beat: played some 30/60 limit today
brag: played with the one and only chris moneymaker
variance: also played with the one and only slammedfire

PokerStars Game #18803982659: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2008/07/13 - 22:35:49 (ET)
Table 'Skat II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Default71721 ($192.50 in chips)
Seat 2: uconnsports1 ($965 in chips)
Seat 3: futilewar ($3971.50 in chips)
Seat 4: chunmin ($1368 in chips)
Seat 5: SobraoBoY ($1422 in chips)
Seat 6: Kelisitaan ($2846.75 in chips)
Seat 7: actionDJ ($1015 in chips)
Seat 8: JPette333 ($1030 in chips)
Seat 9: JOEBOB69 ($186 in chips)
chunmin: posts small blind $5
SobraoBoY: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kelisitaan [2d 2h]
Kelisitaan: raises $10 to $20
actionDJ: folds
JPette333: folds
JOEBOB69 has timed out
JOEBOB69: folds
JOEBOB69 is sitting out
JOEBOB69 has returned
Default71721: calls $20
uconnsports1: calls $20
futilewar: calls $20
chunmin: folds
SobraoBoY: folds
*** FLOP *** [Js 2s 3d]
Kelisitaan: checks
Default71721: bets $50
uconnsports1: folds
futilewar: raises $100 to $150
Kelisitaan: raises $200 to $350
Default71721: folds
futilewar: calls $200
*** TURN *** [Js 2s 3d] [Qd]
Kelisitaan: checks
futilewar: bets $600
Kelisitaan: calls $600
*** RIVER *** [Js 2s 3d Qd] [4d]
Kelisitaan: checks
futilewar: bets $1350
Kelisitaan: calls $1350
*** SHOW DOWN ***
futilewar: shows [7s As] (high card Ace)
Kelisitaan: shows [2d 2h] (three of a kind, Deuces)
Kelisitaan collected $4742 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4745 | Rake $3
Board [Js 2s 3d Qd 4d]
Seat 1: Default71721 folded on the Flop
Seat 2: uconnsports1 folded on the Flop
Seat 3: futilewar (button) showed [7s As] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 4: chunmin (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: SobraoBoY (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Kelisitaan showed [2d 2h] and won ($4742) with three of a kind, Deuces
Seat 7: actionDJ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: JPette333 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: JOEBOB69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #18804107078: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2008/07/13 - 22:41:37 (ET)
Table 'Echepolos IV' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Kelisitaan ($1203.75 in chips)
Seat 2: chunmin ($2022 in chips)
Seat 3: SobraoBoY ($2560 in chips)
Seat 4: JPette333 ($1214 in chips)
Seat 5: bparis ($185 in chips)
Seat 6: futilewar ($3195.10 in chips)
Seat 7: actionDJ ($1007 in chips)
Seat 8: uconnsports1 ($905 in chips)
Seat 9: Default71721 ($200 in chips)
uconnsports1: posts small blind $5
Default71721: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kelisitaan [Kd Kh]
Kelisitaan: raises $10 to $20
chunmin: folds
SobraoBoY: folds
JPette333: calls $20
bparis: folds
futilewar: folds
actionDJ: folds
uconnsports1: calls $15
Default71721: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qh Jd 2h]
uconnsports1: checks
Kelisitaan: bets $20
JPette333: calls $20
uconnsports1: raises $80 to $100
Kelisitaan: calls $80
JPette333: folds
*** TURN *** [Qh Jd 2h] [Ks]
uconnsports1: bets $222
Kelisitaan: raises $861.75 to $1083.75 and is all-in
uconnsports1: calls $563 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($298.75) returned to Kelisitaan
*** RIVER *** [Qh Jd 2h Ks] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
uconnsports1: shows [8h Jh] (a pair of Jacks)
Kelisitaan: shows [Kd Kh] (three of a kind, Kings)
Kelisitaan collected $1857 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1860 | Rake $3
Board [Qh Jd 2h Ks Ad]
Seat 1: Kelisitaan showed [Kd Kh] and won ($1857) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 2: chunmin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: SobraoBoY folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: JPette333 folded on the Flop
Seat 5: bparis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: futilewar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: actionDJ (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: uconnsports1 (small blind) showed [8h Jh] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 9: Default71721 (big blind) folded before Flop

lol donkaments

Dealt to GoMukYaSelf [Jc Js]
kleath: folds
GoMukYaSelf: raises 3294 to 5294
Maverick Sr.: folds
bbrendo224: folds
akat11: folds
RoyalCrusher: raises 18856 to 24150 and is all-in
ssx22: folds
VARICO: folds
GoMukYaSelf: calls 18856
*** FLOP *** [5d 3c Kc]
GoMukYaSelf said, "awrpgjkptsjhk"
*** TURN *** [5d 3c Kc] [Jh]
GoMukYaSelf said, "hey"
*** RIVER *** [5d 3c Kc Jh] [3h]
GoMukYaSelf said, "omg"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
GoMukYaSelf: shows [Jc Js] (a full house, Jacks full of Threes)
RoyalCrusher: shows [3s 3d] (four of a kind, Threes)
RoyalCrusher said, "wtf"
ssx22 said, "omg"
RoyalCrusher collected 52900 from pot

I can't believe that I actually ran over expectation this session, unreal

kelistaan trying to fill the void of the busto stakes posts imo

maybe just a little restraint on the barrage of HH's

Just played all the big Sunday donkaments. Apparantly i'm running bad in them also. Bustoed the 2million when AK<33 on AK3 flop etc etc.

