DMW steak should make an appearance

Even as Paddie tries to AIDs up this thread with his incredible "sense of humor" the countdown must go on

Number 7-RandalGraves

****ing Randal aka Big Head, aka Lil' Buddy aka The Big Pollock. I believe Randy was the first chat thread denizen I met IRL. We were at a table and I saw this giant headed man child scrolling through the interwebz on his phone like the ADHD millennial that he is. I also saw him play AQ like a boss and pile on a Q hi flop and get there like it was his job against KK. Did he play the hand well? Absolutely not. Was he grinning like a socially ******ed wonder child who just found the cheat code for Super Mario Galaxy? You bet your ass he was

Little did I know this doofus was not far removed from doing security at a Best Buy warehouse somewhere off the Parkway. He was living in a closet with his backer and 13 other blokes like him, trying to find his way in the gambling world. He was treating himself to all you can eat apps at TGIF and spewing utterly worthless fantasy football "strat" at the only hot chick in the 2/5 player pool. To say this cat had no rap at the time would be an utter understatement. Quite simply, he was at this time (circa 2013/2014) an absolute UNIT

But he seemed a good hearted oaf and we had many laughs. He started gaining confidence in his game and in life. Sure he was occasionally losing the equivalent of small cars playing in games he had no business playing in but he was a growing boy. He got in the gym, started reading and generally tried to get better everyday. I give him props for that.

Eventually he met and became close to the absolute legend that was H Man (RIP). H taught him about the underbelly of MD including Seacrets and OC. Many drunken shenanigans ensued. Big Head and I have legit LOL'ed at some of the H Man stories. He was a classic.

But in my own way I took this giant under my wing and tried to show him some of the finer things in life. To say he was like a son to me would be overstating it...maybe an autistic step child. Or perhaps a red headed autistic stepchild. But a good boy. I took to him a 5 star restaurant with several other chatters and watched him vacuum up the table. I took him to Wynn Buffet in Vegas and watched the casino lose money for the first time in history. He took a cruise against my better judgment.

Finally like a rehabilitated injured wild bird he was ready to be let free and off he went to live in Sin City. Off he went and established a new life. He got in to vlogging (of which I have not watched more than 30 seconds so any cliffs would be appreciated), he started buying teddy bears for girls, hell he even got a passport recently. The kid is all growns up.



Doe the boy still dress like a 9 year old boy? Yes. Are all of his favorite team still hot garbage? Of course. But he is a good boy. And now he is ranked #7 on Uncle Slim's Power Bottom Chat Thread Ranking. So he has that going for him.

Well fkcing done!

Didn't realize this was a Top 10 Hey Good Looking list until pick#7.

GandImadethecut,yes!haven'tevenbeenworkingouteithe rG

Awww that was cute and made me chuckle

Nice write up for randy and much love for H


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Uncle slim just keeps on delivering

Over the years Randal has become like the little brother I never had. Or wanted. But got him anyway.

Number 6-IbelieveUOweme80k

****ing Chip. If this guy didn't have bad luck he would have no luck at all. One of the old timers in the thread, Chip almost has a permanent black cloud over his head. He unfortunately lost his long term newspaper job 5 or so years ago, his favorite sports team (with one exception) have been hot garbage and he hasn't had the greatest luck with the ladies.

When Chip puts his faith in something he REALLY puts his faith in something.
Often that support turns out to be unfounded optimism. When I first started posting ITT Chip was posting under the old SN IbelieveinKolb. This, of course, was because the Eagles fan was all-in on kevin Kolb as the QB of the future for his favorite team. Kolb started all of 7 forgettable games for the Eagles. LOLKolb would have been a better name.

Then somehow Chip got his SN changed to IbelieveinChipKelly when Kelly was hired as head coach of the Iggles. That position lasted 3 years.

Which leads us to his latest SN. Chip decided to get into a staking relationship with a married Asian woman who was "apparently" a professional baccarat player. No word on what her mark-up was.. Sadly, said woman did not live up to her professional designation and promptly lost $80k of her backers money. Chip was understandably despondent. His beloved Eagles were in utter disarray and his stake had gone upside down. He asked to have the Chip Kelly moniker changed. After some negotiation it was agreed that it could be changed but that there would be suggestions taken from the pentards. I believe it was GG that offered up the Ibelieveyouoweme$80k and the name stuck.

But Chip is more than just multiple screenames. He is a man of the people. He loves ranting on Twitter about his favorite teams. He has driven for Uber for a while, he tried his hand as a professional poker player and now deals in Vegas.

But the reason Chip is ranked as highly as he is is because of one simple post.

First he posted it....and then he actually did it in a live cash game. L-E-G-E-N-D-A-R-Y. Tbf there are some spots where folding AA pre can make sense but those are all very unique MTT/SNG type spots. But Chip wears that fold like a badge of honor.

Chip also has a very specific preference for the ladies. He likes them Asian beauties. Thus, he is a big fan of the LPGA tour.

Chip has been a frequent provider of fun in the chat. I'll let others hit on their favorite Chip moments. But although he gets ball busted for many of the lullz he always seemed to be a good sport about it.

Chip you absolute ****ing legend you.

If I'm not mistaken Chip had a pair of Eagles tennis shoes he was trying to sell in the Chat. If anyone has a pic of those I would love to see that

Dude this literally made my day/week/month/year.





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This is one of the shoes

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A LLSNL collectors item for sure

Buddy when you posted that AA pre-flop fold strat in a poker strategy forum you rocketed up the rankings. Tip of the cap.

Turtle texted me and let me know about this thread. Wasnt going to post but the quality was just too high.
Excellent work so far.

Chips lip shrapnel from the 1/1 game still haunts me. Literally have never seen lips that chapped before, and I hope I never see it again. Pretty sure I had to pour out a mixed drink.

Hopefully next time before you tip 15% of a pot you pull out a redbird to buy yourself some chapstick.

Section 8 lips

Jesus I forgot about Chip's overtipping. That's a good one too

lol @ Ashley Madison advertising on 2p2

Wow solid stuff

Uh. I don't have chapped lips. I think you are talking about my bottom lip which has busted blood vessels.

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Solid 31,000nd poast.

Tomorrow's top 10er will be....interesting