lolol

well, i had been talking to her for a couple days before, after class as we walked across campus to our next classes. the first day we had talked about how excited we both were for this movie. i asked her if she wanted to see it in theaters and she was all "yeah!" then that was the end of it.

we talked about a lot of stuff. mostly me just asking her questions and then pretending that i was interested or something. the last time i spoke to her i said that we should go together over over the weekend and she was all "i was thinking about going home this weekend, and i was planning to see that with my friends. so...." standard rejection i though. i then said "come on give me a date, so i wont have to masterbate." i really did lol that was the last time i spoke to her.

it was weird though because i thought that she was way interested in me prior. i was getting a strong vibe from her, and she always laughed at my jokes, and smiled at me, and the first day we talked i approached her, but all the other days she came up to me as we walked out of class.

i am stupid and am never talking to any more girls

Unless you look like Brad Pitt, you probably can't get away with this. A+ for effort, though.

hey it even rhymes

but yeah you need an absolutely flawless delivery to pull that one off, and even then it isnt enough a lot of the time

lol I couldn't imagine how much 2+2 could benefit from having a date doctor come on here and helping everyone....that idea was just a horrible idea on how to talk to a girl ur interested in.

i spend too much time on my computer, and no time buzzed at bars/clubs practicing my game.

This is funny stuff... I forget who posted it, but that whole "girls who are not drunk saying they are as an excuse to have sex without feeling like a slut" was ***** brilliant. Obviously kind of common sense now, but yeah I feel like an idiot now for a couple of fumbled TD's.

On a related note, I was just reading people's wells and came across KRANTZ's. Obv man is brilliant poker-wise but his Vegas TR about 1/2 way down is a must read for a good laugh. Probably the best I have ever read.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...ad.php?t=72318

inviting a girl to a party you know of or even better..... a party that your friend is having....... Its the standard play in that spot imo. =/

yeah pretty standard

lol if any of you have deuces cracked, check out the joe the pro 5 minute video just posted... hahaha

i really dont know many ppl who are up here during the summa

yeah hes been around for a while iirc, pretty funny...

you dont need deucescracked tho, all his vids are on youtube

i assume he'll me making new ones for DC from now

having your own party is really sick, that was the closest I've come to ever having a threesome

ty for introducing joe the pro to me. hilarious

episode 9

DING!

yo i hate ****ing women they're all useless

am i the only one who is still down $ for the year??

yes

any Canadians here use Stars cash refund and know if the exchange rate is legit?

i love women. like i love women, and not even just sexing them, i just love everything about them. in fact, i love them so much im gonna have a threesome at some point before next semester is over, mark my words

when do you graduate pattay?

i do too, but i have trouble relating to most of them beyond physical relations.

i'm a emo i guess.

Kels always says he hates them and they are only good for sex but I never got it, I enjoy women, I enjoy sexing them, I enjoy manipulating them, and they are pretty cool if u pick the right ones as well.

You guys just pick crazies or something.

planned for may of 2010 but we'll see how much i dick around

i grew up with all women basically (only sisters, me and my cousins are very close and all 7 of them are girls, my dad is the sensitive type, etc) and i just get down with them so much. love more about them than most guys

yeah maybe i can pick good ones or something but i have lots that are real cool and not drama-filled or whatever

plus they smell purdy