I won't be checking back in until its time to get the lulz from my #1 ranking.

Agree with this

You will always be the consummate "bottom"

Nttiawwt

U gonna be so mad when ilcd outranks you

Number 9-Gobbledygeek (AKA GG)

Arguably the most polarizing poaster in the whole forum. This guy plays poker like it's 1961. In fact, let's be honest, he does everything like it's 1961.

Gas is 5 cents a gallon cheaper 10 miles across town? "Hop in the paneled station wagon kids we are going on a road trip!"

"Hey Kids we are going out to McDonalds tonight for a BIG Celebration dinner! Suzie you and little Mikey can share a drink with your mother"

But for real this chap loves to balance his limping range. I even found a book that apparently he co-wrote:



He's not interested in improving at all. All of the numbers and ranges and strat you throw at him is laughable in his mind. Every pear is a set mining option. But if we flop a set we are going check fold a ton...so hold on to your hats boys and girls!

He plays in a unicorn fantasy game full of absolute spewy, maniacal players pre-flop that transform into top flight pros post flop. This guy loves thinking about SPR more than Squid likes mood changing medicinals.

And boy does the poo get slung in his direction. Are there faults in his logic wrt to strat? Of course, but he carries on, takes the abuse and just keeps grinding out the modest wins. GG makes Knish look like an absolute Loose Passive Whale. But he has a good spirit about it all, seems to realize this is a laughably unimportant thread, shrugs and laughs it off.

He is more than a giant nit tho. He likes writing, singing and camping. I'd imagine those camping trips are a giant nit fest full of cut off jorts and 30 year old camping gear.

But in closing I'll say this. GG is living his best life and DGAF what all the pen dwellers think. He just gonna keep doing GG. And for that I have to begrudgingly tip my cap.

Please recall I am doing no more than 5-10 minutes of thought in to these poasts so expect many errors and forgotten items.

I know this thread is largely a joke...but GG's w/r is prolly envied by greater than 95+% of 1/2 players. He employs a strat that enables him to crank out hours when he is at the table and create a giraffe that is pretty sweet looking and has a pretty stress free time at the tables

gibetmostllsnlplayerswouldlargelybenefitfromemploy inghistighterthantightstratg

gg just outta curiosity what is your lifetime earn at your nl game

Made the top 10 wurst poasters of all time!

* tears up *

GIgotsomethinginmygoddamneye,goddammitG

$20.66/hr over 4573:50 hours of my 1/3 NL game. Lolgoal is to hopefully cross the $100K earnings before 5000 hours but it's going to be close due to how I'm trending.

Ghopetokeepitabove$3.50/hrwhenallissaidanddone,butnotlookinggoodunlessIqui tnowG

~7bb/hr over 4k+ hours. Easily top 10% of all poker players with that stat line.

And the longevity is impressive.

Well played sir, well played.

Don't disagree with any of this.

Agreed. I've played 2x in a week this week and want to do a header out of my 3rd floor window

seriously ossum my man!

It's not nearly as impressive when you consider I was sitting at $28.33/hr after my first 2000 hours (sitting at $14.70/hr over my last 2573 hours), but it is what it is. Probably just ran hot over a lol meaningless 1000+ hour stretch in far better conditions that has skewed overall results.

Gandnowbacktoyourregularlyscheduledbutthurtings!G

GG the more I think about the sicker your numbers are.

1. plays in a tiny casino
2. zero game selection
3. high rake
4. tiny player pool
5. GG makes OMC look like a LAG
6. zero balance
7. with rake and toke has removed over 150K from this tiny economy
8. continues to get action year in and year out
9. wins 7 bigs per hour
10. some how gets a ton of hate

These facts combined blow my mind - I cant give you enough kudos my man

I think I mentioned this before, but my whole poker strat is very similar to sitting at a table with a group of people and someone places a big plate of chocolate chip cookies in the middle and the last person to breakdown and grab one wins. I win that game every time. That's it, that's my whole strat in a nutshell.

GifpokeractuallyinvolvedchocolatechipcookiesI'dbet hebiggestloserintheroomG

Can't hate.

As long as they aren't oatmeal raisin cookies disguised as Choc Chip cookies. That is a crime against humanity

mmmm cookies

Should a do top ten worst posters imo

Judging by the first two that’s exactly what this is.

In to echo the GG respect.
Not a style that I could play, but I still gotz the respect that someone can and does.
Easy to believe that it works too.

Surprised Zollie ranks closer to #1 than GG.