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08-01-2009 , 01:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ATwqbJKgxc

Last edited by Artanis11; 08-01-2009 at 01:31 PM. Reason: Actually, I do deliver.
08-01-2009 , 01:28 PM


first
08-01-2009 , 02:14 PM
is it just me or is august the worst month of the year for everything
08-01-2009 , 02:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deanglow
is it just me or is august the worst month of the year for everything
In Brasil this is general knowledge
08-01-2009 , 04:17 PM
pool domination

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x65Of56EVdc
08-01-2009 , 05:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ale1teixeira
In Brasil this is general knowledge
why doesnt brasil have a lapt

i want to go to carnaval
08-01-2009 , 05:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by too eazy
why doesnt brasil have a lapt

i want to go to carnaval
they did one last year.

like 30% tax on poker winnings
08-01-2009 , 11:09 PM
So I hadn't been reading the chat for a while because it's 90% you guys talking about music or f*ed up crap like horse porn. :-P

But I thought this was interesting, so here's my 5 cents...

Quote:
Originally Posted by GrandMelon
Ive been so torn on wtf i want to do with my life its killing me. Ive been toying with getting a job to avoid resume gap (lol not really) and to just be a normal member of society. I hate having to "hide" what I do and how much money I make from friends and acquaintances but having to answer all those ridiculous questions and people only thinking of you as that rich gambling poker dude also sucks.

Im probably just gonna end of staying a pro cause Im too lazy to look for a job although I dont know how long I can do it for. My life feels kinda empty just sitting at home doing nothing waiting for the two friends I have here in Houston to get off work. I really need to get out of this town cause theres nothing here for me but I have no idea where I want to live. I think they only way I can continue being a pro is if I move somewhere cool like Cali or Vegas or something with like 2 or 3 other poker players and just live it up or maybe travel and play some big live events. Doing this by myself just really sucks for me.

sorry for the rant just been kinda depressed since realizing the best years of my life are over and also getting back from having fun in vegas to this crap hole
Not sure why you seem to think playing poker is a bad thing. Most people I tell that I play poker seem to be genuinely positive and interested in what I do. I think the fact that you think poker is a "gap" on your resume is indicative of why you're feeling a little down. If you're thinking of going back to work, here's why poker is NOT a gap on your resume:

* you manage a 50+K bankroll (I assume you're adequately rolled to multitable 5/10+) - most people have never touched this much money in liquid assets. You navigate your way thru booms and dooms, always making sure you're adequately rolled for any game you play, using Kelly or whatever your bankroll criteria is. Your experience with managing a large sum of money and managing draws puts you in the top 10% of any applicant pool; maybe the top 5% if the other applicants are the same age as you.
* you weigh risk/reward on a regular basis and then you act on it, backing up your decisions with your own assets. Any sort of management position is going to look for future decision makers. Again, this puts you in the top 10% of any applicant pool.
* you're a proven winner. You regularly compete with some of the best players in the world, and you come out ahead. You're easily in the top 1-2% of poker players in the world. This puts you in the top 10% of any applicant pool.
* you run your own business. if you've been a pro player for a few years, you've probably looked into "business" decisions, such as selecting health/dental benefits, setting up a retirement fund, budgeting, etc. I don't see how this doesn't make you look better than some dweeb who's had his nose in a book or pushing paper for a few years.
* you have planned for and travelled the world, going to various tournaments, taking in local culture, etc.
* finally, you will probably make more money playing poker than the entry level position you will select. How is someone not going to be impressed that you gave up more money to work for their firm/industry?

So it's really a matter of packaging your experiences and conveying that effectively. I don't see how some guy (a few years?) out of college is going to look much better than that. I used to work with a guy who took home 10 figures every year and he always had a high opinion of poker players doing well in business (he cashed in some of the pre-Moneymaker wsops). I can't imagine we're the only ones who think that a lot of the attributes of playing poker well would also translate well in the business world.

