Honorable mention sounds like fun. Perhaps with a nice "why they didn't make the podium" end to each write-up.

Garlick: best I could do but guess the opening band here

Calis "i got robbed at the gas station" story was great but nothing will beat him not showing up to that job interview.

Was this when I tried to get him a job at outback or was there another interview?

Job at outback. I also recall his 3k a month stop win policy. He played until he won 3k then took the rest of the month off. Flawless logic.

Hard to tell based on that pic, but given instruments on the stage, I'll guess Violent Femmes.

All this talk about ilcd. Guys... I’m getting the situation back together again! Who’s coming with me, man?!?

As much as a certain someone hates the thread, that someone is the godfather of it. Venice should be on that list. He gave birth to it. It was more like a big dump after thanksgiving dinner, but yeah birth

Venice doesn't like us any more

He only liked us one time. That was in Vegas at the 1/1 game. He didn’t think we would recognize him, but it sure made his day when we did.

Um excuse me sir I have only made 2 predictions and they were both right so of course I am

Absolutely untrue.

Just got burned out after the headrubbin. Any time I go back, all I see is SABR going through another existential life crisis.

No way I should be on the list.

Lol it’s true

Edit: the life crisis part

we've had bouts of picking up the pieces to Ava's life too

Yup. They actually shredded pretty hard.

This thread takes too long to open. Close it and start a new one? or wait til 350 poasts?

Just droppin by to say i enjoy the writeups, plus the aids posting follow

Also: Feely is absolutely right that Avas ability to get the whole threads attention over and over with his different life choiches/life crisis topics is absolutely world class. Just for that reason alone he deserves to be on the list imo. + The fact that he got more than 2500 live hours, important to not forget. Cause if you do, he will remind you asap.

Also+1: DCFT tilted story from leaving Vegas with insane lines at the airport made me laugh really hard,dont remember if it was poasted in the chat thread and/or the Vegas trip thread.

All you suckers fell right into Ava’s thirst trap

Awesome. Saw them at a festival a couple of years ago, and they were great.
Who did they open for?

First lol of the morning.

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I always picture Slim living in a 37 room mansion, so I'm assuming this is the dog's sitting room.

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+1

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Also, lol's per post count is very high in this thread.

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Havent seen ava mentioned

Number 4-11t

WARNING: SNOWFLAKES SHOULD NOT READ PAST THIS POINT

11t grew in the dusty plains states of humble beginnings. At a young age he quickly realized he was the smartest kid in the room and made every effort to let his fellow classmates know just that. He started reading nihilist literature in 5th grade and developed his outlook on life.

And then it all changed on November 8, 2016. Seemingly overnight the quirky fella became an avowed leftie. Now to be sure, he was still extremely confident he had all the answers...just that night all of the answers were in stark contrast to the prior answers from the day before. If you dared question the Comrade you would unleash a flurry of SJW buzzwords. He was now a full on Bernie Bro. No word if he is gone all-in as an Antifa foot soldier.

This led to many posters attempting to tweak Mr. 11t with silly one liners and politarding. Predictably, he couldn't resist and the Chat would often quickly devolve into a poo-slinging mess that could only be quelled by the calm, patient Shirt Tucker. Said Shirt Tucker would often check in to chat only to find page after page of finger pointing and name calling. And he would not be happy. Parties involved would be put on time out until cooler heads prevailed. The most frequent foils in these skirmishes was Lapi, Giltrucci and at the end Big Skip. The battle with Skip (last summer??) got quite heated.

In the end, 11t (wisely I think) backed away from SM and the Chat. It just wasn't worth the effort I suppose.

But it wasn't always politarding and online combat for 11t. Prior to this he had a brief dalliance with life as an MTT pro. He final tabled 2 (I believe) MTTs in a relatively short window of time. One was streamed and the Tards got to witness 11t in action...and his now infamous white belt. Said white belt was the prototype for the prize of the same name that Shirt Tucker crafted and brought to Vegas. It was meant to be awarded to the biggest winner of that initial poo-slinging 1/1 game (yours truly btw). Of course LOLAPD stole that like the drunken ADD child he is. Perhaps someone has a pic of said prize from the initial meet up??

He also had a scary medical issue. Fortunately, it was caught early and I believe it is all good at this point. He did share some rather disturbing shots of said medical issue. I WILL NOT BE MAKING ANY JOKES ABOUT HIS MEDICAL ISSUE!!

But now Comrade 11t is getting older (and perhaps mellowing??)...not sure how old he is but he has gotten married, purchased a house and seems to be doing well in his chosen career. Will there be little 11t's running around in Kansas City sometime soon? Time will tell.

Until then he has the honor(?) of being the 4th ranked poaster on Uncle Slim's Power Bottom ranking. As with all of the other ranked people, I wish him the best in his efforts going forward (except in his attempts to raise my taxes!!). But for everything else Mazel Tov Comrade!

Ben Folds...was a good night