Hey I mentioned this to APD, but like should we set up some kind of incentive for ILCD or something to make it so when he's down to like 80% of the stake near the end of the session he doesn't just jam every hand...? It's obv +EV for him, so we need to at least agree on something so he wouldn't be correct to do so.

Please bundle me and chip Kelly.. We are in for 50/50 and I want my SN formally noted on page 1 of what is to become the most epic thread on 2p2... Thanks Cam

I want to be known as Big Dick Parker, or simply Big Dick.

Free shirt IMO. Having talked to him all day through text he is taking this very serious. I don't expect him to do stupid things like blind jamming and whatever else. Good point though. I say the incentive is this... if he does something like what you mentioned above, mpethy pulls out the disarm inexperienced knife wielding man move.

Lmao, dude I do not want that move put on me.

It is true, I been talking to Ace all day on the text.

Well I don't think technically speaking it'd be WRONG of ILCD to jam every hand, it's like the pokerstars biggame... it's most +EV for him. Unless we make him promise to play his best, which in itself is shakey and not definable (though personally I do trust ILCD to not *** us over... he'll play bad enough to *** us over enough as it is), it's really OUR FAULT for not creating a clause/contingency for something like this.

Like, idk if we make ILCD buy in a % into the game himself it might be more relevant, though arguably he'd still be +EV to play super aggro if he's only going to take a small % of the losses.

Alternatively, if we do something different where he has a worse share, like 25% instead of 50%, but he keeps 25% of the REMAINING MONEY instead of profits, but I guess that could make him just nit up really hard. I don't know, it's early I can't think straight.

I think it is best thought of this way... only give money you are prepared to lose... too many stakers for ILCD to worry about pleasing everyone. Let him play his game. Encourage him and offer advice or coaching as you wish, but don't put any constraints on his play. If anything, just entrust Mpethy to represent us as one coach on site.

Him playing is game would be fine, that's preferable. Him jamming every hand near the end because it's +EV for him is another matter, though arguably that'd be fun to watch too.

ILCD crushes... Ya heard it here.

To ILCD, From bip!

Kick some ****ing soul crushing ass!!

Dear sweet, sweet baby Jesus...WANT!!!

Just wait until fold4once emails me back. I got an even better idea.

I lol'ed

Like the shirt... really not sure if I could pull off wearing it though!? =:0

I just want to have the word "beaverslayer" on my back.

I still rock Public Enemy and House of Pain tees...cuz I can. Lol

OMG, I would so sport dis shiet.

Thread will need daily *deep thoughts* / training status updates from ILCD leading up to battle...

Then someone can string those quotes together for youtube video...with Eye of the Tiger... Rocky mantra style

this is such bad timing. I gave myself a talking to last night about spending so much time thinking about poker when I have a business to run and now THIS happens.

my PA has come into my office twice today to ask me if I'm OK because she's heard me lolling

I went from lol to zomglol to excited to actually thinking about it within a few minutes...

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Lmao, its tight, what do you guys think about silver print with the names instead of red.

Just curious - who is hoping for NL and who is hoping for PLO?

I think NL makes better TV, so leaning that way.

Bart Hanson's twitter account will explode the night this happens.

Shut up and study!

Yes! This one ^