Number 9-Gobbledygeek (AKA GG)
Arguably the most polarizing poaster in the whole forum. This guy plays poker like it's 1961. In fact, let's be honest, he does everything like it's 1961.
Gas is 5 cents a gallon cheaper 10 miles across town? "Hop in the paneled station wagon kids we are going on a road trip!"
"Hey Kids we are going out to McDonalds tonight for a BIG Celebration dinner! Suzie you and little Mikey can share a drink with your mother"
But for real this chap loves to balance his limping range. I even found a book that apparently he co-wrote:
He's not interested in improving at all. All of the numbers and ranges and strat you throw at him is laughable in his mind. Every pear is a set mining option. But if we flop a set we are going check fold a ton...so hold on to your hats boys and girls!
He plays in a unicorn fantasy game full of absolute spewy, maniacal players pre-flop that transform into top flight pros post flop. This guy loves thinking about SPR more than Squid likes mood changing medicinals.
And boy does the poo get slung in his direction. Are there faults in his logic wrt to strat? Of course, but he carries on, takes the abuse and just keeps grinding out the modest wins. GG makes Knish look like an absolute Loose Passive Whale. But he has a good spirit about it all, seems to realize this is a laughably unimportant thread, shrugs and laughs it off.
He is more than a giant nit tho. He likes writing, singing and camping. I'd imagine those camping trips are a giant nit fest full of cut off jorts and 30 year old camping gear.
But in closing I'll say this. GG is living his best life and DGAF what all the pen dwellers think. He just gonna keep doing GG. And for that I have to begrudgingly tip my cap.