So you ate a wiener?

Eminem quotes itt. Prolly should have quoted the first time for comprehension.

Day 2 (end):

The first person I met was feel wrath. We texted a meet spot and when he came walking towards me I knew it was him right away. I yelled out, "Wanker!" He did not hear it though. So I walked up to him and asked if he was a wanker... Sho nuff he was/is. Out of everyone I have met so far feelers is least like his online persona is. Way more laid back IRL.

After that my wife and I headed to the V and pretty much camped out. The next person I met was Aesah. I actually saw him sitting in a game and I was, "Oh, its Aesah!!" I recognized him from all the LATB/CLP stuff. Aesah is a super nice guy and a friggin machine when it comes to volume. The kid does not stop. The way I introduced myself was I walked up to him and asked him if he was *IRL name* and then told him APD was outside and wanted to fight. He didn't even flinch or look at me weird. He nonchalantly said, "oh cool, where is he at?" Lol.

After that it gets kind of blurry who I met next. Bip and I played at the same table together, and we were also at the same table as Tim Brice's wife. She knew it was me because she is in the group me group. Sneaky sneaky! I met squidoo who is confirmed
ossum, but his muscles are way smaller than mine. I also met (in no specific order): sabr, snowball, corlath, bond trader, bwslim, zoltan, Trey (jm3s son), tim brice, iraise2much, lapidator, bigskip, jm3, garick, dmw and I feel like Im leaving someone out... Hmmmm.... Oh I also met Rob Farha. This was a funny one. I walked up to him and asked if his name was Charles (rando name). He looked at me weird and was like, "No..." I then asked if his name was Gay Rob. He laughed hard and we chatted it up a bit.

I got seated at a real nitty table with Skippy. I played solid for like 2 hours and then the tired and beer kicked in. The table was soon joined by dmw, snowball and sabr. None of them lasted long. I ended up giving christmas presents to some nits and then moved tables. I played until about 4:30 am at the new table because it was pretty good. I was able to mitigate some of the losses. Was still up for the day because I won earlier and the casino was giving away money... Heat -8 for $100. Lol.

I plan on meeting tons more people today... Call this round 2 of the cray. I got 3 hours of sleep and feel ready to take on the world... Kind of.

Touch down Vegas!!!!!!!!!!!

Bc F4O said so....

Oops obv is obv

Guess I should EAD

Yeehaw!

falling asleep at my table from 8 til 9 pm so of course it's logical that I don't get to sleep til 3am! FUUUU jet lag - there's no other reason is there squid?

saw some remarkable sights on the Strip walking back to the hotel last night , but nothing beats my 5 ft 7, 400lb man with full Raiders face paint on drinking a 2 foot pink cocktail

I didn't meet as many of you guys as Ace yesterday but forgive me if I'm being anti social for at least a few hours today. I have an 11am date with Table 30, seat 4 of the Brasilia Silver area down at the Rio.

Oh and I was the first person to rub someones head. Confirmed magic.

Considering my SN is an homage to the man and by default the song...guess I haz thread AIDS

But who will be the last?

Or who will be the first to be the last?

Feelers where you eating?

Gym was brutal this AM

Ha. I didn't know that. Just figured omc wouldn't get the reference.
[SPOILER]I keed, I keed...[/SPOILER]

So far in an unscientific poll of Skip and Garlick I seem to look the least like they imagined. Pretty sure the slim part tricked them

Slim does not look like an accountant
Far less buttoned down than I envisioned.

Anyone.actually making.it to Hash House this AM? Might skip the lines and eat at downtown one if no meet-up.

Ace looked smaller then I was expecting... But he was standing between Sabr and Squid which changes your perspective.

DMW played at the same table table for an hour and neither of us knew. I don't think we even played a hand against the other. His reaction was pretty funny when Ace introduced us... I must have been spewing!

^^^lol I thought about that happening. And I don't want it to. I only want to take your money Sunday night at MGM, that's it. : )

ETA: Needless to say, y'all are gonna know when I show up. I'll be broadcasting my arrival on 4um, group me, SMS, social media, etc. and walking in beneath a Bellagio-esque arch of cascading champagne bottles held by beautiful babies.

SABR said he's foot the bill for that.

just got back from gym so not going to have time I don't think. Assume you've gone/are going?

think I'm going to do a sausage and egg mcmuffin and then set up an IV coffee drip

and correct, the gym was pretty far from good

Far less or far more?

Confirmed meeting everyone was awesome.

TR:
--Was in LV 30 minutes before meeting my first hooker. Confirmed wood NOT.
--Other shuttle bus riders who got off at the Flamingo confirmed I will never stay at the Flamingo.
--Pro tip: if you are going to get your wife's face tattooed on your back, she should be at least moderately attractive. In fairness the tatoo did look better than the real life subject. Wood NOT.
--$20 trick confirmed solid hotel strat.
--Venetian security guard was cool. Told me how to get to the poker room, them said "You may want to wait a minute." Me: "?" Then 4 hotties with precious little bums and tight dresses walk by heading in that direction. I tipped him. Lovely view on the way to the tables. Confirmed WOOD. Confirmed I may be a stalker.

--Zoltan looked just like Zoltan should look. Slim blew my mind. Not what I pictured. Others all in the range.
--DMW received massive abuse from me at our nit fest table. Not sure if he knew who I was.
--First significant pot in Vegas...6 limpers to me, I raise AKo in the BB. First limper just sat down and calls (no chips yet.) All others fold. Flop is K high with two clubs, I bet 2/3 pot, he min raises. Eventually money goes in and I am treated to the sight of limp/called aces. Nice first hand. Fortunately he only had 50bbs.
--I eventually double up with KK vs AK.
--Beer drinking commences. I have not eaten in 12 hours. I explain to APD and the table that beer is made from grain...and grain is used to make bread...so a beer = eating a sandwich.
--I eat a lot of sandwiches. Only deterred by slow drink service. APD eats 2-3 sandwiches. I harass him over this.
--Nits come and go. None enjoy our banter.
--Sabr shows. Raises my BB. Da fuq? I 3bet for value with my 56o figuring I have his 5 out kicked. He folds. Nit.
--I inform Sabr all tables in LV have a joint restraining order against him - break one and it could be jail time. $20 bounty on BigSkip is announced.
--Table finally breaks. I am a bit inebriated so I go back to the hotel.
--ibuprofen and water + protein = no ill effects. Solid first night of poker and drinking. Will crush both tonight.

--Someone stole my do not disturb sign. Surprise entry my maid this morning. Wood.

Downtown Hash House. Immediate seating FTW!

Do we know for sure that Z is still alive?

#RIP Zoltan

Good Luck to all in the Millymaker tourney. special run good wishes to BW slim and BIP!.

Yes, run well you Silly Milly gents.

Good luck to the Silly Milly guys!

If you bink it...