"I am the Lord your Tag God, who brought you out of the land of fish, out of the house of limpers.
You shall have no other gods before aggression.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any passive image; for I the Lord thy Tag God am a jealous God, visiting the downswings of the fathers unto the children unto the third and fourth generations of them that play passive, and showing big blinds unto thousands to them that love thin value, and keep my commandments.
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain when rivered; for the Lord thy God will not hold him guiltless who shall take his name in vain instead of saying, "nice hand."
Remember the button and keep it holy.
Honor thy small blind and thy big blind that thy loss rates in the blinds be small.
Thou shalt not limp.
Thou shalt not fail to barrel scare cards on the turn.
Thou shalt steal.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against they neighbor to your right, but 3 betting his stealing range with a polarized range does honor to thy Lord the Tag God.
This post just made me think about my own game. At first I just called myself aggressive. Because I don't want to associate myself with a style. Now I'm calling myself a lag. Not going to stray away from it anymore.
And unto our poor Hero the Lord, his God, appeared in stacks o' blacks and spaketh, "My son, thou shalt not calleth the raises of thy fish I have provided for you withouteth the proper odds of implication."