Number 4-11t
WARNING: SNOWFLAKES SHOULD NOT READ PAST THIS POINT
11t grew in the dusty plains states of humble beginnings. At a young age he quickly realized he was the smartest kid in the room and made every effort to let his fellow classmates know just that. He started reading nihilist literature in 5th grade and developed his outlook on life.
And then it all changed on November 8, 2016. Seemingly overnight the quirky fella became an avowed leftie. Now to be sure, he was still extremely confident he had all the answers...just that night all of the answers were in stark contrast to the prior answers from the day before. If you dared question the Comrade you would unleash a flurry of SJW buzzwords. He was now a full on Bernie Bro. No word if he is gone all-in as an Antifa foot soldier.
This led to many posters attempting to tweak Mr. 11t with silly one liners and politarding. Predictably, he couldn't resist and the Chat would often quickly devolve into a poo-slinging mess that could only be quelled by the calm, patient
Shirt Tucker. Said
Shirt Tucker would often check in to chat only to find page after page of finger pointing and name calling. And he would not be happy. Parties involved would be put on time out until cooler heads prevailed. The most frequent foils in these skirmishes was Lapi, Giltrucci and at the end Big Skip. The battle with Skip (last summer??) got quite heated.
In the end, 11t (wisely I think) backed away from SM and the Chat. It just wasn't worth the effort I suppose.
But it wasn't always politarding and online combat for 11t. Prior to this he had a brief dalliance with life as an MTT pro. He final tabled 2 (I believe) MTTs in a relatively short window of time. One was streamed and the Tards got to witness 11t in action...and his now infamous white belt. Said white belt was the prototype for the prize of the same name that
Shirt Tucker crafted and brought to Vegas. It was meant to be awarded to the biggest winner of that initial poo-slinging 1/1 game (yours truly btw). Of course LOLAPD stole that like the drunken ADD child he is.
Perhaps someone has a pic of said prize from the initial meet up??
He also had a scary medical issue. Fortunately, it was caught early and I believe it is all good at this point. He did share some rather disturbing shots of said medical issue.
I WILL NOT BE MAKING ANY JOKES ABOUT HIS MEDICAL ISSUE!!
But now Comrade 11t is getting older (and perhaps mellowing??)...not sure how old he is but he has gotten married, purchased a house and seems to be doing well in his chosen career. Will there be little 11t's running around in Kansas City sometime soon? Time will tell.
Until then he has the honor(?) of being the 4th ranked poaster on Uncle Slim's Power Bottom ranking. As with all of the other ranked people, I wish him the best in his efforts going forward (except in his attempts to raise my taxes!!). But for everything else Mazel Tov Comrade!