And seriously, wtf is that crap about the best years of your life being gone? Aren't you like in your mid 20s?!? :-P

You're young and have money. In the next few months/years, you will need to make a HUGE decision on what you want to do with the rest of your life - "traditional" job or poker. Think about what you would enjoy doing the rest of your life, weighing the activity itself and its income prospects over time - it's not rocket science. When you decide, you should make a 5 year plan and a career plan for yourself and detail exactly how you're going to get there. If you choose poker, I have the following suggestions/comments:

* the competition will ALWAYS get better at poker. the quality of poker today is better than it was just 5 years ago. Five years from now, it will be better yet. Yes, we may get a temporary reprieve if poker is legalized in the US or if Asia joins the poker boom, but for the most part just plan on playing with a lot of regs who are only going to get better. On the flip side, over time, you will probably get better at your "traditional" job and may even rise to a cushy senior management position. What sounds better to you? For you to want to play poker as a "pro", you should be looking forward to constantly improving your game, learning new games and staying ahead of the pack. Because as part of this new career, that's what you need to do to be successful.

* set up some longer term plans. I assume you will want the option to be able to retire at some point. So you need to start saving now. One of the perks of having your own business is that you can set up your own cushy tax-deferred retirement plan. Take advantage of it. You should also put aside some money regulary and invest in other investments that will provide you with streams of income in the future (whether that be real estate, businesses, stocks, bonds, etc). At some point before you retire, your streams of income should WAY exceed your monthly expenses and maybe even your poker winnings. Also, buying a place of residence is a good idea, so you'll always have a place to live, and as an investment and tax deduction.

Since I've never met you, I obviously can't speak to your home situation. But living every day feeling like you're wasting your time is no way to live. Again, you're young and you have money, so figure out what you want to do and do it. Carpe diem.

Anyway, just my take on poker & life. Hope you found it useful. Otherwise, I'm sure someone will post more horse porn, diseased scrotum shots or cleavage soon to make you forget this post. :-)
08-01-2009 , 11:38 PM
yo i'm almost two years out of college now, and i've made about 10x more than anyone i know who got a real job, including friends who have masters degrees at ivy league schools.

at first i worried about hte same things, but i've since realized that the simple confidence boost i've gained in knowing i am capable of managing my own life 100% by myself would have to rub off on anyone who interviewed me for a possible working position.

the fact that i know the company i would hypothetically work for would need me more than i would need to work for them would probably assure me a solid job in the market at any point in the future.

this is presuming i don't freak out and go busto at some point.

that's my 2c.

biggest downside is if you're like me and generally a guarded dude, when i meet new people i'm very hesitant to talk about anything concerning work and this usually comes off as super shady but **** them it's my life anyways.
08-02-2009 , 12:44 AM
i can totally see where gm is coming from. i graduated from college in 08 (with a masters which is worse), and took a coding job. i was decent at poker and played a bit in the evenings and on weekends. after like 7 months i hated my job more than anything in the world. i wasn't even sure if computer science was the right major for me, and i don't know if i would ever be happy in another coding job. i quit my job and decided to take a break.

during this time i picked up a poker coach who has been steadily improving my game. the first 2 months were pretty rough, but the 2nd two went much better. i've been on a "break" for 4 months now, and everyday i wonder wtf i should be doing with my life. get another coding job i will likely dislike, try to continue to improve at poker and turn this trial period into a real professional, i just don't know. but i feel everything gm is feeling, at least i think, but i'm not as good a player as a lot of you guys.

i also don't think you have to be guarded to not really want to talk about it. i usually just tell people i do contract programming, and since that sounds super boring they don't usually ask anything else. i just don't want to explain poker to them, get asked personal or dumb questions, or hear about how im wasting my great education.

anyway, wish me luck in figuring out my life...
08-02-2009 , 03:48 AM
Alchemist makes sick beats-vid is dope too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs-1YqfBtdE
08-02-2009 , 11:19 AM
I feel where your at GM. i dropped out of uni with one semestet to go to give poker a shot full time. i ran like god for the first few months which was great then i ran like a bitch for a few months and pretty much doubted any skill i had, but deep down i knew i was able to beat the games at a good clip and make some monies.
i think we are all in the same boat a lot of us are bright kids who could do well in the normal society with regular jobs etc but we all have that "dark side" that secretly loves what we do and lets face it we all love soul crushing fish more than life itself.

we are never gonna fit into the mainstream we live a life that nobody can even comprehend we deal witrh amoutns of money that are sik to the general population. imo the only way to move forward is to embrace what we do and try to be the best at it, we are top flight sportsmen who compete against their peers to continually prove we are better than the pack.