Busted the 2nd chance deepish when I got all in with JJ vs. 88 on ATT flop.

The only one I ran well in was a $69 tourney on FTP.

Was 4/18 when aggro luckbox chip leader raises my bb from button. I reraise KK. Get all in on 69Tss flop and his 78 was good.

1st was 14k and 18th was <1 buyin at NL400.

haha

monkeytilt = still not under control I seez

ahhh finally a forum for this question...

i'm playing 500nl live with some lawyer buddies every 3rd tuesday of months without an "R" should i always be felting QQ & KK pf for 105 bbs if my opponents show strength?


btw i don't have ptracker for these games but i have been using a gus hansen type recorder to keep track of important things so I can give some more details if needed.

sorry i didn't include a HH.... converter was broke but basically i minraise from mp1, 4 callers, bb raises to $40, utg calls back to me wtf?

don't respond if you're going to make fun pls...k thx
p.s. months w/o R = May, June, July, August and not all the lawyers drink

Keli u are the bets idiot,lammer,stupid and baby Pokerstars Community,go to Montecarlo 09,Wsop 09? speak me !!
bye fishy mohahahahaha

lloron!!!

Sobraofish, everyone knows that you are awful at poker and a complete luckbox...literally, everyone. Everytime you get talked about at the tables, people talk about how horrible and lucky you are. Yet, you're the only one at the tables who calls me an idiot...hmm...maybe you're the idiot?

PS: I make at least 2x as much money as you do, play about 15x better than you do, and run like 10x worse than you...so for you to call me a fish is lol...come up with your own insults you grande pez

you are bad at english. it's like you got angry, so you just gave up completely on the language. you seem like a good kid, but what the eff is a lammer?

who cares what lammer is! baby pokerstars = rofl
oh and btw i loved the spanish trash talk by u both at the table very funny
and did i mention that i luv u both

^ the best one

lloron

Actually I've gotten a lot better. I only play limit if there's a huge fish sitting like Chris Moneymaker for example:

POKERSTARS GAME #18802557493: HOLD'EM LIMIT ($30/$60) - 2008/07/13 - 21:27:41 (ET)
Table 'Dactyl' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: BlGGIESMALLS ($444.50 in chips)
Seat 2: dcm-diplomat ($2612.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Money800 ($1333 in chips)
Seat 5: King Charles ($1632 in chips)
Seat 6: marchinvest2 ($745 in chips)
dcm-diplomat: posts small blind $15
Money800: posts big blind $30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BlGGIESMALLS [Ad Jh]
King Charles: folds
marchinvest2: raises $30 to $60
BlGGIESMALLS: raises $30 to $90
dcm-diplomat: folds
Money800: raises $30 to $120
Betting is capped
marchinvest2: calls $60
BlGGIESMALLS: calls $30
*** FLOP *** [6c Jd 8h]
Money800: bets $30
marchinvest2: folds
BlGGIESMALLS: raises $30 to $60
Money800: calls $30
*** TURN *** [6c Jd 8h] [4s]
Money800: checks
BlGGIESMALLS: bets $60
Money800: calls $60
*** RIVER *** [6c Jd 8h 4s] [Ah]
Money800: checks
BlGGIESMALLS: bets $60
Money800: calls $60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BlGGIESMALLS: shows [Ad Jh] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Money800: mucks hand
BlGGIESMALLS collected $733 from pot
4014batau joins the table at seat #4
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $735 | Rake $2
Board [6c Jd 8h 4s Ah]
Seat 1: BlGGIESMALLS (button) showed [Ad Jh] and won ($733) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 2: dcm-diplomat (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Money800 (big blind) mucked [5c 5s]
Seat 5: King Charles folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: marchinvest2 folded on the Flop

zomg rotflmfaooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sobrao youre always welcome here

YOU guess who's who

hooked on phonics please....oh wait you don't even know what that is so here I will start you off with the kindergarten one.


http://books.google.com/books?id=99I...author:Phonics

"This kindergarten learn-to-read starter kit gets kids excited about reading with musical audio CDs, flash cards, a workbook filled with activities and stories, and 14 magical books all designed to get kids started with basic phonics skills. Plus, a CD-ROM with 28 computer activities is designed to reinforce their new skills with fun games they can play on their own."

Holy **** that's funny

I can't stop watching, and I can't stop laughing. 300 guys facial expressions are too much.

There's **** on the wall behind them lolzzzz

not knowing english is a weird thing to make fun of someone for

ya wtf Epi

Well i'd make fun of him for being the luckiest poker player alive but it seems like that has been a tad bit overused by now and I just loved the phrase 14 magical books so I had to put it in there ldo.

Plus I want him to make fun of me, since it's hilarious when he speaks (just like pisco but even better because he makes fun of people)

Sobroa is honestly just fn atrocious at poker. Calls every 3bet with small pps its hilarious. sometimes even calls 4bets. awesome.