitouters, grimmers and table campers OMFG. nl1k is full of this people, they're bloquing my tables and they're ****** laughing about it.
Im gonna talk a hundred times with support about this. Can you regs of nl600 and nl1k do the same please?

http://gyazo.com/2425666c7ce2a40ad9dc3540e7e0658e

This was what the lobby looked like this morning - no games running on any of the tables, look like the scripters got a new auto sit in/out feature.

langbang nailed it, and if you do actually happen to start table(s) with another reg, the rest of the scumbags will come and camp/sitout and block all the seats. way to go you bums! make the environment as predatory as possible for whatever mark that is online and looking to play a game of cards