If you want to lead a fullfilled life in this profession you need to realise that we make decisions for more money on a second by second basis than most people will ever need to comprehend. we are elite at what we do and we should be proud of it.

Last edited by sparky999; 08-02-2009 at 11:20 AM. Reason: i'm drunk . .. my grammar and pselling suks
08-02-2009 , 01:51 PM
08-02-2009 , 02:41 PM
yesterday i went to a nude beach here in Vancouver, got hammered and did mushrooms.
so sick.

i got to see a bunch of my cute\hot female friends topless which was A+ and then just laid there in the sun tripping balls for hours.
eventually it just turned into a huge jam session as the sun went down with random naked people singing, rockin on drums, and playing guitars.

these hippies got sheit figured out.
08-02-2009 , 02:52 PM
goin to incubus tonight at mohegan sickkkk
08-02-2009 , 02:57 PM
08-02-2009 , 03:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DoubleFly
So I hadn't been reading the chat for a while because it's 90% you guys talking about music or f*ed up crap like horse porn. :-P

But I thought this was interesting, so here's my 5 cents...



Not sure why you seem to think playing poker is a bad thing. Most people I tell that I play poker seem to be genuinely positive and interested in what I do. I think the fact that you think poker is a "gap" on your resume is indicative of why you're feeling a little down. If you're thinking of going back to work, here's why poker is NOT a gap on your resume:

* you manage a 50+K bankroll (I assume you're adequately rolled to multitable 5/10+) - most people have never touched this much money in liquid assets. You navigate your way thru booms and dooms, always making sure you're adequately rolled for any game you play, using Kelly or whatever your bankroll criteria is. Your experience with managing a large sum of money and managing draws puts you in the top 10% of any applicant pool; maybe the top 5% if the other applicants are the same age as you.
* you weigh risk/reward on a regular basis and then you act on it, backing up your decisions with your own assets. Any sort of management position is going to look for future decision makers. Again, this puts you in the top 10% of any applicant pool.
* you're a proven winner. You regularly compete with some of the best players in the world, and you come out ahead. You're easily in the top 1-2% of poker players in the world. This puts you in the top 10% of any applicant pool.
* you run your own business. if you've been a pro player for a few years, you've probably looked into "business" decisions, such as selecting health/dental benefits, setting up a retirement fund, budgeting, etc. I don't see how this doesn't make you look better than some dweeb who's had his nose in a book or pushing paper for a few years.
* you have planned for and travelled the world, going to various tournaments, taking in local culture, etc.
* finally, you will probably make more money playing poker than the entry level position you will select. How is someone not going to be impressed that you gave up more money to work for their firm/industry?

So it's really a matter of packaging your experiences and conveying that effectively. I don't see how some guy (a few years?) out of college is going to look much better than that. I used to work with a guy who took home 10 figures every year and he always had a high opinion of poker players doing well in business (he cashed in some of the pre-Moneymaker wsops). I can't imagine we're the only ones who think that a lot of the attributes of playing poker well would also translate well in the business world.

And seriously, wtf is that crap about the best years of your life being gone? Aren't you like in your mid 20s?!? :-P

You're young and have money. In the next few months/years, you will need to make a HUGE decision on what you want to do with the rest of your life - "traditional" job or poker. Think about what you would enjoy doing the rest of your life, weighing the activity itself and its income prospects over time - it's not rocket science. When you decide, you should make a 5 year plan and a career plan for yourself and detail exactly how you're going to get there. If you choose poker, I have the following suggestions/comments:

* the competition will ALWAYS get better at poker. the quality of poker today is better than it was just 5 years ago. Five years from now, it will be better yet. Yes, we may get a temporary reprieve if poker is legalized in the US or if Asia joins the poker boom, but for the most part just plan on playing with a lot of regs who are only going to get better. On the flip side, over time, you will probably get better at your "traditional" job and may even rise to a cushy senior management position. What sounds better to you? For you to want to play poker as a "pro", you should be looking forward to constantly improving your game, learning new games and staying ahead of the pack. Because as part of this new career, that's what you need to do to be successful.

* set up some longer term plans. I assume you will want the option to be able to retire at some point. So you need to start saving now. One of the perks of having your own business is that you can set up your own cushy tax-deferred retirement plan. Take advantage of it. You should also put aside some money regulary and invest in other investments that will provide you with streams of income in the future (whether that be real estate, businesses, stocks, bonds, etc). At some point before you retire, your streams of income should WAY exceed your monthly expenses and maybe even your poker winnings. Also, buying a place of residence is a good idea, so you'll always have a place to live, and as an investment and tax deduction.

