Let's be honest this thread https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/1...thread-768541/ is an unmitigated disaster. A collection of doofuses, spectrum dwellers and quite a few socially awkward but lovable chaps. There are virtually no girls obv. It's a sausage hang with the promised backdrop of poker (which thankfully rarely rears it's ugly head). It's the NextDoor home page of 2p2.

None of this is to imply there are many bad eggs in the thread. I have met maybe 2 dozen of the people in there and all seem solid. The one commonality they all have is that at one point or another they were consumed in their love of poker and their attempt to improve. Some have; some haven't. Some have likely gotten worse or simply DGAF about the game anymore. And yet they keep returning in order to sprinkle their AIDs for all the world to see.

Now as the thread approaches the magical 350k post it is on it's last legs. It takes forever to open, is unwieldy navigating pages and generally is a shadow of it's former self. Soon enough it will die a merciful death at the hands of our resident shirt tucker. He has promised swift and decisive action as the thread marches on to that number.

ITT I will rank the definitive top 10 posters from that abortion of a thread. Please feel free to chime in with your comments as each poster is revealed. There will be some omissions and disagreements I am sure but this is my thread so EAD. I expect to reveal one poster a day so that the denizens can ruminate on dreadfulness (or possible greatness of said poaster). I expect and encourage much butt-hurt.

Enjoy...

Without further ado my next post will address #10 in the chat threader.

#10-Feel Wrath

This guy sucks. I mean let's be honest. He is utterly devoid of tech savvy and refuses (aka doesn't know how) to have an avatar. He is old and is simply incapable of changing with the times. I can't imagine this bloke trying to use Tinder were he not married and cucked.

However he is good at some stuff:

• Min cashing MTT
• Telling anyone within earshot about said minchashing
• Blasting off for many many MTT buy ins in a row

He has also taught the thread some cool stuff. He regaled us of shenanigans involving a guy breaking his back (or something) trying to suck his own cock. He has told us about being hazed by a rugby team that seemed to involve his anus. He has given those listening strat on how to deliver medicines across multiple state and national borders.

But his greatest contribution to the thread is when his better half nearly caught him looking at certain services available in Vegas. He explained to the thread that he was merely investigating the options for a friend. Certainly an understandable alibi. The man is nothing if not loyal to his friends and bros.

There are many other stories to laugh at this wanker for. He seems to create anger in many of the other posters and often self bans himself as he simply can't control his instinct to sprinkle.

I present your #10 poster...He talks funny, he's sexy AF, he is Feel Wrath.

Been a while since I looked there honestly, but I think Ava volunteered the type of whimsical, self absorbed bull**** I liked degening to. Is that dude still around?

He is not. But fear not...his name is likely to rear it's head in this thread!

Obviously lol @ Feely, but not having an avatar is a personal choice, sir!

This weeks guest speaker at The Avatarless Club Meeting: Rory McIlroy!

Gthreadoftheyearcandidate,moarbutthurtingsplease!G

This thread is gunna be awesome no matter how much butt hurt.


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10 is the best, right?

10/10

10 on the poop-o-meter.

GfecalcountisoffthechartsG

Shameless attempt to curry favour with the thick haired OP. The thick haired OP does accept bribes but....you likely can’t afford him

I’m a little sad that my ‘condom around the tv remote’ or my ‘friend having sex with the Russian gangster’s wife next door’ stories didn’t make the summary

Sir, my objective is to put as little effort into these posts as possible. That will be evident

Should I forget a contribution you feel you have made, please take that up with APD

This is all quite true

Pretty sure the "driving to the airport" story should get you higher on the list...

LOL there is exactly ZERO chance I am on this list. I’m not even a top 50 poster for volume...


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Obv oversights will be obv throughout this threads run. My error but I'm sure you agree lol Feely??I mean **** that guy amirite?

THANK YOU

Looks like a fun read. Could probably finish it in the chat thread.

I know I'm not supposed to overrule another mid, but let's face it. APD's not really a mod anymore.

Reopened.

Wow

Didn’t realize Garick and BwSlim discussed having an aids thread whilst swapping aids with each other. Move forward I suppose. Hope the butt stuff was good for you guys. Nttawwt.

don't worry Ace, you made # 69 on the list

APD just sad he didn't make the top ten?

There's still hope, big guy. Still, law of recency is against you. Better get to posting pics of dirt bikes and grilled beer.

At least that’s number 1 in your book.

Speaking of top ten... who was the bottom? Asking for feelwrath.

^^^Outside the top 10 imo.