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04-05-2009 , 11:27 PM
gl tommorw mr.nolan

you'll get ur pic up there soon enough
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04-06-2009 , 12:33 AM
yo i only have 15bb's but im strangely confident

well see what happens

for those who caer i lost most of the stack getting it in with AQc vs J5s on a Jc Tc 4d board.

lol donkaments
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04-06-2009 , 12:39 AM
gl tomorrow kick some az
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04-06-2009 , 12:40 AM
Wow so I recognized a few of the names that did well in the scoop the other day on cardplayer and clicked the link to check it out. At the bottom they had the pokerstars tv video of Slammed's final table. The commentary when he busted was great. Slammed has 2.001 bb's left and minraises, action folds to the bb who shoves and slammed of course snap calls. The announcer is like "oh and we have a very quick call from slammedfire, you could say that it might be a little loose but this is a turbo tournament"

I lol'd.

http://www.cardplayer.com/poker-news...exygee-win-big
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04-06-2009 , 02:11 AM
http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.ph...u=MZ4aj&ref=mf

KiD CuDi Ft. Kanye West, Common, Lady Gaga - I Poke Her Face

Pretty cool
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04-06-2009 , 08:51 AM
gl too easy
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04-07-2009 , 03:45 AM
I Actually know kid cudi- good friend of my last roomate. Real good guy.
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04-07-2009 , 07:03 AM
isnta cure for sick tilt


Poker Stars $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP1: $836.35
MP2: $400.00
CO: $1190.20
Hero (BTN): $721.40
SB: $394.35
BB: $400.00
UTG: $803.00
UTG+1: $421.60
UTG+2: $911.10

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BTN with A A
UTG raises to $12, 5 folds, Hero calls $12, SB raises to $300, 1 fold, UTG raises to $588, Hero raises to $721.40 all in, SB calls $94.35 all in, UTG calls $133.40

Flop: ($1841.15) 2 3 6 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($1841.15) 5 (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($1841.15) K (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $1841.15
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
SB mucks 9 9
UTG shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
Hero wins $654.10
Hero wins $1184.05
(Rake: $3.00)
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04-07-2009 , 09:24 AM
lsp i know you didnt mean it, i was trying to make it more authentic
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04-07-2009 , 01:50 PM
i just woke up from an awesome dream

my friend was complaining about not having any money, and how the bank wouldnt give him a loan and his life was fckd, etc. so i'm like 'ok come with me to the bank'.

so we get there and im like let me talk to the loan guy and they do. i go to his office and he starts asking me what i want a loan for. i tell him i just want it to invest in his bank. he gets a bit confused and says the stock market is unpredictable and they cant give loans for what is essentially gambling.

so i pull out some papers from lord knows where, and show him his bank's forcasts and how they are supposed to grow X amount in the next 5 years. the amount is way more than the loan's interest so i should be guaranteed to show profit on the investment. he is a bit flustered and says it not possible. and im like "SO you mean to tell me these are all LIES!? let me talk to your manager!" and he starts to blush and gets all worried before he finally says i can have a loan. he asks how much and im like $5million plz. he says its too much and i show him the papers again. so he sighs and says yes.

i go to the teller and withdraw all 5million and head to asia to live out my days. i dunno what happened to my friend really.

then i woke up w\ no mney and now want to go the bank and try this.
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04-07-2009 , 02:08 PM
A+

Last edited by SgtJake; 04-07-2009 at 02:29 PM. Reason: yes A+
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04-07-2009 , 02:56 PM
really that is a sick dream
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04-08-2009 , 01:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by coordi
isnta cure for sick tilt


Poker Stars $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP1: $836.35
MP2: $400.00
CO: $1190.20
Hero (BTN): $721.40
SB: $394.35
BB: $400.00
UTG: $803.00
UTG+1: $421.60
UTG+2: $911.10

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BTN with A A
UTG raises to $12, 5 folds, Hero calls $12, SB raises to $300, 1 fold, UTG raises to $588, Hero raises to $721.40 all in, SB calls $94.35 all in, UTG calls $133.40

Flop: ($1841.15) 2 3 6 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($1841.15) 5 (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($1841.15) K (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $1841.15
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
SB mucks 9 9
UTG shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
Hero wins $654.10
Hero wins $1184.05
(Rake: $3.00)
This hand is more than nice.
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04-08-2009 , 01:36 AM
just finished 11th in the super tuesday fml
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04-08-2009 , 03:33 AM
dank was owning me at the tables today so i put this jam on repeat to get in his head http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_U8YeXr434
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04-08-2009 , 04:49 AM
Poker Stars $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): $1000.00
BB: $1546.00

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is BTN/SB with J A
Hero raises to $30, BB raises to $110, Hero calls $80

Flop: ($220.00) 6 5 J (2 players)
BB bets $130, Hero raises to $270, BB calls $140

Turn: ($760.00) 2 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $620 all in, BB calls $620

River: ($2000.00) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $2000.00
Hero shows J A (three of a kind, Jacks)
BB shows 7 K (a pair of Jacks)
Hero wins $1999.00
(Rake: $1.00)

Guess that reg.
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04-08-2009 , 04:57 AM
Gomuk probably.
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04-08-2009 , 05:20 AM
you were supposed to have 78 obv
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04-08-2009 , 09:26 AM
It is gomuk. Checked PTR!
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04-08-2009 , 10:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Artanis11
It is gomuk. Checked PTR!
+1, he had an overcard anyway so I don't see what the big deal is, sometimes u gotta make aggressive calls hu
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04-08-2009 , 12:29 PM
yo what % did yall pay in taxes this year

also i just found out i owe more than i have in my bank account (forgot about first quarterly payment) and am gonna have to borrow ***
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