Since I've never met you, I obviously can't speak to your home situation. But living every day feeling like you're wasting your time is no way to live. Again, you're young and you have money, so figure out what you want to do and do it. Carpe diem.

Anyway, just my take on poker & life. Hope you found it useful. Otherwise, I'm sure someone will post more horse porn, diseased scrotum shots or cleavage soon to make you forget this post. :-)


Sick post Fly

You definitely brought up a bunch of points Id never thought of before.
08-02-2009 , 04:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Effen
goin to incubus tonight at mohegan sickkkk
saw them in mansfield last night. unbelievable setlist. I'm exhausted from losing my mind for 2 straight hours. It was basically a best of show going back to S.C.I.E.N.C.E. Best concert i've seen this summer.
08-02-2009 , 04:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DoubleFly
So I hadn't been reading the chat for a while because it's 90% you guys talking about music or f*ed up crap like horse porn. :-P

But I thought this was interesting, so here's my 5 cents...



Not sure why you seem to think playing poker is a bad thing. Most people I tell that I play poker seem to be genuinely positive and interested in what I do. I think the fact that you think poker is a "gap" on your resume is indicative of why you're feeling a little down. If you're thinking of going back to work, here's why poker is NOT a gap on your resume:

* you manage a 50+K bankroll (I assume you're adequately rolled to multitable 5/10+) - most people have never touched this much money in liquid assets. You navigate your way thru booms and dooms, always making sure you're adequately rolled for any game you play, using Kelly or whatever your bankroll criteria is. Your experience with managing a large sum of money and managing draws puts you in the top 10% of any applicant pool; maybe the top 5% if the other applicants are the same age as you.
* you weigh risk/reward on a regular basis and then you act on it, backing up your decisions with your own assets. Any sort of management position is going to look for future decision makers. Again, this puts you in the top 10% of any applicant pool.
* you're a proven winner. You regularly compete with some of the best players in the world, and you come out ahead. You're easily in the top 1-2% of poker players in the world. This puts you in the top 10% of any applicant pool.
* you run your own business. if you've been a pro player for a few years, you've probably looked into "business" decisions, such as selecting health/dental benefits, setting up a retirement fund, budgeting, etc. I don't see how this doesn't make you look better than some dweeb who's had his nose in a book or pushing paper for a few years.
* you have planned for and travelled the world, going to various tournaments, taking in local culture, etc.
* finally, you will probably make more money playing poker than the entry level position you will select. How is someone not going to be impressed that you gave up more money to work for their firm/industry?

So it's really a matter of packaging your experiences and conveying that effectively. I don't see how some guy (a few years?) out of college is going to look much better than that. I used to work with a guy who took home 10 figures every year and he always had a high opinion of poker players doing well in business (he cashed in some of the pre-Moneymaker wsops). I can't imagine we're the only ones who think that a lot of the attributes of playing poker well would also translate well in the business world.

And seriously, wtf is that crap about the best years of your life being gone? Aren't you like in your mid 20s?!? :-P

You're young and have money. In the next few months/years, you will need to make a HUGE decision on what you want to do with the rest of your life - "traditional" job or poker. Think about what you would enjoy doing the rest of your life, weighing the activity itself and its income prospects over time - it's not rocket science. When you decide, you should make a 5 year plan and a career plan for yourself and detail exactly how you're going to get there. If you choose poker, I have the following suggestions/comments:

* the competition will ALWAYS get better at poker. the quality of poker today is better than it was just 5 years ago. Five years from now, it will be better yet. Yes, we may get a temporary reprieve if poker is legalized in the US or if Asia joins the poker boom, but for the most part just plan on playing with a lot of regs who are only going to get better. On the flip side, over time, you will probably get better at your "traditional" job and may even rise to a cushy senior management position. What sounds better to you? For you to want to play poker as a "pro", you should be looking forward to constantly improving your game, learning new games and staying ahead of the pack. Because as part of this new career, that's what you need to do to be successful.

* set up some longer term plans. I assume you will want the option to be able to retire at some point. So you need to start saving now. One of the perks of having your own business is that you can set up your own cushy tax-deferred retirement plan. Take advantage of it. You should also put aside some money regulary and invest in other investments that will provide you with streams of income in the future (whether that be real estate, businesses, stocks, bonds, etc). At some point before you retire, your streams of income should WAY exceed your monthly expenses and maybe even your poker winnings. Also, buying a place of residence is a good idea, so you'll always have a place to live, and as an investment and tax deduction.

Since I've never met you, I obviously can't speak to your home situation. But living every day feeling like you're wasting your time is no way to live. Again, you're young and you have money, so figure out what you want to do and do it. Carpe diem.

Anyway, just my take on poker & life. Hope you found it useful. Otherwise, I'm sure someone will post more horse porn, diseased scrotum shots or cleavage soon to make you forget this post. :-)
this is my 6th avatar stars rejected

08-02-2009 , 06:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ranka
WTF?!

I have to post it again:
08-02-2009 , 07:12 PM
So i get to the borgota at like 11:50pm last nigth and go straight to the poker room. i only have about 2500 in cash on me after a terrible mohegan sun trip, but i go right to the high stakes room. I sit down at 5-10 and buy in for 2k. I try to build an agressive image right away by raising every single hand preflop and manage to do so but lose about 800 in the process. at this point im pissed cuz im like great im gonna lose all the money I brought here. I lose another 200 then go to the atm and take out 500 so i can sit at 2k. Btw there is this amazing israeli fish at the table who literally NEVER raises preflop or on the flop EVER. just call call call, and literally hes calling everything. I finally take a nice 3k pot off him with 1010 when i turn a boat on a qq3 flop and he pays me off with kq. So at this point im feeling good agian about even for the session. I win some small pots and now i have like 4k in front of me.
Heres the hand; the fish limps in ep and the guy on his direct left makes it 60. I dont know much about this guy but hes def tilting a little since he had 7k at the table when i sat down and now hes got closer to 4k, like 3700. The button flats and I flat as well out of the sb with 35 of diamonds, and the fish completes. The flop comes boom bang a42 with two diamonds. I checks, fish checks, raiser cbets 75. BUtton folds and i flat, as does the fish. The turn is a k of hearts, putting back door hearts out there as well. I check, the fish checks, and the preflop raiser makes it 300 this time. I think for a minute and make it 850. The fish tanks for a min but folds, and as soon as he does, the preflop raiser jams. I INSTA call obvi and the rivers a 5 and he just mucks. SHip the 7500+ pot my biggest ever liiive!
08-02-2009 , 07:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ranka
WTF?!

I have to post it again:
I don't think I even want to know what kind of debauchery goes on in the town of Ranka. :-)
08-02-2009 , 08:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dankness3
So i get to the borgota at like 11:50pm last nigth and go straight to the poker room. i only have about 2500 in cash on me after a terrible mohegan sun trip, but i go right to the high stakes room. I sit down at 5-10 and buy in for 2k. I try to build an agressive image right away by raising every single hand preflop and manage to do so but lose about 800 in the process. at this point im pissed cuz im like great im gonna lose all the money I brought here. I lose another 200 then go to the atm and take out 500 so i can sit at 2k. Btw there is this amazing israeli fish at the table who literally NEVER raises preflop or on the flop EVER. just call call call, and literally hes calling everything. I finally take a nice 3k pot off him with 1010 when i turn a boat on a qq3 flop and he pays me off with kq. So at this point im feeling good agian about even for the session. I win some small pots and now i have like 4k in front of me.
Heres the hand; the fish limps in ep and the guy on his direct left makes it 60. I dont know much about this guy but hes def tilting a little since he had 7k at the table when i sat down and now hes got closer to 4k, like 3700. The button flats and I flat as well out of the sb with 35 of diamonds, and the fish completes. The flop comes boom bang a42 with two diamonds. I checks, fish checks, raiser cbets 75. BUtton folds and i flat, as does the fish. The turn is a k of hearts, putting back door hearts out there as well. I check, the fish checks, and the preflop raiser makes it 300 this time. I think for a minute and make it 850. The fish tanks for a min but folds, and as soon as he does, the preflop raiser jams. I INSTA call obvi and the rivers a 5 and he just mucks. SHip the 7500+ pot my biggest ever liiive!
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